زيلدا ، دوق اونكليد يتعرض للهجوم
سأذهب الى جاميلون لمساعدته
لكن ياأبي , ماذا لو تعرضت للخطر؟
زيلدا لا تقلقي ، فقوى الحكمة الثلاثية تتعهد بعودته أمنا
نعم ، نعم ، نعم
Oh, my!
Duke: Hurt me, please! King: Oh! Oh! Ha-ha-ha, HO!
Father!
Oh! That's not me!
King: Yes, I'm the king of Hyrule!
I'm having gay sex with Duke Onkled!
Duke: Your dong hurts my ass.
Ouch! (boing) King: Oh!
(sigh) My father is a whore.
No, no, no, it must be Ganon.
King: Okay, what's for dinner, sexy boy?
Duke: My penis.
King: Yes!
Ha-ha-ha, that sure is the king!
Shit.
Your father is a terrible butt faggot.
Yeah! That old The King is a gaylord.
(door opens) Link: Hey! I'm here!
King: Link, help me munch on Duke Onkled's ballsack.
Link: Hey, check out my cock! It's going stiff!
Duke: I feel your cock in my ass!
Link: Cool!
King: Save a piece of that ass for me!
Link: Boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
I just made jizz.
Link?
That's my boy.
You queers are evil.
Screw you, I'll see you in hell.
Link: Boy! Oh boy!
(door opens) Gwonam: We're here.
Link: Hey, who's your friend?
Gwonam: We met in prison.
Goronu: I'm hideous.
Gwonam: No, Goronu. You are so beautiful to me.
Goronu: Ah ah ah. Join me in bed.
Gwonam: At last!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! - Goronu: OOOHHHH!!!! (splatter)
Look what has happened: cum.
Oh shit.
I made jizz again.
The king's gay.
Fuck you, I'm not gay. I just like gay sex.
You're a traitor, your majesty.
(door opens) Fari: Hey!
King, Link, Duke, Goronu: Hey.
Gwonam: Yo!
Duke: Fari, please feel my dick.
Fari: I'll make sure you get head.
(snorting and sucking)
Gwonam: Skeet, skeet, skeet.
Don't worry Zelda, everyone will be taken to Takogi Tower.
I've managed to conceal this magic dick.
unknown: Only the wand can penetrate me.
Impa: Oh yes my dear.
Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!
Impa!
Oh, shit.
As it is written, we must go to prison.
Zelda, save me!
Father?
What?
Can I go to Gamelon too?
Yes!
Good!
(laughing)
Zelda: Feast your eyes on my tits.
Link: Huh?
Zelda: Do you see anything?
Goronu: No!