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<i>From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD
an exciting new development in parental...</i>

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<i>...technology.</i>

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<i>Do you find yourselve working long hours
with no sustenance?</i>

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<i>Hire a mom, provides regular support
when you need it most.</i>

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Mom, thank you!

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<i>No matter what your needs, HIRE A MOM
has you covered.</i>

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We have the CHEF MUM, with 25 years
restaurant experience, who can...

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...whip you up healthy, nutritious meals,
for only $50 a serving.

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We also have the TRADIE MOM, who can fix
anything and everyting...

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...including the kitchen sink.
More reliable than a plumber or builder!

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TRADIE MOM comes in an absolute bargain,
only at $75 an hour.

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We have the TUTOR MOM, with PhDs