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زيلدا ، دوق اونكليد يتعرض للهجوم
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سأذهب الى جاميلون لمساعدته
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لكن ياأبي , ماذا لو تعرضت للخطر؟
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زيلدا لا تقلقي ، فقوى الحكمة الثلاثية تتعهد بعودته أمنا
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نعم ، نعم ، نعم
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Oh, my!
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Duke: Hurt me, please!
King: Oh! Oh! Ha-ha-ha, HO!
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Father!
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Oh! That's not me!
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King: Yes, I'm the king of Hyrule!
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I'm having gay sex with Duke Onkled!
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Duke: Your dong hurts my ass.
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Ouch! (boing)
King: Oh!
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(sigh) My father is a whore.
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No, no, no, it must be Ganon.
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King: Okay, what's for dinner, sexy boy?
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Duke: My penis.
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King: Yes!
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Ha-ha-ha, that sure is the king!
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Shit.
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Your father is a terrible butt faggot.
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Yeah! That old The King is a gaylord.
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(door opens)
Link: Hey! I'm here!
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King: Link, help me munch on
Duke Onkled's ballsack.
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Link: Hey, check out my cock!
It's going stiff!
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Duke: I feel your cock in my ass!
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Link: Cool!
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King: Save a piece of that ass for me!
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Link: Boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
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I just made jizz.
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Link?
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That's my boy.
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You queers are evil.
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Screw you, I'll see you in hell.
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Link: Boy! Oh boy!
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(door opens)
Gwonam: We're here.
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Link: Hey, who's your friend?
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Gwonam: We met in prison.
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Goronu: I'm hideous.
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Gwonam: No, Goronu. You
are so beautiful to me.
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Goronu: Ah ah ah. Join me in bed.
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Gwonam: At last!
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
- Goronu: OOOHHHH!!!! (splatter)
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Look what has happened: cum.
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Oh shit.
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I made jizz again.
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The king's gay.
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Fuck you, I'm not gay.
I just like gay sex.
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You're a traitor, your majesty.
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(door opens)
Fari: Hey!
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King, Link, Duke, Goronu: Hey.
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Gwonam: Yo!
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Duke: Fari, please feel my dick.
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Fari: I'll make sure you get head.
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(snorting and sucking)
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Gwonam: Skeet, skeet, skeet.
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Don't worry Zelda, everyone will
be taken to Takogi Tower.
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I've managed to conceal this magic dick.
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unknown: Only the wand can penetrate me.
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Impa: Oh yes my dear.
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Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!
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Impa!
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Oh, shit.
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As it is written, we must go to prison.
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Zelda, save me!
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Father?
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What?
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Can I go to Gamelon too?
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Yes!
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Good!
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(laughing)
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Zelda: Feast your eyes on my tits.
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Link: Huh?
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Zelda: Do you see anything?
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Goronu: No!