when I was alive my friends and I came

together once a month for a meeting of

the Wisteria Lane book club we found the

problems of literary characters so

absorbing the way they dealt with

adversity conducted illicit

Affairs endured domestic

dramas and planned romantic

conquests but since my death my friends

had lost their interest in

fiction so what did everybody think

their own problems have become absorbing

enough I thought the character of Madame

bovy was very

inspirational

inspirational she poisons herself with

arsenic really you didn't read until the

end I stopped after page

50 am I the only one who read the book I

saw the movie it was really good ladies

I'm I'm sorry but what is the point of

having a book club if we don't read the

book more

wine so uh Reba Emma and Lori would you

girls come to the kitchen and help me

with the snacks

sure I will be right

in God I couldn't wait to get rid of

them okay so lyette said that you found

Zach he's at a rehabilitation center and

Julie snuck in and actually Ted talk to

him did he say anything about his

mother's suicide there wasn't enough

time but he did say one thing that was

kind of mysterious he said something

happened to someone named Dana and that

he could never ever talk about it Who

the hell's Dana that's the mystery part

I figured Dana has something to do with

what Mary Alice was trying to hide so

somebody found out Mary Alice's secret

and sent the note so who the hell is

that stationary is parture number 17

100% cotton it's made by Cypress Office

Products have stores in 12 cities

including yours and retrace that

postmark back to your local post office

meaning meaning that the blackmail is

probably someone you know a neighbor

Milkman pool boy socer mom Soaker

mom Mr Young sometimes evil drives a

minivan I had this gig once tracking on

this PTA mom who hell bent on Landing

her daughter a spot on the parade float

fed antifreeze to half the homecoming

committee did you catch

her Mr

Young the people who hired me didn't

hire me to catch

her wow honey this place looks spotless

thanks hey so listen I have come up with

this killer idea for the Spotless scrub

campaign great you want to run up by

me no I'm good but thanks

okay well that's the thing you know how

whenever I pitch in the boardroom or

work and Hennessy always teared my ideas

down in front of the partners yeah I

invited the partners and their wives

over so I could pitch to them here and I

thought maybe we can make a formal

dinner for 6 we could sit we could and

when exactly would this formal dinner

take place uh day after tomorrow

yeah I know I know I know I know I know

it's short notice I just you think how

am I supposed to pull off a formal

dinner with no warning I don't know Brie

Bandy Camp does this kind of thing all

the time

I what did you say well I'm sorry I

didn't mean it like that that's you know

what forget it I'll call and I'll cancel

just don't worry about it no no let's

let's do

it

really yeah it's good for your career

I'll pull it

off yes honey thank you so much you know

what I promise I land this account and

I'm going to buy you something awful

pretty luckily for Tom Lynette had a

recipe for

Success unfortunately for her she was

missing the secret

ingredient