0:00:00.000,0:00:02.308 زيلدا ، دوق اونكليد يتعرض للهجوم 0:00:02.398,0:00:04.783 سأذهب الى جاميلون لمساعدته 0:00:05.422,0:00:07.175 لكن ياأبي , ماذا لو تعرضت للخطر؟ 0:00:07.546,0:00:12.460 زيلدا لا تقلقي ، فقوى الحكمة الثلاثية تتعهد بعودته أمنا 0:00:12.460,0:00:13.590 نعم ، نعم ، نعم 0:00:13.590,0:00:15.105 Oh, my! 0:00:15.105,0:00:17.666 Duke: Hurt me, please![br]King: Oh! Oh! Ha-ha-ha, HO! 0:00:17.666,0:00:18.626 Father! 0:00:18.626,0:00:20.995 Oh! That's not me! 0:00:20.995,0:00:23.320 King: Yes, I'm the king of Hyrule! 0:00:23.320,0:00:26.100 I'm having gay sex with Duke Onkled! 0:00:26.100,0:00:27.926 Duke: Your dong hurts my ass. 0:00:27.926,0:00:29.016 Ouch! (boing)[br]King: Oh! 0:00:29.016,0:00:31.084 (sigh) My father is a whore. 0:00:31.084,0:00:33.338 No, no, no, it must be Ganon. 0:00:33.338,0:00:37.054 King: Okay, what's for dinner, sexy boy? 0:00:37.054,0:00:38.496 Duke: My penis. 0:00:38.496,0:00:39.353 King: Yes! 0:00:39.353,0:00:42.253 Ha-ha-ha, that sure is the king! 0:00:42.253,0:00:43.008 Shit. 0:00:43.008,0:00:45.628 Your father is a terrible butt faggot. 0:00:45.628,0:00:49.028 Yeah! That old The King is a gaylord. 0:00:49.028,0:00:51.529 (door opens)[br]Link: Hey! I'm here! 0:00:51.529,0:00:55.414 King: Link, help me munch on[br]Duke Onkled's ballsack. 0:00:55.414,0:00:59.051 Link: Hey, check out my cock![br]It's going stiff! 0:00:59.051,0:01:01.498 Duke: I feel your cock in my ass! 0:01:01.498,0:01:02.417 Link: Cool! 0:01:02.417,0:01:05.550 King: Save a piece of that ass for me! 0:01:05.550,0:01:08.991 Link: Boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! 0:01:09.654,0:01:11.136 I just made jizz. 0:01:11.136,0:01:11.917 Link? 0:01:11.917,0:01:13.084 That's my boy. 0:01:13.362,0:01:16.134 You queers are evil. 0:01:16.134,0:01:18.765 Screw you, I'll see you in hell. 0:01:18.765,0:01:20.455 Link: Boy! Oh boy! 0:01:20.878,0:01:23.172 (door opens)[br]Gwonam: We're here. 0:01:23.462,0:01:25.041 Link: Hey, who's your friend? 0:01:25.319,0:01:27.029 Gwonam: We met in prison. 0:01:27.029,0:01:28.515 Goronu: I'm hideous. 0:01:28.515,0:01:33.391 Gwonam: No, Goronu. You[br]are so beautiful to me. 0:01:33.391,0:01:36.921 Goronu: Ah ah ah. Join me in bed. 0:01:36.921,0:01:38.025 Gwonam: At last! 0:01:38.025,0:01:42.986 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh![br]- Goronu: OOOHHHH!!!! (splatter) 0:01:42.986,0:01:45.446 Look what has happened: cum. 0:01:45.446,0:01:46.349 Oh shit. 0:01:46.349,0:01:48.274 I made jizz again. 0:01:48.274,0:01:49.432 The king's gay. 0:01:49.432,0:01:53.429 Fuck you, I'm not gay.[br]I just like gay sex. 0:01:53.429,0:01:55.108 You're a traitor, your majesty. 0:01:55.108,0:01:56.774 (door opens)[br]Fari: Hey! 0:01:56.774,0:01:58.572 King, Link, Duke, Goronu: Hey. 0:01:58.572,0:01:59.502 Gwonam: Yo! 0:01:59.502,0:02:02.310 Duke: Fari, please feel my dick. 0:02:02.310,0:02:03.953 Fari: I'll make sure you get head. 0:02:03.953,0:02:05.623 (snorting and sucking) 0:02:05.623,0:02:07.023 Gwonam: Skeet, skeet, skeet. 0:02:07.023,0:02:11.946 Don't worry Zelda, everyone will[br]be taken to Takogi Tower. 0:02:11.946,0:02:14.279 I've managed to conceal this magic dick. 0:02:14.279,0:02:17.243 unknown: Only the wand can penetrate me. 0:02:17.243,0:02:19.541 Impa: Oh yes my dear. 0:02:19.541,0:02:22.862 Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! 0:02:22.862,0:02:24.209 Impa! 0:02:24.209,0:02:25.270 Oh, shit. 0:02:25.270,0:02:29.076 As it is written, we must go to prison. 0:02:29.076,0:02:31.394 Zelda, save me! 0:02:31.566,0:02:32.290 Father? 0:02:32.290,0:02:33.087 What? 0:02:33.087,0:02:34.883 Can I go to Gamelon too? 0:02:34.883,0:02:35.699 Yes! 0:02:35.699,0:02:36.437 Good! 0:02:36.437,0:02:40.933 (laughing) 0:02:40.933,0:02:43.463 Zelda: Feast your eyes on my tits. 0:02:43.463,0:02:44.178 Link: Huh? 0:02:44.178,0:02:45.473 Zelda: Do you see anything? 0:02:45.473,0:02:47.000 Goronu: No!