9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 {Applause} How do you like my long club Lou? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey all those people going to be at the game today? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Certainly! Wow! It's going to be a whopper of a game! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, It should be! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey Abbott, I understand they made you the manager of this here baseball team. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why not? So you're the manager? I'm the manager. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well you know, I'd like to know some of the guy's name on the team 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so when I meet on the street or the ball park I'll 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 be able to saw hello to those people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why, sure I'll introduce you to those people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They give them funny names though, Lou. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, I know they give those ball players awfully funny names. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let's see on the team we have; Who's on first, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's on second, I don't know's on third, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You the manager? Yes, you know the guy's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I should. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well then tell me the guy's name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I say Who's on first, What's on second, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know's on third. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You the manager? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know the guy's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm telling you their names! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, who's on first? Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well then go ahead and tell me. Who? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy on first. Who! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy playing first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy on first 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who! Who is on first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you asking me for? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm asking you! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not asking you, I'm telling you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You ain't telling me nothing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm asking you who's on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's it! Well go ahead and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who! The guy on first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's his name! That's whose name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes, well then tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's the man's name! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Whose name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, well then go ahead and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who is on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you asking me for? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm asking you who's on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well go ahead and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's the guy's name on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, what's on second? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not asking you who's on second! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who's on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's what I'm asking you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who's on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now wait a minute, just don't...don't change the players. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not changing nobody. I asked you a simple question. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's the guy's name on first base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's the guy's name on second base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not asking you who's on second! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who is on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's on third. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now we're not talking about him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look. You got a first baseman? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then tell me the fella's name playing first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They guy playing first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's his name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wait. What's the guy's name on first base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What" is the guy's name on second base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who's playing second? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who's playing first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's on third base. What's the matter with you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look. When you pay off the first baseman every month, who do you pay the money to? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Every dollar of it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah. (Frustrated noise) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look. You gotta pay the money to somebody on first base don't ya? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Does he give you a receipt? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How does he sign the receipt? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy that you give the money to. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's how he signs it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's how who signs it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well go ahead and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's who? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When you give the guy the money, don't he have to sign the receipt? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He does, Lou. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, how does he sign his name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy you give the receipt! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy who signs it signs it "Who." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You. You dope. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now take it easy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You just don't give money to somebody without him giving you a receipt. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No. Who signs it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you asking me for? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not asking you I'm telling you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go ahead then. Tell me. What's the guy's name that signs the receipt on first base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now wait a minute. What signs his own receipt. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who signs his own receipt. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No. Who signs his. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm asking you when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper he puts his name on it. How does the fella's name on first base look to you when he signs his name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 To you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's how it looks. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How does it look to you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 To you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 WHO 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 To you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 WHO 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look. When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now that's how it looks. WHO. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I"m asking you what's the guy's name on first base you give the money to? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 WHO. After all, the man's entitled to it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who is? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who's wife? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah. Sure. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All I'm trying to find out is, what's the guy's name on first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What is on second base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not asking you who's on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who's on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's on Th- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Third base. I know that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You got and outfield? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sure. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's the Left Fielder's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just thought I'd ask you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, I just thought I'd tell you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The left Fielder's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hmm. BECAUSE 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nah. He's Center Field.