WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.777 (baby crying) 00:00:04.770 --> 00:00:06.404 Babies. 00:00:06.413 --> 00:00:08.356 Why'd it have to be babies? 00:00:08.450 --> 00:00:09.856 Oh, relax. 00:00:09.856 --> 00:00:11.365 He'll cry himself out. 00:00:11.365 --> 00:00:13.297 You won't even know he's there. 00:00:15.276 --> 00:00:17.603 (baby crying) 00:00:17.603 --> 00:00:18.476 (sighs) 00:00:18.476 --> 00:00:20.467 Please tell that mother to quiet her baby. 00:00:20.467 --> 00:00:23.123 Sometimes moms can’t make their kids be quiet 00:00:23.123 --> 00:00:25.299 no matter how much they try. 00:00:31.576 --> 00:00:32.844 What're you doing? 00:00:32.844 --> 00:00:34.231 Trying to get my ears to pop. 00:00:34.231 --> 00:00:35.634 Want a piece of gum? 00:00:35.634 --> 00:00:36.719 Is it cinnamon gum? 00:00:36.719 --> 00:00:37.301 Yeah. 00:00:37.686 --> 00:00:39.295 I have enough problems. 00:00:39.313 --> 00:00:41.682 - (baby crying) - Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. 00:00:51.359 --> 00:00:53.019 Hi! 00:00:53.019 --> 00:00:54.502 GEORGE JR.: Welcome home. 00:00:54.502 --> 00:00:57.523 Great. Hey, Mary. 00:00:57.523 --> 00:00:59.599 (baby cries) 00:01:00.256 --> 00:01:02.475 Look, Mother, more babies. 00:01:02.924 --> 00:01:05.207 I cannot wait to sleep in my own bed. 00:01:05.207 --> 00:01:06.666 You didn’t tell him on the plane? 00:01:06.666 --> 00:01:07.924 - Tell me what? - I thought you were gonna 00:01:07.924 --> 00:01:08.758 tell him in the car. 00:01:08.758 --> 00:01:10.204 Well, he was grumpy in the car. 00:01:10.204 --> 00:01:11.755 How do you think he was on the plane? 00:01:11.755 --> 00:01:13.973 - I’ll tell him. - You stay out of this. 00:01:13.973 --> 00:01:14.824 Tell me what? 00:01:14.824 --> 00:01:16.393 Well, for God’s sake. Me and Georgie 00:01:16.393 --> 00:01:17.845 and the baby have been staying in your room. 00:01:17.845 --> 00:01:19.129 Oh, that makes sense. 00:01:19.129 --> 00:01:20.864 I was out of town, there was a tornado, 00:01:20.777 --> 00:01:22.004 you needed a place to live. 00:01:22.389 --> 00:01:23.855 So you're okay with it? 00:01:23.855 --> 00:01:25.180 Oh, no, I'm home now. Get out. 00:01:25.705 --> 00:01:26.594 No. 00:01:26.594 --> 00:01:27.960 Well, hang on, we’ll handle this. 00:01:28.452 --> 00:01:30.543 You heard her, Sheldon, she doesn’t want to leave. 00:01:31.712 --> 00:01:32.673 But it's my room. 00:01:32.673 --> 00:01:33.719 Well, and it's my house. 00:01:33.719 --> 00:01:34.871 Our house. 00:01:34.871 --> 00:01:36.086 Sure. 00:01:36.403 --> 00:01:37.891 Why can’t they stay in the garage? 00:01:37.891 --> 00:01:39.265 Why can’t you stay in the garage? 00:01:39.443 --> 00:01:40.313 I'm neither a car 00:01:40.313 --> 00:01:41.532 nor a box of Christmas ornaments. 00:01:41.753 --> 00:01:43.530 Why don't you just sleep on the couch 00:01:43.530 --> 00:01:45.621 and we'll figure this out tomorrow, hmm? 00:01:46.062 --> 00:01:47.062 Fine. 00:01:47.962 --> 00:01:48.847 Oh. 00:01:48.868 --> 00:01:49.972 What? 00:01:50.287 --> 00:01:51.933 My ears finally popped. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Testing, testing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 One, two, three. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Testing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So, Sheldon's home. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (baby crying) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ♪ I couldn’t sleep at all last night ♪ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ♪ Well, I was tossing and turning ♪ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ♪ Turning and tossing ♪ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ♪ Tossing and turning ♪ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - ♪ All night. ♪ - (knocking) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The baby's crying. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You really are a genius. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ♪ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nope. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (ringing) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hello. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Meemaw, it's me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shelly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Everything okay? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, everything's terrible. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The baby stole my room and won’t stop crying 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and now they’re making me sleep in the garage. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do you need me to do? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pick me up and I can stay with you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, well, this is Dale's house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have to ask him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ask me what? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It’s Shelly. He wants to spend the night. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, yeah, it’d be nice to see the little guy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Dale says no. See you in the morning. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (dial tone)