9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 {Applause} [br]Costello: How do you like my long club Lou? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Hey all those people going to be at the game today? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Certainly! Wow! It's going to be a whopper of a game! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Well, It should be! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Hey Abbott, I understand they made you the manager of this here baseball team. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Why not? So you're the manager? [br]Costello: I'm the manager. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Well you know, I'd like to know some of the guy's name on the team 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so when I meet on the street or the ball park I'll 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 be able to saw hello to those people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Why, sure I'll introduce you to those people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They give them funny names though, Lou. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Oh, I know they give those ball players awfully funny names. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Let's see on the team we have; "Who's" on first, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What's" on second, "I don't know's" on third, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You the manager?[br]Costello: Yes[br]Abbott: You know the guy's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: I should. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Good, well then tell me the guy's name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: I say "Who's" on first, "What's" on second, "I don't know's" on third. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You the manager? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You know the guy's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: I'm telling you their names! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Well, who's on first?[br]Costello: Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Well then go ahead and tell me.[br]Costello: "Who" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: The guy on first. [br]Costello: "Who!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: The guy playing first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: The guy on first 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who!"[br]"Who" is on first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: What are you asking me for? I'm asking you! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: I'm not asking you, I'm telling you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You ain't telling me nothing. I'm asking you who's on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: That's it![br]Abbott: Well go ahead and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who!"[br]Abbott: The guy on first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: That's his name![br]Abbott: That's whose name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costtello: Yes[br]Abbott: Well then tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: That's the man's name! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Whose name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Yeah[br]Abbott: Well then go ahead and tell me! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who" is on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: What are you asking me for? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm asking you who's on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: That's it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Well go ahead and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: The guy on first! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: What's the guy's name on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: No, "What's" on second? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I'm not asking you who's on second! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who's" on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: That's what I'm asking you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who's on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Now wait a minute, just don't...don't change the players. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I'm not changing nobody! I asked you a simple question! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: What's the guy's name on first base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "What's" the guy's name on second base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I'm not asking you who's on second! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who" is on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I don't know. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: He's on third. Now we're not talking about him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Look. You got a first baseman? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Then tell me the fella's name playing first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: They guy playing first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: That's his name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Wait. What's the guy's name on first base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "What" is the guy's name on second base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Who's playing second? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who's" playing first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I don't know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: He's on third base. What's the matter with you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Look. When you pay off the first baseman every month, who do you pay the money to? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Every dollar of it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Yeah. (Frustrated noise) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Look. You gotta pay the money to somebody on first base don't ya? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Does he give you a receipt? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: How does he sign the receipt? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy that you give the money to. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's how he signs it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's how who signs it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well go ahead and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's who? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When you give the guy the money, don't he have to sign the receipt? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He does, Lou. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, how does he sign his name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy you give the receipt! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy who signs it signs it "Who." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You. You dope. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now take it easy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You just don't give money to somebody without him giving you a receipt. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No. "Who" signs it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you asking me for? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go ahead then. Tell me. What's the guy's name that signs the receipt on first base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now wait a minute. "What" signs his own receipt. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who signs his own receipt? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No. "Who" signs his. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm asking you when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper he puts his name on it. How does the fella's name on first base look to you when he signs his name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 To you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's how it looks. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How does it look to you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 To you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "WHO" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 To you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "WHO" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look. When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now that's how it looks. "WHO." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I"m asking you what's the guy's name on first base you give the money to? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "WHO." After all, the man's entitled to it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who is? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who's wife? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah. Sure. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All I'm trying to find out is, what's the guy's name on first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What" is on second base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not asking you who's on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who's" on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I don't know" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's on Th- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Third base. I know that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You got and outfield? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sure. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's the Left Fielder's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Why." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just thought I'd ask you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, I just thought I'd tell you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The left Fielder's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Why." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hmm. BECAUSE 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nah. He's Center Field. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 UGH 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (Applause) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: How do you like my long club Lou? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Hey all those people going to be at the game today? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Certainly! Wow! It's going to be a whopper of a game! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Well, It should be! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Hey Abbott, I understand they made you the manager of this here baseball team. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Why not? So you're the manager? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: I'm the manager. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Well you know, I'd like to know some of the guy's name on the team 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so when I meet on the street or the ball park I'll 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 be able to saw hello to those people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 COstello: Why, sure I'll introduce you to those people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The;y give them funny names though, Lou. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Oh, I know they give those ball players awfully funny names. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Let's see on the team we have; Who's on first, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What's on second, "I don't know's on third, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You the manager: 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You know the guy's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: I should. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Good, well then tell me the guy's name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: I say, "Who's on first, "What's on second, "I don't know's on third. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You the manager? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You know the guy's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: I'm telling you their names! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Well, who's on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Well then go ahead and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: The guy playing first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: The guy on first 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who" is on first! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: What are you asking me for? I'm asking you! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: I'm not asking you, I'm telling you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You ain't telling me nothing. I'm asking you who's on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: That's it! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Well go ahead and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: The guy on first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: That's his name! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: That's who's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Well then go ahead and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: That's the man's name! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: That's whose name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Well then go ahead and tell me! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who" is on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: What are you asking me for? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm asking you who's on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: That's it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Well go ahead and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: "Who" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: The guy on first! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: That's it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: What's the guy's name on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: No, What's on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott:I'm not asking you who's on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Who's on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: That's what I'm asking you, who's on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Now wait now don't, don't change the play. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I'm not changing nobody.[br]I'm asking a simple question. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abott: What's the guy's name on first base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: What's the guy's name on second base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I'm not asking you who's on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Who is on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I don't know[br]Costello: He's on third. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Now we're not talking about him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Look. You got a first baseman?[br]Costello: Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Then tell me the fellow's name playing first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Who. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: The guy playing first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: That's his name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Wait. What's the guy's name on first base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: What is the guy's name on second base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Who's playing second? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Who's playing first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I don't know[br]Costello:He's on third base! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 <audience laughs>[br]Costello: What's the matter with you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Look, when you pay off the first baseman every month, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 who do you pay the money to? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Every dollar of it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Yeah. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 <laughter> 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, don't you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Does he give you a receipt?[br]Costello: Sure 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: How does he sign the receipt?[br]Costello: Who. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: The guy that you give the money to. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 <laughter> 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Who! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: The guy you give the money to. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: That's how he signs it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: That's how who signs it?[br]Costello: Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Go ahead and tell me.[br]Costello: That's it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: That's who? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Yes! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: When you give the guy the money, don't he have to sign a recipt? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: He does, Lou! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: So how does he sign his name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Who![br]Abbott: They guy you give the money to!! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 <inaudible over audience laughter> 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You dope![br]Costello: Now take it easy... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You don't just give money to somebody without him giving you a recipt. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: No, Who signs it.[br]Abbott: What are you asking ME for?? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Now, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Well go ahead and tell me, what's the guy's name that signs the receipt for first base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Now wait a minute, What signs his own receipts. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Who signs his own receipts?[br]Costello: No, Who signs his. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Wh... I'm asking you when the guy on first base 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 gives you a piece of paper, he puts his name on it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: No Who puts his name on it and What puts his name... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: How does the fellow's name on first base look to you when he signs his name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Who.[br]Abbott: To you.[br]Costello:That's how it looks! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: How does it look to you?[br]Costello: Who! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: To you.[br]Costello: Who! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: To you![br]Costello: Who! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Look, that's how it looks... Who! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Who??[br]Costello: Who. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I'm asking you, what's the guy's name on first base that you give the money to? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Who! After all the man's entitled to it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Who is?[br]Costello: Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 <laughter> 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Who's wife?[br]Cotello: Yes, sure. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: What is on second base...[br]Abbott: I'm not asking you who's on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Who's on first[br]Abbott: I don't know... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Together: Third base.[br]Abbott: I know that... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You got an outfield?[br]Costello: The left fielder's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I just thought I'd ask you.[br]Costello: Well, I just thought I'd tell you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: The left fielder's name?[br]Costello: Why! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Hmm. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: BECAUSE![br]Costello: Ahhh...he's center field. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 <Abbott groans> 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: You don't know these players as well as... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: All I'm trying to find out is, what's the guy's name in left field? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: No, What is on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I'm not asking you who's on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Who's on first.[br]Abbott: I don't know, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Together: Third base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 <audience laughter> 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You got a pitcher on the team?[br] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: The pitcher's name?[br]Costello: Tomorrow. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You don't want to tell me today?[br]Costello: I'm telling you, Lou. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Then go ahead.[br]Costello: Tomorrow. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: What time?[br]Costello: What time what? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: What time tomorrow you going to tell me who's pitching? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Now listen, Who is not...[br]Abbott: I'll break your arm if you say his on first! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I want to know what's the pitcher's name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: What's on second.[br]Abbott: I don't know... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Together: THIRD BASE. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: You got a catcher?[br]Costello: Sure. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: The catcher's name?[br]Costello: Today. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Today. You don't want to tell me...today...tomorrow, do you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 <both laugh> 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: I'm telling you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: So the catcher's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Today.[br]Abbott: Today. And tomorrow's pitching. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Now you've got it! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Now I've got it... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 <sounds of annoyance> 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: What we've got is a couple of days on the team. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Well I can't help that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Alright, now you know I'm a good catcher. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Now I get behind the plate and tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costtello: Yes...[br]Abbot: Now when he gets up me being a good catcher [br]I'm going to throw they guy out at first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: So the guy punts the ball, I pick up the ball, and I'm going to throw the guy out at first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: So I pick up the ball and throw it to who? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Now that's the first thing you've said right. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I don't even know what I'm talking about! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 <audience laughter> 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: But that's, that all you have...[br]Abbott: That's all I do is I throw the ball to first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Now who's got it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Naturally. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Now you've got it.[br]Abbott: If I throw the ball to first base somebody's got to get the ball. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Now who's got it?[br]Costello: Naturally![br]Abbott: Who? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Naturally. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 <laughter> 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Naturally?[br]Costello: Naturally. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to 'Naturally'. He gets... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: No, no, no...[br]Abbott: Naturally get's the ball...and... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: You've thrown the ball to first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott:Then who gets it?[br]Costello: Naturally. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: No! No.[br]Abbott: That's who gets the ball..and... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: You throw the ball to Who.[br]Abbott: Naturally.[br]Costello: Naturally. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: That's what I'm saying![br]Costello: You're not saying it that way! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I said 'I throw the ball to Naturally'![br]Costello: No you don't! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I throw it to who?[br]Costello: Naturally.[br]Abbott: That's what I'm saying! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I throw the ball to first base somebody's got to get it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: So Who get's it.[br]Abbott: Naturally...Okay! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Now I ask you, who gets it?[br]Costello: Naturally. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Same as you![br]Costello: No it's not! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: I throw the ball to naturally.[br]Costello: You throw the ball to Who. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Then who gets it?[br]Costello: Naturally.[br]Abbott: He better get it! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: So I throw the ball to first base, and whoever it is drops the ball, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and the guy runs to second.[br] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now Who picks up the ball throws it to What.[br] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What throws it to I Don't Know, I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 triple play. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Could be. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: Another guy gets up and hits a long flyball to Because. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Yes.[br]Abbott: Why. I don't know. He's on third, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott: And I don't give a darn! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 <laughter> 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: What'd you say?[br]Abbott: I said I don't give a darn. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Costello: Oh, that's our shortstop. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 <laughter and applause>