[Script Info]
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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(baby crying)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.77,0:00:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Babies.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.41,0:00:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why'd it have to be babies?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.45,0:00:09.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, relax.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.86,0:00:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'll cry himself out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.36,0:00:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You won't even\Nknow he's there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.28,0:00:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(baby crying)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.60,0:00:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.48,0:00:20.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please tell that mother\Nto quiet her baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.47,0:00:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes moms\Ncan’t make their kids be quiet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.12,0:00:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no matter how much they try.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.58,0:00:32.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What're you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.84,0:00:34.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trying to get\Nmy ears to pop.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.23,0:00:35.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Want a piece of gum?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.63,0:00:36.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it cinnamon gum?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.72,0:00:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.69,0:00:39.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have enough problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.31,0:00:41.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-	(baby crying)\N-	Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.36,0:00:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.02,0:00:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GEORGE JR.: Welcome home.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.50,0:00:57.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great.\NHey, Mary.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.52,0:00:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(baby cries)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.26,0:01:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, Mother, more babies.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.92,0:01:05.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I cannot wait to\Nsleep in my own bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.21,0:01:06.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You didn’t tell him\Non the plane?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.67,0:01:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-	Tell me what?\N-	I thought\Nyou were gonna
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.92,0:01:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell him in the car.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.76,0:01:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he was grumpy in the car.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.20,0:01:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you think\Nhe was on the plane?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.76,0:01:13.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-	I’ll tell him.\N-	You stay out of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.97,0:01:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me what?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.82,0:01:16.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, for God’s sake.\NMe and Georgie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.39,0:01:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the baby have been\Nstaying in your room.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.84,0:01:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that makes sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.13,0:01:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was out of town,\Nthere was a tornado,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.78,0:01:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you needed a place to live.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.39,0:01:23.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're okay with it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.86,0:01:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, I'm home now. Get out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.70,0:01:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.59,0:01:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, hang on,\Nwe’ll handle this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.45,0:01:30.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You heard her, Sheldon,\Nshe doesn’t want to leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.71,0:01:32.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's my room.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.67,0:01:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, and it's my house.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.72,0:01:34.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our house.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.87,0:01:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.40,0:01:37.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why can’t they\Nstay in the garage?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.89,0:01:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why can’t you stay\Nin the garage?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.44,0:01:40.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm neither a car
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.31,0:01:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nor a box of Christmas ornaments.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.75,0:01:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you just\Nsleep on the couch
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.53,0:01:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we'll figure this out\Ntomorrow, hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.06,0:01:47.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.34,0:01:48.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.87,0:01:49.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.63,0:01:52.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My ears finally popped.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.31,0:01:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Testing, testing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.28,0:01:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, two, three.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.60,0:01:56.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Testing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.30,0:01:57.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Sheldon's home.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.92,0:01:59.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(baby crying)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.44,0:02:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I couldn’t sleep\Nat all last night ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.80,0:02:07.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Well, I was tossing and turning ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.86,0:02:10.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Turning and tossing ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.77,0:02:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Tossing and turning ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.27,0:02:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-	♪ All night. ♪\N-	(knocking)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.35,0:02:14.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.32,0:02:16.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The baby's crying.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.65,0:02:18.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You really are a genius.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.91,0:02:21.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.34,0:02:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.12,0:02:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ringing)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.59,0:02:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.38,0:02:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meemaw, it's me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.77,0:02:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shelly.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.20,0:02:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.70,0:02:42.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, everything's terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.05,0:02:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The baby stole my room\Nand won’t stop crying
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.90,0:02:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now they’re making me\Nsleep in the garage.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.07,0:02:48.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you need me to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.53,0:02:50.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pick me up\Nand I can stay with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.46,0:02:53.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, well, this is Dale's house.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.59,0:02:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to ask him.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.19,0:02:56.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ask me what?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.49,0:03:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s Shelly.\NHe wants to spend the night.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.12,0:03:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah, it’d be nice\Nto see the little guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.75,0:03:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dale says no.\NSee you in the morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.85,0:03:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(dial tone)