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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VINCE: Hi, it's\NVince with ShamWow.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.10,0:00:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll be saying wow every\Ntime you use this towel.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.77,0:00:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like a shammy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.00,0:00:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like a towel.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.83,0:00:07.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like a sponge.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.62,0:00:09.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A regular towel\Ndoesn't work wet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.21,0:00:10.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This works wet or dry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.86,0:00:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is for the house,\Nthe car, the boat, the RV.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.28,0:00:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ShamWow holds 20 times\Nits weight in liquid.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.01,0:00:17.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.55,0:00:18.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It just does the work.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.61,0:00:20.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you want to\Nwork twice as hard?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.19,0:00:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't drip.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't make a mess.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.29,0:00:23.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wring it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.07,0:00:24.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wash it in the\Nwashing machine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.53,0:00:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Made in Germany.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.32,0:00:26.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Germans always\Nmake good stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.82,0:00:27.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can cut it in half.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.90,0:00:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Use one as a bathmat.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.79,0:00:30.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drain your dishes\Nwith the other one.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.33,0:00:31.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Use one as a towel.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.41,0:00:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Olympic divers-- they\Nuse it as a towel.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.20,0:00:33.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.74,0:00:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Completely dry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.65,0:00:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put a wet sweater.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.43,0:00:35.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roll it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.88,0:00:36.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It dries your sweaters.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.84,0:00:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's some cola, wine,\Ncoffee, cola, pet stains.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.60,0:00:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not only is the damage going to\Nbe on top, there's your mildew.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.22,0:00:44.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is going to smell.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.31,0:00:45.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.87,0:00:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going to do\Nthis in real time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:47.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.94,0:00:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put on the spill.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.78,0:00:50.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turn it over without even\Nputting any pressure.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.79,0:00:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,50% of the cola right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.06,0:00:54.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're following me, camera guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.39,0:00:58.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The other 50%, the\Ncolor starts to come up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.38,0:00:59.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No other towel is\Ngoing to do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.85,0:01:01.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It acts like a vacuum.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.11,0:01:03.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And look at this--\Nvirtually dry in the bottom.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.31,0:01:04.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See what I'm telling you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.35,0:01:06.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ShamWow, you'll be\Nsaying wow every time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.06,0:01:07.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CUSTOMER 1: I can't\Nlive without it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.56,0:01:08.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.25,0:01:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CUSTOMER 2: Oh my gosh, I don't\Neven buy paper towels anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.34,0:01:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CUSTOMER 3: If\Nyou're going to wash
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.18,0:01:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your cars or any\Nkind of vehicle,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.74,0:01:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'd be out of your mind\Nnot to own one of these.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.82,0:01:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CUSTOMER 4: All I\Ncan say is, ShamWow!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.54,0:01:20.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VINCE: You're going to spend\N$20 every month on paper towels
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.17,0:01:20.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.67,0:01:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're throwing your money away.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.00,0:01:24.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The mini ShamWows are for\Neverything, for everyday use.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.90,0:01:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This last 10 years.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.34,0:01:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This lasts a week.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.69,0:01:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.25,0:01:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It sells itself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.92,0:01:31.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ShamWow sells for\N$19.95, but you get one
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.47,0:01:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the house, one\Nfor the car, two
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.93,0:01:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the kitchen and bathroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.14,0:01:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if you call now within\Nthe next 20 minutes,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.52,0:01:37.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because we can't\Ndo this all day,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.89,0:01:40.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll give you a second\Nset absolutely free.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.26,0:01:42.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's eight\NShamWow for $19.95,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.65,0:01:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,comes with a 10-year warranty.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.04,0:01:46.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's how to order.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.09,0:01:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,