I'm a chicken hawk
and I'm gonna get me a chicken today!
I am so!
Crowing Pains
[growls]
[growling]
Let's bury the hatch...
I say, let's bury the hatchet but not in anyone's head, boy.
- But... - Hatchet head...
- But... - That's a joke, boy. You missed it.
Went right past you. You gotta keep... I say, you gotta keep on your toes.
- But... - Toes that is.
- But... - The fast ones get right by you.
- Keep your ears open. - But...
Yappity, yappity, yap.
I can't get a word in edgeways. Talk, talk, talk.
- But, but... - No wonder you're not sharp.
- Aw... - You gotta always...
- I say, you gotta always listen. ...shut up!
I'm not sure, but this might be a chicken.
What's the ga...? I say, what's the gag, son? Gag, that is.
Where are we taking me boy? Speak up.
I'm a chicken hawk and I'm out to get my first chicken.
And you're it.
Ha-ha-ha! Me? A chicken?
[laughing]
I'm no chick... I say, I'm no chicken, son.
A chicken has black fur all over him. Black fur, that is.
Now there's a chicken for you.
But they're sharp. Those chickens are tricky.
You gotta outsmart them.
Now, here's a trick... I say, here's a trick egg. Get in it, son.
Inside, that is.
You can get right under him this way.
Get right to him and get a good grip on him.
Open the window, Richard. That's why it's here.
Now, stop gawking and pay attention.
Now, I'll put you... I say, I'll put you underneath the chicken.
Suffering succotash.
I'm a mother!
♪ Rock-a-bye baby, ♪
♪ On the tree top. ♪
♪ When the wind blows, ♪
♪ The cradle will rock. ♪
[Sylvester whistling] I see you laid... I say, I see you laid an egg.
Wonderful thing, being a mother.
Hey. Tomcats can't be mothers.
Cats don't lay eggs.
There's something screwy here.
I just takes a step and presto.
I lays an egg.
Presto. And he lays an egg.
And to think for 15 years, I've been doing it the hard way.
Ah, that's no chicken. There's my chicken.
[panting]
[grunting]
Stop!
Say, what's the big idea?
Now, don't you give me any trouble, chicken.
Chicken? I'll show you a chicken. A rooster, in fact.
Rooster?
If I'm a roost... I say, if I'm a rooster, I hope to be struck by...
Well, let's put it another way. Way, that is.
I'm not a rooster.
You are. You are. You are.
You are a rooster.
Who said I am? I am not a rooster.
You're a rooster.
I am not a rooster.
I have a mustache.
Quiet!
Hey. Roosters have to crow at dawn.
Suppose we wait and see who crows.
You guys game?
Okay.
Okay, that is.
[crowing]
You gotta... I say, you gotta keep on your toes.
Toes that is.
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