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(baby crying)

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Babies.

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Why'd it have to be babies?

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Oh, relax.

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He'll cry himself out.

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You won't even
know he's there.

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(baby crying)

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(sighs)

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Please tell that mother
to quiet her baby.

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Sometimes moms
can’t make their kids be quiet

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no matter how much they try.

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What're you doing?

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Trying to get
my ears to pop.

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Want a piece of gum?

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Is it cinnamon gum?

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Yeah.

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I have enough problems.

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-	(baby crying)
-	Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.

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Hi!

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GEORGE JR.: Welcome home.

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Great.
Hey, Mary.

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(baby cries)

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Look, Mother, more babies.

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I cannot wait to
sleep in my own bed.

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You didn’t tell him
on the plane?

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-	Tell me what?
-	I thought
you were gonna

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tell him in the car.

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Well, he was grumpy in the car.

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How do you think
he was on the plane?

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-	I’ll tell him.
-	You stay out of this.

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Tell me what?

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Well, for God’s sake.
Me and Georgie

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and the baby have been
staying in your room.

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Oh, that makes sense.

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I was out of town,
there was a tornado,

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you needed a place to live.

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So you're okay with it?

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Oh, no, I'm home now. Get out.

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No.

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Well, hang on,
we’ll handle this.

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You heard her, Sheldon,
she doesn’t want to leave.

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But it's my room.

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Well, and it's my house.

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Our house.

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Sure.

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Why can’t they
stay in the garage?

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Why can’t you stay
in the garage?

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I'm neither a car

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nor a box of Christmas ornaments.

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Why don't you just sleep on the couch

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and we'll figure this out tomorrow, hmm?

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Fine.

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Oh.

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What?

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My ears finally popped.

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Testing, testing.

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One, two, three.

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Testing.

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So, Sheldon's home.

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(baby crying)

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♪ I couldn’t sleep
at all last night ♪

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♪ Well, I was tossing and turning ♪

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♪ Turning and tossing ♪

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♪ Tossing and turning ♪