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زيلدا ، دوق اونكليد يتعرض للهجوم

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سأذهب الى جاميلون لمساعدته

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لكن ياأبي , ماذا لو تعرضت للخطر؟

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زيلدا لا تقلقي ، فقوى الحكمة الثلاثية تتعهد بعودته أمنا

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نعم ، نعم ، نعم

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Oh, my!

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<b>Duke</b>: Hurt me, please!
<b>King</b>: Oh! Oh! Ha-ha-ha, HO!

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Father!

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Oh! That's not me!

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<b>King</b>: Yes, I'm the king of Hyrule!

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I'm having gay sex with Duke Onkled!

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<b>Duke</b>: Your dong hurts my ass.

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Ouch! <i>(boing)</i>
<b>King</b>: Oh!

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<i>(sigh)</i> My father is a whore.

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No, no, no, it must be Ganon.

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<b>King</b>: Okay, what's for dinner, sexy boy?

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<b>Duke</b>: My penis.

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<b>King</b>: Yes!

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Ha-ha-ha, that sure is the king!

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Shit.

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Your father is a terrible butt faggot.

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Yeah! That old The King is a gaylord.

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<i>(door opens)</i>
<b>Link</b>: Hey! I'm here!

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<b>King</b>: Link, help me munch on
Duke Onkled's ballsack.

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<b>Link</b>: Hey, check out my cock!
It's going stiff!

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<b>Duke</b>: I feel your cock in my ass!

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<b>Link</b>: Cool!

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<b>King</b>: Save a piece of that ass for me!

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<b>Link</b>: Boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!

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I just made jizz.

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Link?

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That's my boy.

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You queers are evil.

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Screw you, I'll see you in hell.

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<b>Link</b>: Boy! Oh boy!

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<i>(door opens)</i>
<b>Gwonam</b>: We're here.

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<b>Link</b>: Hey, who's your friend?

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<b>Gwonam</b>: We met in prison.

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<b>Goronu</b>: I'm hideous.

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<b>Gwonam</b>: No, Goronu. You
are so beautiful to me.

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<b>Goronu</b>: Ah ah ah. Join me in bed.

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<b>Gwonam</b>: At last!

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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
- <b>Goronu</b>: OOOHHHH!!!! <i>(splatter)</i>

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Look what has happened: cum.

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Oh shit.

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I made jizz again.

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The king's gay.

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Fuck you, I'm not gay.
I just like gay sex.

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You're a traitor, your majesty.

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<i>(door opens)</i>
<b>Fari</b>: Hey!

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<b>King, Link, Duke, Goronu</b>: Hey.

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<b>Gwonam</b>: Yo!

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<b>Duke</b>: Fari, please feel my dick.

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<b>Fari</b>: I'll make sure you get head.

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<i>(snorting and sucking)</i>

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<b>Gwonam</b>: Skeet, skeet, skeet.

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Don't worry Zelda, everyone will
be taken to Takogi Tower.

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I've managed to conceal this magic dick.

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<b>unknown</b>: Only the wand can penetrate me.

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<b>Impa</b>: Oh yes my dear.

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Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!

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Impa!

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Oh, shit.

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As it is written, we must go to prison.

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Zelda, save me!

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Father?

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What?

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Can I go to Gamelon too?

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Yes!

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Good!

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<i>(laughing)</i>

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<b>Zelda</b>: Feast your eyes on my tits.

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<b>Link</b>: Huh?

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<b>Zelda</b>: Do you see anything?

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<b>Goronu</b>: No!