WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 {Applause} How do you like my long club Lou? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey all those people going to be at the game today? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Certainly! Wow! It's going to be a whopper of a game! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, It should be! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey Abbott, I understand they made you the manager of this here baseball team. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why not? So you're the manager? I'm the manager. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well you know, I'd like to know some of the guy's name on the team 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so when I meet on the street or the ball park I'll 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 be able to saw hello to those people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why, sure I'll introduce you to those people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They give them funny names though, Lou. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, I know they give those ball players awfully funny names. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let's see on the team we have; Who's on first, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's on second, I don't know's on third, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You the manager? Yes, you know the guy's name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I should. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well then tell me the guy's name. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I say Who's on first, What's on second, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know's on third. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You the manager? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know the guy's name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm telling you their names! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, who's on first? Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well then go ahead and tell me. Who? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The guy on first. Who! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The guy playing first base. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The guy on first 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who! Who is on first base. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you asking me for? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm asking you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not asking you, I'm telling you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You ain't telling me nothing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm asking you who's on first? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's it! Well go ahead and tell me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who! The guy on first base. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's his name! That's whose name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes, well then tell me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's the man's name! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whose name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, well then go ahead and tell me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who is on first? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you asking me for? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm asking you who's on first. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well go ahead and tell me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The guy on first. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's the guy's name on first? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, what's on second? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not asking you who's on second! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who's on first? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's what I'm asking you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who's on first? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now wait a minute, just don't...don't change the players. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not changing nobody. I asked you a simple question. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's the guy's name on first base? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's the guy's name on second base? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not asking you who's on second! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who is on first? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He's on third. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now we're not talking about him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look. You got a first baseman? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then tell me the fella's name playing first. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They guy playing first. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's his name. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait. What's the guy's name on first base? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "What" is the guy's name on second base. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who's playing second? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who's playing first. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He's on third base. What's the matter with you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look. When you pay off the first baseman every month, who do you pay the money to? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Every dollar of it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah. (Frustrated noise) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look. You gotta pay the money to somebody on first base don't ya? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Does he give you a receipt? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How does he sign the receipt? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The guy that you give the money to. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's how he signs it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's how who signs it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well go ahead and tell me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's who? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When you give the guy the money, don't he have to sign the receipt? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He does, Lou. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, how does he sign his name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The guy you give the receipt! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The guy who signs it signs it "Who." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You. You dope. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now take it easy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You just don't give money to somebody without him giving you a receipt. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No. Who signs it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you asking me for? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not asking you I'm telling you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Go ahead then. Tell me. What's the guy's name that signs the receipt on first base? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now wait a minute. What signs his own receipt. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who signs his own receipt. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No. Who signs his. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm asking you when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper he puts his name on it. How does the fella's name on first base look to you when he signs his name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 To you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's how it looks. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How does it look to you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 To you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 WHO 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 To you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 WHO 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look. When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now that's how it looks. WHO. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I"m asking you what's the guy's name on first base you give the money to? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 WHO. After all, the man's entitled to it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who is? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who's wife? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah. Sure. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 All I'm trying to find out is, what's the guy's name on first base. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is on second base. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not asking you who's on second. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who's on first. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He's on Th- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Third base. I know that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You got and outfield? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sure. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's the Left Fielder's name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I just thought I'd ask you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, I just thought I'd tell you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The left Fielder's name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hmm. BECAUSE 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nah. He's Center Field.