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when I was alive my friends and I came

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together once a month for a meeting of

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the Wisteria Lane book club we found the

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problems of literary characters so

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absorbing the way they dealt with

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adversity conducted illicit

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Affairs endured domestic

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dramas and planned romantic

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conquests but since my death my friends

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had lost their interest in

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fiction so what did everybody think

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their own problems have become absorbing

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enough I thought the character of Madame

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bovy was very

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inspirational

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inspirational she poisons herself with

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arsenic really you didn't read until the

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end I stopped after page

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50 am I the only one who read the book I

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saw the movie it was really good ladies

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I'm I'm sorry but what is the point of

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having a book club if we don't read the

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book more

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wine so uh Reba Emma and Lori would you

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girls come to the kitchen and help me

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with the snacks

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sure I will be right

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in God I couldn't wait to get rid of

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them okay so lyette said that you found

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Zach he's at a rehabilitation center and

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Julie snuck in and actually Ted talk to

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him did he say anything about his

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mother's suicide there wasn't enough

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time but he did say one thing that was

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kind of mysterious he said something

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happened to someone named Dana and that

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he could never ever talk about it Who

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the hell's Dana that's the mystery part

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I figured Dana has something to do with

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what Mary Alice was trying to hide so

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somebody found out Mary Alice's secret

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and sent the note so who the hell is

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that stationary is parture number 17

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100% cotton it's made by Cypress Office

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Products have stores in 12 cities

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including yours and retrace that

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postmark back to your local post office

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meaning meaning that the blackmail is

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probably someone you know a neighbor

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Milkman pool boy socer mom Soaker

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mom Mr Young sometimes evil drives a

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minivan I had this gig once tracking on

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this PTA mom who hell bent on Landing

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her daughter a spot on the parade float

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fed antifreeze to half the homecoming

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committee did you catch

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her Mr

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Young the people who hired me didn't

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hire me to catch

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her wow honey this place looks spotless

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thanks hey so listen I have come up with

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this killer idea for the Spotless scrub

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campaign great you want to run up by

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me no I'm good but thanks

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okay well that's the thing you know how

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whenever I pitch in the boardroom or

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work and Hennessy always teared my ideas

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down in front of the partners yeah I

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invited the partners and their wives

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over so I could pitch to them here and I

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thought maybe we can make a formal

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dinner for 6 we could sit we could and

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when exactly would this formal dinner

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take place uh day after tomorrow

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yeah I know I know I know I know I know

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it's short notice I just you think how

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am I supposed to pull off a formal

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dinner with no warning I don't know Brie

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Bandy Camp does this kind of thing all

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the time

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I what did you say well I'm sorry I

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didn't mean it like that that's you know

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what forget it I'll call and I'll cancel

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just don't worry about it no no let's

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let's do

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it

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really yeah it's good for your career

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I'll pull it

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off yes honey thank you so much you know

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what I promise I land this account and

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I'm going to buy you something awful

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pretty luckily for Tom Lynette had a

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recipe for

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Success unfortunately for her she was

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missing the secret

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ingredient