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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.16,0:00:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I was alive my friends and I came
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.76,0:00:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,together once a month for a meeting of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.60,0:00:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Wisteria Lane book club we found the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.28,0:00:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,problems of literary characters so
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.36,0:00:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,absorbing the way they dealt with
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.52,0:00:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,adversity conducted illicit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.24,0:00:22.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Affairs endured domestic
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.68,0:00:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dramas and planned romantic
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.84,0:00:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,conquests but since my death my friends
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.96,0:00:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had lost their interest in
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.84,0:00:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fiction so what did everybody think
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.92,0:00:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their own problems have become absorbing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.52,0:00:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enough I thought the character of Madame
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.20,0:00:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bovy was very
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.24,0:00:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,inspirational
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.44,0:00:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,inspirational she poisons herself with
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.88,0:00:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,arsenic really you didn't read until the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.12,0:00:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,end I stopped after page
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.56,0:00:56.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,50 am I the only one who read the book I
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.28,0:00:59.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,saw the movie it was really good ladies
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.72,0:01:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm I'm sorry but what is the point of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.80,0:01:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,having a book club if we don't read the
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.08,0:01:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,book more
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.08,0:01:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wine so uh Reba Emma and Lori would you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.00,0:01:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,girls come to the kitchen and help me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.48,0:01:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the snacks
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.72,0:01:19.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sure I will be right
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.72,0:01:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in God I couldn't wait to get rid of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.00,0:01:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them okay so lyette said that you found
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.68,0:01:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zach he's at a rehabilitation center and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.20,0:01:30.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Julie snuck in and actually Ted talk to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.20,0:01:31.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,him did he say anything about his
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.68,0:01:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mother's suicide there wasn't enough
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.08,0:01:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time but he did say one thing that was
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.56,0:01:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kind of mysterious he said something
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.48,0:01:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,happened to someone named Dana and that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.72,0:01:40.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he could never ever talk about it Who
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.76,0:01:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the hell's Dana that's the mystery part
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.00,0:01:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I figured Dana has something to do with
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.80,0:01:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what Mary Alice was trying to hide so
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.40,0:01:49.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,somebody found out Mary Alice's secret
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.52,0:01:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sent the note so who the hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.00,0:01:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that stationary is parture number 17
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.84,0:02:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,100% cotton it's made by Cypress Office
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.44,0:02:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Products have stores in 12 cities
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.20,0:02:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,including yours and retrace that
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.12,0:02:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,postmark back to your local post office
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.76,0:02:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meaning meaning that the blackmail is
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.12,0:02:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,probably someone you know a neighbor
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.32,0:02:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Milkman pool boy socer mom Soaker
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.16,0:02:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mom Mr Young sometimes evil drives a
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.04,0:02:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,minivan I had this gig once tracking on
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.08,0:02:30.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this PTA mom who hell bent on Landing
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.32,0:02:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,her daughter a spot on the parade float
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.24,0:02:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fed antifreeze to half the homecoming
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.20,0:02:41.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,committee did you catch
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.56,0:02:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,her Mr
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.76,0:02:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Young the people who hired me didn't
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.00,0:02:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hire me to catch
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.56,0:02:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,her wow honey this place looks spotless
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.76,0:03:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thanks hey so listen I have come up with
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.80,0:03:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this killer idea for the Spotless scrub
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.04,0:03:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,campaign great you want to run up by
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.28,0:03:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me no I'm good but thanks
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.76,0:03:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay well that's the thing you know how
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.56,0:03:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whenever I pitch in the boardroom or
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.76,0:03:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,work and Hennessy always teared my ideas
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.52,0:03:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,down in front of the partners yeah I
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.60,0:03:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,invited the partners and their wives
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.80,0:03:22.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over so I could pitch to them here and I
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.88,0:03:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought maybe we can make a formal
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.80,0:03:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dinner for 6 we could sit we could and
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.60,0:03:26.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when exactly would this formal dinner
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.92,0:03:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take place uh day after tomorrow
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.48,0:03:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah I know I know I know I know I know
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.92,0:03:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's short notice I just you think how
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.48,0:03:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,am I supposed to pull off a formal
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.88,0:03:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dinner with no warning I don't know Brie
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.28,0:03:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bandy Camp does this kind of thing all
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.44,0:03:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the time
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.28,0:03:43.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I what did you say well I'm sorry I
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.40,0:03:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,didn't mean it like that that's you know
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.20,0:03:47.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what forget it I'll call and I'll cancel
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.16,0:03:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just don't worry about it no no let's
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.16,0:03:51.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's do
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.48,0:03:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.36,0:03:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really yeah it's good for your career
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.00,0:03:58.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll pull it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.24,0:04:02.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,off yes honey thank you so much you know
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.08,0:04:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what I promise I land this account and
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.96,0:04:07.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to buy you something awful
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.40,0:04:11.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pretty luckily for Tom Lynette had a
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.96,0:04:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,recipe for
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.20,0:04:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Success unfortunately for her she was
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.68,0:04:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,missing the secret
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.04,0:04:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ingredient