I'm a chicken hawk

and I'm gonna get me a chicken today!

I am so!

Crowing Pains

[growls]

[growling]

Let's bury the hatch...

I say, let's bury the hatchet
but not in anyone's head, boy.

- But...
- Hatchet head...

- But...
- That's a joke, boy. You missed it.

Went right past you. You gotta keep...
I say, you gotta keep on your toes.

- But...
- Toes that is.

- But...
- The fast ones get right by you.

- Keep your ears open.
- But...

Yappity, yappity, yap.

I can't get a word in edgeways.
Talk, talk, talk.

- But, but...
- No wonder you're not sharp.

- Aw...
- You gotta always...

- I say, you gotta always listen.
...shut up!

I'm not sure,
but this might be a chicken.

What's the ga...?
I say, what's the gag, son? Gag, that is.

Where are we taking me boy? Speak up.

I'm a chicken hawk
and I'm out to get my first chicken.

And you're it.

Ha-ha-ha! Me? A chicken?

[laughing]

I'm no chick...
I say, I'm no chicken, son.

A chicken has black fur all over him.
Black fur, that is.

Now there's a chicken for you.

But they're sharp.
Those chickens are tricky.

You gotta outsmart them.

Now, here's a trick...
I say, here's a trick egg. Get in it, son.

Inside, that is.

You can get right under him this way.

Get right to him
and get a good grip on him.

Open the window, Richard.
That's why it's here.

Now, stop gawking and pay attention.

Now, I'll put you...
I say, I'll put you underneath the chicken.

Suffering succotash.

I'm a mother!

♪ Rock-a-bye baby, ♪

♪ On the tree top. ♪

♪ When the wind blows, ♪

♪ The cradle will rock. ♪

[Sylvester whistling] I see you laid...
I say, I see you laid an egg.

Wonderful thing, being a mother.

Hey. Tomcats can't be mothers.

Cats don't lay eggs.

There's something screwy here.

I just takes a step and presto.

I lays an egg.

Presto. And he lays an egg.

And to think for 15 years,
I've been doing it the hard way.

Ah, that's no chicken. There's my chicken.

[panting]

[grunting]

Stop!

Say, what's the big idea?

Now, don't you give me any trouble,
chicken.

Chicken? I'll show you a chicken.
A rooster, in fact.

Rooster?

If I'm a roost... I say, if I'm a rooster,
I hope to be struck by...

Well, let's put it another way.
Way, that is.

I'm not a rooster.

You are. You are. You are.

You are a rooster.

Who said I am? I am not a rooster.

You're a rooster.

I am not a rooster.

I have a mustache.

Quiet!

Hey. Roosters have to crow at dawn.

Suppose we wait and see who crows.

You guys game?

Okay.

Okay, that is.

[crowing]

[crowing]

You gotta...
I say, you gotta keep on your toes.

Toes that is.

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