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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{Applause} \NCostello: How do you like my long club Lou?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Hey all those people going to be at the game today?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Certainly! Wow! It's going to be a whopper of a game!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Well, It should be!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Hey Abbott, I understand they made you the manager of this here baseball team.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Why not? So you're the manager? \NCostello: I'm the manager.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Well you know, I'd like to know some of the guy's name on the team
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so when I meet on the street or the ball park I'll
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be able to saw hello to those people.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Why, sure I'll introduce you to those people.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They give them funny names though, Lou.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Oh, I know they give those ball players awfully funny names.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Let's see on the team we have; "Who's" on first,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What's" on second, "I don't know's" on third,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You the manager?\NCostello: Yes\NAbbott: You know the guy's name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: I should.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Good, well then tell me the guy's name.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: I say "Who's" on first, "What's" on second, "I don't know's" on third.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You the manager?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Yes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You know the guy's name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: I'm telling you their names!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Well, who's on first?\NCostello: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Well then go ahead and tell me.\NCostello: "Who"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: The guy on first. \NCostello: "Who!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: The guy playing first base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: The guy on first
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who!"\N"Who" is on first base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: What are you asking me for? I'm asking you!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: I'm not asking you, I'm telling you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You ain't telling me nothing. I'm asking you who's on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: That's it!\NAbbott: Well go ahead and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who!"\NAbbott: The guy on first base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: That's his name!\NAbbott: That's whose name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costtello: Yes\NAbbott: Well then tell me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: That's the man's name!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Whose name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Yeah\NAbbott: Well then go ahead and tell me!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who" is on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: What are you asking me for?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm asking you who's on first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: That's it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Well go ahead and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: The guy on first!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: What's the guy's name on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: No, "What's" on second?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I'm not asking you who's on second!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who's" on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: That's what I'm asking you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Now wait a minute, just don't...don't change the players.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I'm not changing nobody! I asked you a simple question!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: What's the guy's name on first base?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "What's" the guy's name on second base?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I'm not asking you who's on second!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who" is on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: He's on third. Now we're not talking about him.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Look. You got a first baseman?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Then tell me the fella's name playing first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: They guy playing first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: That's his name.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Wait. What's the guy's name on first base?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "What" is the guy's name on second base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Who's playing second?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who's" playing first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I don't know
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: He's on third base. What's the matter with you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Look. When you pay off the first baseman every month, who do you pay the money to?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Every dollar of it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Yeah. (Frustrated noise)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Look. You gotta pay the money to somebody on first base don't ya?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Yeah
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Does he give you a receipt?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: How does he sign the receipt?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy that you give the money to.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how he signs it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how who signs it?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well go ahead and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's him.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's who?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you give the guy the money, don't he have to sign the receipt?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He does, Lou.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, how does he sign his name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy you give the receipt!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy who signs it signs it "Who."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You. You dope.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now take it easy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just don't give money to somebody without him giving you a receipt.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. "Who" signs it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you asking me for?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead then. Tell me. What's the guy's name that signs the receipt on first base?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now wait a minute. "What" signs his own receipt.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who signs his own receipt?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. "Who" signs his.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm asking you when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper he puts his name on it. How does the fella's name on first base look to you when he signs his name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how it looks.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it look to you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"WHO"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"WHO"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look. When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that's how it looks. "WHO."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I"m asking you what's the guy's name on first base you give the money to?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"WHO." After all, the man's entitled to it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's wife?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Sure.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I'm trying to find out is, what's the guy's name on first base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What" is on second base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not asking you who's on second.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who's" on first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I don't know"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's on Th-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Third base. I know that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got and outfield?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the Left Fielder's name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just thought I'd ask you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I just thought I'd tell you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The left Fielder's name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm. BECAUSE
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah. He's Center Field.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,UGH
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: How do you like my long club Lou?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Hey all those people going to be at the game today?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Certainly! Wow! It's going to be a whopper of a game!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Well, It should be!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Hey Abbott, I understand they made you the manager of this here baseball team.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Why not? So you're the manager?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: I'm the manager.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Well you know, I'd like to know some of the guy's name on the team
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so when I meet on the street or the ball park I'll
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be able to saw hello to those people.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,COstello: Why, sure I'll introduce you to those people.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The;y give them funny names though, Lou.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Oh, I know they give those ball players awfully funny names.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Let's see on the team we have; Who's on first,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What's on second, "I don't know's on third,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You the manager:
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Yes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You know the guy's name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: I should.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Good, well then tell me the guy's name.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: I say, "Who's on first, "What's on second, "I don't know's on third.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You the manager?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Yes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You know the guy's name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: I'm telling you their names!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Well, who's on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Well then go ahead and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: The guy playing first base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: The guy on first
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who" is on first!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: What are you asking me for? I'm asking you!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: I'm not asking you, I'm telling you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You ain't telling me nothing. I'm asking you who's on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: That's it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Well go ahead and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: The guy on first base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: That's his name!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: That's who's name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Yes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Well then go ahead and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: That's the man's name!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: That's whose name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Yeah
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Well then go ahead and tell me!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who" is on first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: What are you asking me for?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm asking you who's on first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: That's it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Well go ahead and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: "Who"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: The guy on first!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: That's it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: What's the guy's name on first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: No, What's on second.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott:I'm not asking you who's on second.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Who's on first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: That's what I'm asking you, who's on first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Now wait now don't, don't change the play.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I'm not changing nobody.\NI'm asking a simple question.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abott: What's the guy's name on first base?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: What's the guy's name on second base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Who is on first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I don't know\NCostello: He's on third.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Now we're not talking about him.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Look. You got a first baseman?\NCostello: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Then tell me the fellow's name playing first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Who.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: The guy playing first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: That's his name.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Wait. What's the guy's name on first base?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: What is the guy's name on second base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Who's playing second?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Who's playing first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I don't know\NCostello:He's on third base!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<audience laughs>\NCostello: What's the matter with you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Look, when you pay off the first baseman every month,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who do you pay the money to?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Every dollar of it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<laughter>
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, don't you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Does he give you a receipt?\NCostello: Sure
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: How does he sign the receipt?\NCostello: Who.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: The guy that you give the money to.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<laughter>
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Who!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: The guy you give the money to.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: That's how he signs it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: That's how who signs it?\NCostello: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Go ahead and tell me.\NCostello: That's it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: That's who?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Yes!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: When you give the guy the money, don't he have to sign a recipt?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: He does, Lou!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: So how does he sign his name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Who!\NAbbott: They guy you give the money to!!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<inaudible over audience laughter>
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You dope!\NCostello: Now take it easy...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You don't just give money to somebody without him giving you a recipt.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: No, Who signs it.\NAbbott: What are you asking ME for??
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Now, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Well go ahead and tell me, what's the guy's name that signs the receipt for first base?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Now wait a minute, What signs his own receipts.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Who signs his own receipts?\NCostello: No, Who signs his.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Wh... I'm asking you when the guy on first base
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gives you a piece of paper, he puts his name on it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: No Who puts his name on it and What puts his name...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: How does the fellow's name on first base look to you when he signs his name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Who.\NAbbott: To you.\NCostello:That's how it looks!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: How does it look to you?\NCostello: Who!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: To you.\NCostello: Who!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: To you!\NCostello: Who!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Look, that's how it looks... Who!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Who??\NCostello: Who.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I'm asking you, what's the guy's name on first base that you give the money to?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Who! After all the man's entitled to it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Who is?\NCostello: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<laughter>
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Who's wife?\NCotello: Yes, sure.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: What is on second base...\NAbbott: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Who's on first\NAbbott: I don't know...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Together: Third base.\NAbbott: I know that...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You got an outfield?\NCostello: The left fielder's name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I just thought I'd ask you.\NCostello: Well, I just thought I'd tell you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: The left fielder's name?\NCostello: Why!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: BECAUSE!\NCostello: Ahhh...he's center field.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<Abbott groans>
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: You don't know these players as well as...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: All I'm trying to find out is, what's the guy's name in left field?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: No, What is on second.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Who's on first.\NAbbott: I don't know,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Together: Third base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<audience laughter>
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You got a pitcher on the team?\N
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: The pitcher's name?\NCostello: Tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You don't want to tell me today?\NCostello: I'm telling you, Lou.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Then go ahead.\NCostello: Tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: What time?\NCostello: What time what?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: What time tomorrow you going to tell me who's pitching?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Now listen, Who is not...\NAbbott: I'll break your arm if you say his on first!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I want to know what's the pitcher's name.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: What's on second.\NAbbott: I don't know...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Together: THIRD BASE.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: You got a catcher?\NCostello: Sure.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: The catcher's name?\NCostello: Today.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Today. You don't want to tell me...today...tomorrow, do you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<both laugh>
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: I'm telling you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: So the catcher's name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Today.\NAbbott: Today. And tomorrow's pitching.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Now you've got it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Now I've got it...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<sounds of annoyance>
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: What we've got is a couple of days on the team.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Well I can't help that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Alright, now you know I'm a good catcher.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Now I get behind the plate and tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costtello: Yes...\NAbbot: Now when he gets up me being a good catcher \NI'm going to throw they guy out at first base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: So the guy punts the ball, I pick up the ball, and I'm going to throw the guy out at first base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I don't even know what I'm talking about!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<audience laughter>
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: But that's, that all you have...\NAbbott: That's all I do is I throw the ball to first base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Now who's got it?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Now you've got it.\NAbbott: If I throw the ball to first base somebody's got to get the ball.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Now who's got it?\NCostello: Naturally!\NAbbott: Who?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<laughter>
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Naturally?\NCostello: Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to 'Naturally'. He gets...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: No, no, no...\NAbbott: Naturally get's the ball...and...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: You've thrown the ball to first base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott:Then who gets it?\NCostello: Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: No! No.\NAbbott: That's who gets the ball..and...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: You throw the ball to Who.\NAbbott: Naturally.\NCostello: Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: That's what I'm saying!\NCostello: You're not saying it that way!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I said 'I throw the ball to Naturally'!\NCostello: No you don't!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I throw it to who?\NCostello: Naturally.\NAbbott: That's what I'm saying!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I throw the ball to first base somebody's got to get it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: So Who get's it.\NAbbott: Naturally...Okay!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Now I ask you, who gets it?\NCostello: Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Same as you!\NCostello: No it's not!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: I throw the ball to naturally.\NCostello: You throw the ball to Who.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Then who gets it?\NCostello: Naturally.\NAbbott: He better get it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: So I throw the ball to first base, and whoever it is drops the ball,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the guy runs to second.\N
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now Who picks up the ball throws it to What.\N
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What throws it to I Don't Know, I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,triple play.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Could be.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: Another guy gets up and hits a long flyball to Because.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Yes.\NAbbott: Why. I don't know. He's on third,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott: And I don't give a darn!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<laughter>
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: What'd you say?\NAbbott: I said I don't give a darn.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Costello: Oh, that's our shortstop.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<laughter and applause>