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MISSION X FUND RAISING. WWW.MISSIONX.CO.UK

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You see this gun?

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I will blow out her fucking brains with it!

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sweet lady

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No. It's impossible!

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Ohh what a shit!! What a cunt ehh?

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Can't you try kickstarter or indiegogo to get the funding?

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SELLING PERKS TAKES TOO FUCKING LONG!

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No, its impossible!

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Not possible? YOU BETTER GIVE US THE DOUGH TO FUND MISSION X OR SHE'S PUSHING UP THE DAISY'S! ITS A GREAT PROJECT!

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Why don't you try Scottish Screen or the UK film council? Or why not Hollywood?

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We are not here to fund movies, we funded a Brit movie last year and it made us a £5 profit!

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We need fund this privately! Privately!

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You scumbag!

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She wasn't worth a movie budget! Terrible. Terrible!

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ok, open the fucking safe and give us the funding, or I will blow this guy away!.

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NOW!!!

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We don't even have enough money to finance a wedding video!

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Theiving fucking banks!

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Shoot the movie on a flip camera. Its possible!

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Yeah Mario made a porn movie on a flip!

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SHUT YOUR HOLE!

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You know its funny, you fuckers remind me of industry executives!

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You have arseholes as tight as a nuns snatch! Yeah? Don't answer that, I don't wanna know!

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I won't ask you again. Open the safe or I will blow this guy away. We need the funding for MISSION X!

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Nope!

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You're shitting on my DREAM!

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So do you like war movies with big guns? Want to be an extra in the MISSION X movie?

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You can also be a producer if you buy some perks? Ehhh?

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What do you say? Do you want on board Mission X?

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Opps! watch you don't slip on your arse!

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No worries, she's just a stunt actress we planted!