when I was alive my friends and I came
together once a month for a meeting of
the Wisteria Lane book club we found the
problems of literary characters so
absorbing the way they dealt with
adversity conducted illicit
Affairs endured domestic
dramas and planned romantic
conquests but since my death my friends
had lost their interest in
fiction so what did everybody think
their own problems have become absorbing
enough I thought the character of Madame
bovy was very
inspirational
inspirational she poisons herself with
arsenic really you didn't read until the
end I stopped after page
50 am I the only one who read the book I
saw the movie it was really good ladies
I'm I'm sorry but what is the point of
having a book club if we don't read the
book more
wine so uh Reba Emma and Lori would you
girls come to the kitchen and help me
with the snacks
sure I will be right
in God I couldn't wait to get rid of
them okay so lyette said that you found
Zach he's at a rehabilitation center and
Julie snuck in and actually Ted talk to
him did he say anything about his
mother's suicide there wasn't enough
time but he did say one thing that was
kind of mysterious he said something
happened to someone named Dana and that
he could never ever talk about it Who
the hell's Dana that's the mystery part
I figured Dana has something to do with
what Mary Alice was trying to hide so
somebody found out Mary Alice's secret
and sent the note so who the hell is
that stationary is parture number 17
100% cotton it's made by Cypress Office
Products have stores in 12 cities
including yours and retrace that
postmark back to your local post office
meaning meaning that the blackmail is
probably someone you know a neighbor
Milkman pool boy socer mom Soaker
mom Mr Young sometimes evil drives a
minivan I had this gig once tracking on
this PTA mom who hell bent on Landing
her daughter a spot on the parade float
fed antifreeze to half the homecoming
committee did you catch
her Mr
Young the people who hired me didn't
hire me to catch
her wow honey this place looks spotless
thanks hey so listen I have come up with
this killer idea for the Spotless scrub
campaign great you want to run up by
me no I'm good but thanks
okay well that's the thing you know how
whenever I pitch in the boardroom or
work and Hennessy always teared my ideas
down in front of the partners yeah I
invited the partners and their wives
over so I could pitch to them here and I
thought maybe we can make a formal
dinner for 6 we could sit we could and
when exactly would this formal dinner
take place uh day after tomorrow
yeah I know I know I know I know I know
it's short notice I just you think how
am I supposed to pull off a formal
dinner with no warning I don't know Brie
Bandy Camp does this kind of thing all
the time
I what did you say well I'm sorry I
didn't mean it like that that's you know
what forget it I'll call and I'll cancel
just don't worry about it no no let's
let's do
it
really yeah it's good for your career
I'll pull it
off yes honey thank you so much you know
what I promise I land this account and
I'm going to buy you something awful
pretty luckily for Tom Lynette had a
recipe for
Success unfortunately for her she was
missing the secret
ingredient