[Script Info]
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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,زيلدا ، دوق اونكليد يتعرض للهجوم
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.40,0:00:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,سأذهب الى جاميلون لمساعدته
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.42,0:00:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,لكن ياأبي , ماذا لو تعرضت للخطر؟
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.55,0:00:12.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,زيلدا لا تقلقي ، فقوى الحكمة الثلاثية تتعهد بعودته أمنا
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.46,0:00:13.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,نعم ، نعم ، نعم
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.59,0:00:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.10,0:00:17.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Duke{\b0}: Hurt me, please!\N{\b1}King{\b0}: Oh! Oh! Ha-ha-ha, HO!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.67,0:00:18.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Father!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.63,0:00:20.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! That's not me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.100,0:00:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}King{\b0}: Yes, I'm the king of Hyrule!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.32,0:00:26.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm having gay sex with Duke Onkled!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.10,0:00:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Duke{\b0}: Your dong hurts my ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.93,0:00:29.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ouch! {\i1}(boing){\i0}\N{\b1}King{\b0}: Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.02,0:00:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(sigh){\i0} My father is a whore.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.08,0:00:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, it must be Ganon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.34,0:00:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}King{\b0}: Okay, what's for dinner, sexy boy?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.05,0:00:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Duke{\b0}: My penis.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.50,0:00:39.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}King{\b0}: Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.35,0:00:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha-ha-ha, that sure is the king!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.01,0:00:45.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your father is a terrible butt faggot.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.63,0:00:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! That old The King is a gaylord.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.03,0:00:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(door opens){\i0}\N{\b1}Link{\b0}: Hey! I'm here!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.53,0:00:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}King{\b0}: Link, help me munch on\NDuke Onkled's ballsack.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.41,0:00:59.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Link{\b0}: Hey, check out my cock!\NIt's going stiff!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.05,0:01:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Duke{\b0}: I feel your cock in my ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Link{\b0}: Cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.42,0:01:05.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}King{\b0}: Save a piece of that ass for me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.55,0:01:08.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Link{\b0}: Boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.65,0:01:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just made jizz.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.14,0:01:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Link?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.92,0:01:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's my boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.36,0:01:16.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You queers are evil.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.13,0:01:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Screw you, I'll see you in hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.76,0:01:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Link{\b0}: Boy! Oh boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.88,0:01:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(door opens){\i0}\N{\b1}Gwonam{\b0}: We're here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.46,0:01:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Link{\b0}: Hey, who's your friend?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.32,0:01:27.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Gwonam{\b0}: We met in prison.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.03,0:01:28.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Goronu{\b0}: I'm hideous.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.52,0:01:33.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Gwonam{\b0}: No, Goronu. You\Nare so beautiful to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.39,0:01:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Goronu{\b0}: Ah ah ah. Join me in bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.92,0:01:38.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Gwonam{\b0}: At last!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.02,0:01:42.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!\N- {\b1}Goronu{\b0}: OOOHHHH!!!! {\i1}(splatter){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.99,0:01:45.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look what has happened: cum.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.45,0:01:46.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.35,0:01:48.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made jizz again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.27,0:01:49.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The king's gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.43,0:01:53.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck you, I'm not gay.\NI just like gay sex.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.43,0:01:55.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a traitor, your majesty.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.11,0:01:56.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(door opens){\i0}\N{\b1}Fari{\b0}: Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.77,0:01:58.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}King, Link, Duke, Goronu{\b0}: Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.57,0:01:59.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Gwonam{\b0}: Yo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.50,0:02:02.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Duke{\b0}: Fari, please feel my dick.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.31,0:02:03.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Fari{\b0}: I'll make sure you get head.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.95,0:02:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(snorting and sucking){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.62,0:02:07.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Gwonam{\b0}: Skeet, skeet, skeet.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.02,0:02:11.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry Zelda, everyone will\Nbe taken to Takogi Tower.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.95,0:02:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've managed to conceal this magic dick.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.28,0:02:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}unknown{\b0}: Only the wand can penetrate me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.24,0:02:19.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Impa{\b0}: Oh yes my dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.54,0:02:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.86,0:02:24.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Impa!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.21,0:02:25.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.27,0:02:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As it is written, we must go to prison.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.08,0:02:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zelda, save me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.57,0:02:32.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Father?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.29,0:02:33.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.09,0:02:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I go to Gamelon too?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.88,0:02:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.70,0:02:36.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.44,0:02:40.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(laughing){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.93,0:02:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Zelda{\b0}: Feast your eyes on my tits.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.46,0:02:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Link{\b0}: Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.18,0:02:45.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Zelda{\b0}: Do you see anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.47,0:02:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Goronu{\b0}: No!