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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{Applause} How do you like my long club Lou?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey all those people going to be at the game today?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Certainly! Wow! It's going to be a whopper of a game!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, It should be!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Abbott, I understand they made you the manager of this here baseball team.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not? So you're the manager? I'm the manager.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you know, I'd like to know some of the guy's name on the team
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so when I meet on the street or the ball park I'll
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be able to saw hello to those people.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why, sure I'll introduce you to those people.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They give them funny names though, Lou.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I know they give those ball players awfully funny names.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see on the team we have; Who's on first,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's on second, I don't know's on third,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You the manager? Yes, you know the guy's name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well then tell me the guy's name.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say Who's on first, What's on second,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know's on third.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You the manager?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know the guy's name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you their names!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, who's on first? Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well then go ahead and tell me. Who?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy on first. Who!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy playing first base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy on first
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who! Who is on first base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you asking me for?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm asking you!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not asking you, I'm telling you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ain't telling me nothing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm asking you who's on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it! Well go ahead and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who! The guy on first base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's his name! That's whose name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, well then tell me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the man's name!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whose name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, well then go ahead and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you asking me for?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm asking you who's on first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well go ahead and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy on first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the guy's name on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, what's on second?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not asking you who's on second!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I'm asking you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now wait a minute, just don't...don't change the players.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not changing nobody. I asked you a simple question.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the guy's name on first base?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the guy's name on second base?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not asking you who's on second!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's on third.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we're not talking about him.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look. You got a first baseman?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then tell me the fella's name playing first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They guy playing first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's his name.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait. What's the guy's name on first base?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What" is the guy's name on second base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's playing second?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's playing first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's on third base. What's the matter with you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look. When you pay off the first baseman every month, who do you pay the money to?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every dollar of it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. (Frustrated noise)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look. You gotta pay the money to somebody on first base don't ya?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does he give you a receipt?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does he sign the receipt?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy that you give the money to.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how he signs it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how who signs it?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well go ahead and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's him.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's who?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you give the guy the money, don't he have to sign the receipt?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He does, Lou.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, how does he sign his name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy you give the receipt!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy who signs it signs it "Who."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You. You dope.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now take it easy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just don't give money to somebody without him giving you a receipt.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Who signs it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you asking me for?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not asking you I'm telling you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead then. Tell me. What's the guy's name that signs the receipt on first base?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now wait a minute. What signs his own receipt.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who signs his own receipt.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Who signs his.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm asking you when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper he puts his name on it. How does the fella's name on first base look to you when he signs his name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how it looks.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it look to you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHO
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHO
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look. When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that's how it looks. WHO.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I"m asking you what's the guy's name on first base you give the money to?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHO. After all, the man's entitled to it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's wife?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Sure.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I'm trying to find out is, what's the guy's name on first base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is on second base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not asking you who's on second.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's on first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's on Th-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Third base. I know that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got and outfield?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the Left Fielder's name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just thought I'd ask you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I just thought I'd tell you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The left Fielder's name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm. BECAUSE
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah. He's Center Field.