1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 {Applause} How do you like my long club Lou? 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey all those people going to be at the game today? 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Certainly! Wow! It's going to be a whopper of a game! 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, It should be! 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey Abbott, I understand they made you the manager of this here baseball team. 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why not? So you're the manager? I'm the manager. 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well you know, I'd like to know some of the guy's name on the team 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so when I meet on the street or the ball park I'll 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 be able to saw hello to those people. 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why, sure I'll introduce you to those people. 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They give them funny names though, Lou. 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, I know they give those ball players awfully funny names. 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let's see on the team we have; Who's on first, 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's on second, I don't know's on third, 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You the manager? Yes, you know the guy's name? 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I should. 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well then tell me the guy's name. 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I say Who's on first, What's on second, 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't know's on third. 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You the manager? 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know the guy's name? 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm telling you their names! 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, who's on first? Yes. 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well then go ahead and tell me. Who? 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The guy on first. Who! 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The guy playing first base. 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who! 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The guy on first 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who! Who is on first base. 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What are you asking me for? 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm asking you! 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not asking you, I'm telling you 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You ain't telling me nothing. 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm asking you who's on first? 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's it! Well go ahead and tell me. 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who! The guy on first base. 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's his name! That's whose name? 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes, well then tell me. 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's the man's name! 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Whose name? 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah, well then go ahead and tell me. 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who is on first? 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What are you asking me for? 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm asking you who's on first. 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's it. 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well go ahead and tell me. 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who? 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The guy on first. 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's it. 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's the guy's name on first? 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No, what's on second? 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not asking you who's on second! 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who's on first? 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's what I'm asking you. 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who's on first? 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now wait a minute, just don't...don't change the players. 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not changing nobody. I asked you a simple question. 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's the guy's name on first base? 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's the guy's name on second base? 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not asking you who's on second! 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who is on first? 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't know. 65 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He's on third. 66 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now we're not talking about him. 67 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Look. You got a first baseman? 68 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes. 69 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Then tell me the fella's name playing first. 70 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who. 71 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They guy playing first. 72 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's his name. 73 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Wait. What's the guy's name on first base? 74 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "What" is the guy's name on second base. 75 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who's playing second? 76 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who's playing first. 77 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't know 78 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He's on third base. What's the matter with you? 79 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Look. When you pay off the first baseman every month, who do you pay the money to? 80 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Every dollar of it. 81 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah. (Frustrated noise) 82 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Look. You gotta pay the money to somebody on first base don't ya? 83 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah 84 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Does he give you a receipt? 85 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes. 86 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How does he sign the receipt? 87 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who. 88 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The guy that you give the money to. 89 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's how he signs it. 90 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's how who signs it? 91 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes. 92 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well go ahead and tell me. 93 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's him. 94 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's who? 95 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes. 96 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When you give the guy the money, don't he have to sign the receipt? 97 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He does, Lou. 98 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, how does he sign his name? 99 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who. 100 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The guy you give the receipt! 101 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The guy who signs it signs it "Who." 102 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You. You dope. 103 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now take it easy 104 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You just don't give money to somebody without him giving you a receipt. 105 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No. Who signs it. 106 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What are you asking me for? 107 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not asking you I'm telling you. 108 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Go ahead then. Tell me. What's the guy's name that signs the receipt on first base? 109 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now wait a minute. What signs his own receipt. 110 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who signs his own receipt. 111 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No. Who signs his. 112 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm asking you when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper he puts his name on it. How does the fella's name on first base look to you when he signs his name? 113 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who. 114 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 To you. 115 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's how it looks. 116 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How does it look to you? 117 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who 118 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 To you? 119 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 WHO 120 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 To you? 121 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 WHO 122 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Look. When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you? 123 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now that's how it looks. WHO. 124 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I"m asking you what's the guy's name on first base you give the money to? 125 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 WHO. After all, the man's entitled to it. 126 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who is? 127 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes. 128 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. 129 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who's wife? 130 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah. Sure. 131 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 All I'm trying to find out is, what's the guy's name on first base. 132 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What is on second base. 133 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not asking you who's on second. 134 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who's on first. 135 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't know 136 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He's on Th- 137 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Third base. I know that. 138 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You got and outfield? 139 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Sure. 140 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's the Left Fielder's name? 141 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why. 142 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I just thought I'd ask you. 143 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, I just thought I'd tell you. 144 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The left Fielder's name? 145 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why. 146 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hmm. BECAUSE 147 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Nah. He's Center Field.