[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD\Nan exciting new development in parental...{\i0} Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...technology.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Do you find yourselve working long hours\Nwith no sustenance?{\i0} Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Hire a mom, provides regular support\Nwhen you need it most.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom, thank you! Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No matter what your needs, HIRE A MOM\Nhas you covered.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have the CHEF MUM, with 25 years\Nrestaurant experience, who can... Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...whip you up healthy, nutritious meals,\Nfor only $50 a serving. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We also have the TRADIE MOM, who can fix\Nanything and everyting... Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...including the kitchen sink.\NMore reliable than a plumber or builder! Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRADIE MOM comes in an absolute bargain,\Nonly at $75 an hour. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have the TUTOR MOM, with PhDs in\Nmathematics, business, & psychology, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*able to help you with your university\Nassignments for the low, low, price of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,* $100 per hour per subject. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our scientist have been working day and night,