(baby crying)

Babies.

Why'd it have to be babies?

Oh, relax.

He'll cry himself out.

You won't even
know he's there.

(baby crying)

(sighs)

Please tell that mother
to quiet her baby.

Sometimes moms
can’t make their kids be quiet

no matter how much they try.

What're you doing?

Trying to get
my ears to pop.

Want a piece of gum?

Is it cinnamon gum?

Yeah.

I have enough problems.

-	(baby crying)
-	Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.

Hi!

GEORGE JR.: Welcome home.

Great.
Hey, Mary.

(baby cries)

Look, Mother, more babies.

I cannot wait to
sleep in my own bed.

You didn’t tell him
on the plane?

-	Tell me what?
-	I thought
you were gonna

tell him in the car.

Well, he was grumpy in the car.

How do you think
he was on the plane?

-	I’ll tell him.
-	You stay out of this.

Tell me what?

Well, for God’s sake.
Me and Georgie

and the baby have been
staying in your room.

Oh, that makes sense.

I was out of town,
there was a tornado,

you needed a place to live.

So you're okay with it?

Oh, no, I'm home now. Get out.

No.

Well, hang on,
we’ll handle this.

You heard her, Sheldon,
she doesn’t want to leave.

But it's my room.

Well, and it's my house.

Our house.

Sure.

Why can’t they
stay in the garage?

Why can’t you stay
in the garage?

I'm neither a car

nor a box of Christmas ornaments.

Why don't you just
sleep on the couch

and we'll figure this out
tomorrow, hmm?

Fine.

Oh.

What?

My ears finally popped.

Testing, testing.

One, two, three.

Testing.

So, Sheldon's home.

(baby crying)

♪ I couldn’t sleep
at all last night ♪

♪ Well, I was tossing and turning ♪

♪ Turning and tossing ♪

♪ Tossing and turning ♪

-	♪ All night. ♪
-	(knocking)

What?

The baby's crying.

You really are a genius.

♪

Nope.

(ringing)

Hello.

Meemaw, it's me.

Shelly.

Everything okay?

No, everything's terrible.

The baby stole my room
and won’t stop crying

and now they’re making me
sleep in the garage.

What do you need me to do?

Pick me up
and I can stay with you.

Oh, well, this is Dale's house.

I have to ask him.

Ask me what?

It’s Shelly.
He wants to spend the night.

Oh, yeah, it’d be nice
to see the little guy.

Dale says no.
See you in the morning.

(dial tone)