WEBVTT 00:00:01.160 --> 00:00:03.760 when I was alive my friends and I came 00:00:03.760 --> 00:00:05.600 together once a month for a meeting of 00:00:05.600 --> 00:00:09.280 the Wisteria Lane book club we found the 00:00:09.280 --> 00:00:12.360 problems of literary characters so 00:00:12.360 --> 00:00:15.520 absorbing the way they dealt with 00:00:15.520 --> 00:00:19.240 adversity conducted illicit 00:00:19.240 --> 00:00:22.680 Affairs endured domestic 00:00:22.680 --> 00:00:25.840 dramas and planned romantic 00:00:25.840 --> 00:00:28.960 conquests but since my death my friends 00:00:28.960 --> 00:00:32.439 had lost their interest in 00:00:32.840 --> 00:00:35.920 fiction so what did everybody think 00:00:35.920 --> 00:00:38.520 their own problems have become absorbing 00:00:38.520 --> 00:00:40.200 enough I thought the character of Madame 00:00:40.200 --> 00:00:43.239 bovy was very 00:00:43.239 --> 00:00:45.440 inspirational 00:00:45.440 --> 00:00:47.879 inspirational she poisons herself with 00:00:47.879 --> 00:00:51.120 arsenic really you didn't read until the 00:00:51.120 --> 00:00:53.559 end I stopped after page 00:00:53.559 --> 00:00:56.280 50 am I the only one who read the book I 00:00:56.280 --> 00:00:59.719 saw the movie it was really good ladies 00:00:59.719 --> 00:01:01.800 I'm I'm sorry but what is the point of 00:01:01.800 --> 00:01:04.080 having a book club if we don't read the 00:01:04.080 --> 00:01:07.080 book more 00:01:07.080 --> 00:01:11.000 wine so uh Reba Emma and Lori would you 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:12.479 girls come to the kitchen and help me 00:01:12.479 --> 00:01:15.720 with the snacks 00:01:15.720 --> 00:01:19.720 sure I will be right 00:01:19.720 --> 00:01:22.000 in God I couldn't wait to get rid of 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:25.680 them okay so lyette said that you found 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:28.200 Zach he's at a rehabilitation center and 00:01:28.200 --> 00:01:30.200 Julie snuck in and actually Ted talk to 00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:31.680 him did he say anything about his 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:33.079 mother's suicide there wasn't enough 00:01:33.079 --> 00:01:34.560 time but he did say one thing that was 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:36.479 kind of mysterious he said something 00:01:36.479 --> 00:01:38.720 happened to someone named Dana and that 00:01:38.720 --> 00:01:40.759 he could never ever talk about it Who 00:01:40.759 --> 00:01:43.000 the hell's Dana that's the mystery part 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:44.799 I figured Dana has something to do with 00:01:44.799 --> 00:01:47.399 what Mary Alice was trying to hide so 00:01:47.399 --> 00:01:49.520 somebody found out Mary Alice's secret 00:01:49.520 --> 00:01:54.119 and sent the note so who the hell is 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:57.840 that stationary is parture number 17 00:01:57.840 --> 00:02:01.439 100% cotton it's made by Cypress Office 00:02:01.439 --> 00:02:04.200 Products have stores in 12 cities 00:02:04.200 --> 00:02:06.119 including yours and retrace that 00:02:06.119 --> 00:02:09.759 postmark back to your local post office 00:02:09.759 --> 00:02:12.120 meaning meaning that the blackmail is 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:15.319 probably someone you know a neighbor 00:02:15.319 --> 00:02:20.160 Milkman pool boy socer mom Soaker 00:02:20.160 --> 00:02:25.040 mom Mr Young sometimes evil drives a 00:02:25.040 --> 00:02:28.080 minivan I had this gig once tracking on 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:30.319 this PTA mom who hell bent on Landing 00:02:30.319 --> 00:02:34.239 her daughter a spot on the parade float 00:02:34.239 --> 00:02:38.400 fed antifreeze to half the homecoming 00:02:39.200 --> 00:02:41.560 committee did you catch 00:02:41.560 --> 00:02:44.760 her Mr 00:02:44.760 --> 00:02:47.000 Young the people who hired me didn't 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:49.760 hire me to catch 00:02:54.560 --> 00:02:58.760 her wow honey this place looks spotless 00:02:58.760 --> 00:03:02.800 thanks hey so listen I have come up with 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:05.040 this killer idea for the Spotless scrub 00:03:05.040 --> 00:03:07.280 campaign great you want to run up by 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:11.760 me no I'm good but thanks 00:03:11.760 --> 00:03:13.560 okay well that's the thing you know how 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:14.760 whenever I pitch in the boardroom or 00:03:14.760 --> 00:03:16.519 work and Hennessy always teared my ideas 00:03:16.519 --> 00:03:18.599 down in front of the partners yeah I 00:03:18.599 --> 00:03:20.799 invited the partners and their wives 00:03:20.799 --> 00:03:22.879 over so I could pitch to them here and I 00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:23.799 thought maybe we can make a formal 00:03:23.799 --> 00:03:25.599 dinner for 6 we could sit we could and 00:03:25.599 --> 00:03:26.920 when exactly would this formal dinner 00:03:26.920 --> 00:03:30.480 take place uh day after tomorrow 00:03:30.480 --> 00:03:31.920 yeah I know I know I know I know I know 00:03:31.920 --> 00:03:33.480 it's short notice I just you think how 00:03:33.480 --> 00:03:34.879 am I supposed to pull off a formal 00:03:34.879 --> 00:03:37.280 dinner with no warning I don't know Brie 00:03:37.280 --> 00:03:38.439 Bandy Camp does this kind of thing all 00:03:38.439 --> 00:03:40.280 the time 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:43.400 I what did you say well I'm sorry I 00:03:43.400 --> 00:03:45.200 didn't mean it like that that's you know 00:03:45.200 --> 00:03:47.159 what forget it I'll call and I'll cancel 00:03:47.159 --> 00:03:49.159 just don't worry about it no no let's 00:03:49.159 --> 00:03:51.480 let's do 00:03:51.480 --> 00:03:54.360 it 00:03:54.360 --> 00:03:57.000 really yeah it's good for your career 00:03:57.000 --> 00:03:58.239 I'll pull it 00:03:58.239 --> 00:04:02.079 off yes honey thank you so much you know 00:04:02.079 --> 00:04:03.959 what I promise I land this account and 00:04:03.959 --> 00:04:07.360 I'm going to buy you something awful 00:04:08.400 --> 00:04:11.959 pretty luckily for Tom Lynette had a 00:04:11.959 --> 00:04:14.799 recipe for 00:04:20.199 --> 00:04:23.680 Success unfortunately for her she was 00:04:23.680 --> 00:04:27.040 missing the secret 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:30.040 ingredient