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Hello, is that Parkers?

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Look, I'm going fishing this
weekend and I need some bait

3
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No, just on the Thames,
the maggots will do

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I'll send somebody round to collect them

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Oh by the way, those trout flies I bought
from you have been very successful

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Especially the cochy-bondu

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Seems to attract the trout like a magnet

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Yes, thank you again

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Bye

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Excuse me

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You startled me

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Would you mind knocking
before you barge in?

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Sorry

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Is that better?

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- I've lost it - Lost what?
Is that better?

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- I've lost it - Lost what?

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I've lost my favorite fly

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I had it in my hand a moment
ago! I must have dropped it

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Can you see it anywhere?

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What does it look like?

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It's about two inches long; red
and black with a curly tail

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Perhaps it's flown out of the window

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It's a fishing fly! A cochy bondu

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- A cochy what? - Bondu

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- It must be here somewhere
- If it's here, we'll find it

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Perhaps I should come back later

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Ah Mr. Brown, you can join in

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Well I'm not really that religious

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We're looking for a fly

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A fly?

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Yes! It's 2 inches long! Red
and black with a curly tail

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Sounds quite lethal

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- Would you mind helping us
look for it - No, not at all

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- I found it - Where?

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It's here! Just under the desk

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- I'll get it - No, stand
back Sid! Leave this to me

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What are you doing Mr. Brown?

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Stay where you are Miss
Courtney! It could be dangerous

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Yeah that's right! It's not moving!

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- Mr. Brown... - Just a moment

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Better to be safe than sorry

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I've just remembered! I've
been expecting the boiler

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Have you quite finished Mr. Brown?

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Or would you like to borrow a hammer?

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One can't be too careful where
strange insects are concerned

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Have you any idea where it came from?

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- Yes! W. Parker and Son - Pardon?

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- Fishing tackle suppliers - Fishing

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- It wasn't... - It was

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Oh dear!

51
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Got any glue?

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I don't think trout are
particularly fond of glue

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No I suppose they're not!

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- I'll buy you another - See that you do

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Excuse me

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Hello... Speaking

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Pardon?

58
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Is it you?

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Is it really you?

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It is you... It's him

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Coming here?

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You're not coming here

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You are coming here... He's coming here

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Yes, yes, yes... Half an hour

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You'll be here in half an hour

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He'll be here in half an hour

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Very well... until then

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- Is everything all right? - It was him

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Yes and he's coming here in half an hour

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But who is him... I mean who is he?

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A man I never thought I'd see again

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My ex-fiance

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You mean you were actually
engaged at one time?

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There's no need to sound so surprised

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It was over twenty-five years
ago... I was just...

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I was very young

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I met him at Oxford in the high!

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It was raining and he offered
me shelter under his umbrella

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Then he insisted on buying me a
cup of tea and a sticky bun

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- How romantic - Yes,
that was how it all started

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- Why didn't you get married?
- It was awful! He left me

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- At the church? - No, in the lurch

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Mr. Brown, I have never
told anyone this before

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- Well if you'd rather... - No, sit down

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For years, I've kept this
terrible secret to myself

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Now he's coming back into my
life I must tell someone

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And I think I can trust you Mr. Brown

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I'd rather not if it's going to
cause any embarrassment

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- It won't embarrass me
- It might embarrass me

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I'm sure it won't

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Anyway, he asked me to go
down to Brighton with him

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For one of those
- you know - weekends

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- Double room, Mr. And Mrs. Smith?
- Exactly

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- And you refused? - Oh no, I went

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I even remember the hotel

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- The Bellavista, opposite the
abatoir - Very Bellavista

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Well, we booked in and Albert, like
the thoughtful man he was

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He let me go upstairs first to
prepare myself as it were

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While he had a drink in the bar

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- Getting up a bit of dutch
courage - I beg your pardon?

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Not that he needed it with such
a lovely person waiting to be

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- What happened then?
- He didn't turn up

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He got drunk, passed out and spent the
night on a settee in the resident's lounge

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How despicable!

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I went home and refused
ever to see him again

106
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I heard later that he
was working in the Far East

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But I must admit

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I have always cherished a secret
hope that he might one day come back

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- Excuse me please - Yes Ali, what is it?

110
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Come quickly please we are
having plenty trouble in classroom

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- What do you mean, trouble?
- Max and Giovanni

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They are murdering each other

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- I'm ready when you are -
I am ready when you are

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You come on

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You're gonna be sorry

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We see whose gonna be sorry

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Okay, I'm waiting for you to come on

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Stop this brawling

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It's lucky for you! Professori stop
me from giving you a black eye

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I will not have fighting in class

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Fighting! It was more like dancing
I will not have fighting in class

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Fighting! It was more like dancing

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- I was just warming up - Me too

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- What was this all about?
- I tell you professori

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He was calling me a wop

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And he's calling me a grease boy

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Go on, sit down everybody

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I wish you could pick up proper
English as quickly as you pick up slang

129
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I have enough trouble with Ali and
Ranjeet without you two start falling out

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Now shake hands, come on

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Right! Now, tonight I want to
concentrate on English conversation

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The sort of things you have to
say during the course of the day

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For example Ranjeet

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- Where would you take a cheque?
- To Czechoslovakia For example Ranjeet

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- Where would you take a
cheque? - To Czechoslovakia

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- Not that sort of Czech
- A thousand apologies

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A cheque for a certain amount of money

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- Where would you take it? - To a bank

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- Thank you! Juan - Si senor

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- If you felt ill, what
would you do? - Go to bed

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- Before that - Take the clothes off

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- You would go to the doctor's - No, no, no

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Doctor kill my uncle in Madrid

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- Really? - Si

145
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My uncle, he has pain in the
chest! He goes to see doctor

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Doctor he looks at him and say...
It's alright

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Ten minutes later, in the
street, my uncle... finito

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- He got a heart attack? - Motor car

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You could hardly blame
the doctor for that

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Si, si, the doctor,
he was driving the motor

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- Taro - Ah so

152
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Although we have news
metrics in this country

153
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We still use an old
system which is known as what?

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- Sorry not know
- Does anybody know?

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Avoirdupois

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- Excellent - Merci

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- Does avoirdupois ring a
bell now Taro? - Yes

158
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Avoirdupois is French for
have you some peaso

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Taro, I can't believe you're that stupid

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Sorry, justjoko

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Well in future, kindly leave
yourjoko's at homo

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- Zoltan, I'm gonna ask you
a question - Yes please

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- Which shop... - yes, shop, shop

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Which shop would you go to to buy
a packet of cigarettes? Cigarettes

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No shop

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Come on Zoltan! You must go to some
sort of shop

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Zoltan no smoke

168
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Excuse! Zoltan, where you
go for chewing gum?

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- Ah, sveet shop - Sweet, sweet

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- Anna tells me sveet - No, sweet, sweet

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Sveet, sweet! What's the difference?

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The difference Anna is that you
must learn to say wer, not Ver! Wer

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Verwer

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You nearly got it then! Try again

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Verwer

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Try saying Verwer without the Ver

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Erwer

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Almost! Try again but this
time don't say Erwer, just wer

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- Wer - Wer

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- Wonderful - Wonderful

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- Wednesday - Wednesday

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- A wet weekend in Winter
- A wet weekend in Winter

183
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- Very good - Werry good

184
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- Ali - Yes please

185
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- You have a headache - No sir

186
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Assume you have a headache! Where
would you go to get some aspirin?

187
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Tanduri takeaway

188
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- No Ali - Yes please

189
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My jelly good friend who's working
there always have plenty aspirin

190
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I meant to buy some aspirin

191
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Why should I be buying them when I can be
getting them from my friend for nothing done

192
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Alright, where do you go for aspirin when
the tanduri takeaway is closed?

193
00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,950
Oh Blimey, Taj Mahal curry house

194
00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:08,190
Jamila, would you please tell
Ali where would you go to get aspirin

195
00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,390
- Ok, the chemist - Thank you

196
00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,940
- Where are you going now?
- To buy some aspirin for headache

197
00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,110
- But you said you don't have a
headache - Oh blimey, I got one now

198
00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,350
Oh go and sit down

199
00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,740
Excuse me Mr. Brown,
the old dragon wants you

200
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,245
Please Sid, do be a little more respectful

201
00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:24,350
Especially in front of the students
Please Sid, do be a little more respectful

202
00:10:24,385 --> 00:10:25,310
Especially in front of the students

203
00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:26,790
It's up to us to set a good example

204
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,030
Sorry

205
00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:29,710
What does the old dragon...
Miss Courtney want?

206
00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,270
I've no idea, but I don't
think she's very well

207
00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,110
She actually smiled at me

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00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,790
Enter

209
00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,270
- Are you feeling alright? - Yes, why?

210
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,670
- You sounded as if you were
in pain - I was singing

211
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,950
I am sorry to bring you
away from your class Mr. Brown

212
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,270
But before you leave this evening,
would you mind checking...

213
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,870
that Sid's locked up properly

214
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,350
Absolutely, so should be

215
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,230
I was referring to the building

216
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,030
You see, it's quite likely that
I may be leaving early

217
00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:10,270
To think he's come back into
my life after twenty five years

218
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,030
I think I might need another
cherry to settle my stomach

219
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,230
- What's the matter? - He's here! Look

220
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,060
- Where? - Down there

221
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,350
You stupid fool! You have
crowned my Albert

222
00:11:49,530 --> 00:11:51,120
I've got a splitting headache

223
00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:53,920
I'm sorry! It was an accident! This
is Miss Courtney's office

224
00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:57,400
Wait, wait! Look, have you got somewhere
where I could comb my hair?

225
00:11:57,530 --> 00:11:59,040
And brush myself down

226
00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:03,280
I must look presentable for our
first meeting after twenty five years

227
00:12:03,410 --> 00:12:05,280
- Yes of course! It's down
there on the right - Thank you

228
00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:09,720
Enter

229
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,390
Hello darling

230
00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:15,760
Pardon?

231
00:12:19,810 --> 00:12:20,680
It's you

232
00:12:21,410 --> 00:12:24,320
Where's Albert? You haven't pushed
him down the stairs, have you?

233
00:12:24,450 --> 00:12:26,120
No, no! He's just gone to comb his hair

234
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:28,120
Is he all right? No damage done I hope

235
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:31,200
- I'm afraid there is - Oh dear, is it bad?

236
00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:32,310
The plantpot's broken

237
00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:35,880
I was referring to Albert

238
00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:37,680
Oh Albert, he's fine

239
00:12:38,330 --> 00:12:39,200
I'll get it

240
00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,280
Darling! Oh it's you

241
00:12:42,890 --> 00:12:44,920
This is darling... Miss Courtney

242
00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:47,880
- Albert - Dolores

243
00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:49,390
Dolores?

244
00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:54,255
Haven't you a class to attend to?

245
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:54,360
Yes of course darling... Dolores...
Excuse me Haven't you a class to attend to?

246
00:12:54,395 --> 00:12:58,200
Yes of course darling...
Dolores... Excuse me

247
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:10,360
I've dropped a two p. It
must have rolled away somewhere

248
00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:18,040
I'm glad to see you're all working hard

249
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:19,840
What are you studying Ingrid?

250
00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:23,440
"How to improve your bust
line"! Very educational

251
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,960
- You can borrow it if you
wish it - No thank you

252
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,200
What's keeping you occupied Juan?

253
00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:31,040
"Gals Galore"

254
00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:32,440
There's not much English in this

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00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:35,240
No, but some beautiful pictures

256
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Zoltan

257
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"Gorgeous Chicks"

258
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I'm sure this isn't about poultry farming

259
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- But... - Nevermind

260
00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:46,360
Anna! "True Romances"

261
00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:49,240
Max, "Football Review"

262
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:52,200
Danielle, "Toujours L'Amour"

263
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:54,240
Don't the French ever think about
anything else other than love?

264
00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:56,670
To the French, there's is nothing else

265
00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:00,400
Giovanni, "L'Amore"

266
00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:02,960
In Italy, we're just like the French

267
00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:06,120
Ranjeet, "Cartoon Capers"

268
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:10,200
I am reading all about Bugs the
Bunny and Woody the pecker

269
00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:14,880
Ali, "The World's Most Exotic Dishes"

270
00:14:15,010 --> 00:14:16,880
I didn't know you were
interested in cookery

271
00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:20,320
Oh Blimey, when I am buying it I
didn't know it was about cookery!

272
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,240
Jamila

273
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"Knitting made easy"

274
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:30,120
Taro, "The confessions of a Geisha girl"

275
00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:34,880
You can all learn English
much more quickly

276
00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:36,960
If you began by reading a
better class of litterature

277
00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:39,280
As you're obviously
so keen to learn English

278
00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:41,000
I'll give you extra homework tonight

279
00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:44,040
Quiet! It's time you
took these lessons seriously

280
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:47,400
Now before we break for tea,
I'm going to ask you each a question

281
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:51,720
And anyone who gives an incorrect
answer will be fined 10 p.

282
00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:54,320
The money will go to charity

283
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:57,680
Who's this bird charity you're
giving our money to?

284
00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:01,040
Charity is not a bird

285
00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:05,280
It means an organization...
a deserving cause

286
00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:09,680
- Juan, spell "quiet" - Por favore

287
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,920
- Quiet! - Ah quiet

288
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,400
No spell "quiet"

289
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:19,960
- How much we pay if
we're wrong? - 10 p.

290
00:15:24,930 --> 00:15:27,390
Ingrid, give me an example
of a preposition

291
00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,040
Will you to dinner take me?

292
00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:32,960
I said a preposition not a proposition

293
00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:36,390
A preposition shows the
relation between a noun or pronoun

294
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And some other word

295
00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:39,920
A gift from Mary, a house for sale

296
00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:44,110
- A date with teacher - Yes
all right! I'll accept that

297
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:47,440
- Good, tonight we go
- I meant I'll accept your answer

298
00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:50,880
Ranjeet, how do you pronounce
the following?

299
00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:54,240
B O U G H, C O U G H, T O U G H

300
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,400
You are trying to be catching me out

301
00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:58,320
- B O U G H - Buff

302
00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:02,200
- T O U G H - Toff

303
00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:05,080
- C O U G H - Cow

304
00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:07,390
Three out of three wrong

305
00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:09,310
Thousand apologies

306
00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:14,200
Giovanni, what is meant
by vice versa?

307
00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:15,840
On second thoughts,
I won't ask you that

308
00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:20,880
- What is a diphtong?
- Is it like a dipstick?

309
00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:23,720
What do you think?

310
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,240
I think I owe you ten p.

311
00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:30,120
Ali what does the term
coup de grace mean?

312
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,680
And don't you dare say cutting the lawn

313
00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:34,120
I'm never hearing of it

314
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,440
It means the final stroke! It's French

315
00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:40,080
Oh blimey, I am having enough
worries learning the English

316
00:16:42,090 --> 00:16:44,200
It's a phrase that's in common usage

317
00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:45,320
Ten p. Please

318
00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:47,760
Thank you

319
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:49,720
- Taro - Ah so

320
00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,360
Decline the verb to jump

321
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:57,200
I jumpo, you jumpo

322
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,960
He jumpso, she jumpso

323
00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:03,360
We jumpo, they jumpo

324
00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:04,880
Very good Taro

325
00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:07,280
But you must try not to
end every word on O

326
00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:10,040
- Ok? - Oko

327
00:17:10,225 --> 00:17:14,336
Jamila, as oil is to water so
chalk is to...

328
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:15,624
Blackyboard

329
00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:18,830
Cheese! 10 p. Please

330
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,255
- I am not understanding
- It's a fairly common phrase

331
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:22,360
They are as alike as chalk and cheese - I am
not understanding - It's a fairly common phrase

332
00:17:22,395 --> 00:17:24,850
They are as alike as chalk and cheese

333
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:28,320
But chalk and cheese
are not being alike

334
00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:30,400
Exactly, so it means they are not alike

335
00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:35,255
I'm thinking it is easier to
say they are not alike

336
00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:35,360
Than to be talking about chalks and cheeses I'm
thinking it is easier to say they are not alike

337
00:17:35,395 --> 00:17:38,120
Than to be talking about
chalks and cheeses

338
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,360
Yes I admit we do tend to
complicate our language

339
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:45,280
Max, give me an example
of a principal clause

340
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,160
Santa Claus

341
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,040
Quiet

342
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,360
Just for that Max you can
write out 20 times

343
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:54,120
A clause is as sentence which
is part of a longer sentence

344
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,200
Hockay

345
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:57,390
Not now, in your own time

346
00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:58,440
And you can give me 10 p.

347
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,280
Thank you

348
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:06,880
Danielle, as handsome
as a Prince! As ugly as?

349
00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:08,960
A Swede

350
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,910
As ugly as sin

351
00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:15,360
- 10 p. - It was worth it

352
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:21,320
Anna give me two different
meanings of the word blow

353
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:24,970
You can blow like so

354
00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:28,680
Or you can give somebody a blow

355
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,160
Thank you Anna

356
00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:36,360
- Zoltan - Yes please

357
00:18:36,890 --> 00:18:39,080
Can you give me the past
tense of the verb to see

358
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:48,200
- See, saw - Ah, seesaw

359
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:49,760
No Zoltan

360
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,790
Today I see, yesterday I saw

361
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:57,120
It's not really fair to
take one from you

362
00:18:58,010 --> 00:18:58,990
Alright then

363
00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:01,280
80 p. In 3 minutes

364
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:03,800
At this rate, we'll soon
have a small fortune

365
00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:08,720
- Another cup of tea,
Albert? - No thank you Dolores

366
00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:14,230
- A glass of cherry perhaps?
- No, I don't drink now! I've given it up

367
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:16,360
- It's a very bad habit - You're so right

368
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:18,800
I only keep it for visitors

369
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:24,880
Oh dear

370
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,240
Come on Dolores! Think of
something a little more sparkling

371
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,120
- I wonder... - Yes

372
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,200
- Will you... - Oh I will

373
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:33,430
Pour me another cup of tea

374
00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:36,760
- Tea? - Yes please

375
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,710
- You said you didn't want any
more - I've changed my mind

376
00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:43,960
As a matter of fact, there is
something else I'm going to ask you

377
00:19:44,090 --> 00:19:44,360
Yes

378
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:49,280
I know it might seem silly after all this
time and not writing and everything

379
00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:52,080
- But I never forgot you Dolores - Yes

380
00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:57,040
I couldn't believe my good fortune tonight
when I discovered you hadn't married

381
00:19:57,890 --> 00:19:59,110
I never married either

382
00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:00,320
- Didn't you? - No

383
00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,720
- Would it be too much to expect... - No

384
00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:04,870
- I mean would you consider... - Yes

385
00:20:05,010 --> 00:20:08,360
- I mean will you marry me?
- This is so sudden

386
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:15,680
- Oh Albert, my cup is overflowing
- So is mine

387
00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:17,280
Oh dear, I'm so sorry

388
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,040
It doesn't matter!

389
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:22,320
- Well what do you say? Will
you marry me? - Yes please

390
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:25,400
I'll get a special license! We
can be married next week

391
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:26,950
So soon?

392
00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:29,760
We've already wasted 25 years! We
don't wanna waste any more time

393
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:32,880
- Wait - What's the matter?

394
00:20:33,010 --> 00:20:34,120
We can't! We'll have to wait

395
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,280
My money's still tied up abroad

396
00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:39,760
It'll take several weeks to
transfer it over here...

397
00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:41,080
I've got enough money

398
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:44,990
Dolores, I couldn't let you pay for the
wedding and honeymoon and everything

399
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:48,400
- What's mine is yours
- No, it wouldn't be right

400
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:50,440
Nonsense, don't be so proud

401
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:52,360
I'll tell you what I'll do

402
00:20:52,890 --> 00:20:55,880
I'll use your money on the
strict understanding

403
00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:59,255
That I pay you back when mine
comes through

404
00:20:59,290 --> 00:20:59,360
- Very well, if you insist
- I most definitely do That I pay you back when mine comes through

405
00:20:59,395 --> 00:21:02,910
- Very well, if you insist
- I most definitely do

406
00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:06,280
Oh Albert, I'm so excited

407
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,240
So am I

408
00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:16,720
Just a moment, I...

409
00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:20,720
I have a little engagement! I've
got to meet a fellow down the road

410
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,400
A little business! Lt'll only take a few minutes

411
00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:29,320
Then I should come back and take you to
dinner somewhere... just the two of us

412
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,430
That would be lovely

413
00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:33,240
- Don't go away - Never

414
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:40,960
Mind where you're going

415
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:45,720
- Albert? - Is everything alright Sid?

416
00:21:46,330 --> 00:21:47,880
Is everything alright?

417
00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:51,240
I've just seen a fellow I haven't
seen for years! Albert Collins

418
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,320
Albert! Miss Courtney's boyfriend

419
00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:55,320
- Never - It's true

420
00:21:57,090 --> 00:21:58,280
He's a crook, a con man

421
00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:01,200
You must be mistaken! He's
just come back from the Far East

422
00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:02,240
He's been away for over 20 years

423
00:22:02,450 --> 00:22:03,960
He's been away all right, doing porridge

424
00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:08,120
He's been in prison?

425
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,960
He was in the nick with my brother-in-law

426
00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:12,360
He's in and out of there like a fiddlers elbow

427
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:16,280
Do you know what his specialty is?

428
00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:19,255
Finding lonely women,
asking them to marry him

429
00:22:19,290 --> 00:22:19,360
Taking their life savings and scampering
Finding lonely women, asking them to marry him

430
00:22:19,395 --> 00:22:21,040
Taking their life savings and scampering

431
00:22:23,330 --> 00:22:26,120
I'm getting married in the morning

432
00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:27,880
Enter

433
00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:32,960
Ah Miss Courtney, I've got
some rather disturbing news

434
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:35,390
Nothing you could say to me
today would disturb Mr. Brown

435
00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:41,040
- I think this might! It's about
Albert - Ah Albert, my future husband

436
00:22:41,170 --> 00:22:43,240
I've just been speaking to
Sid and... Husband?

437
00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:45,120
Yes, we're getting married
by special license

438
00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:46,280
Oh no

439
00:22:46,410 --> 00:22:47,320
Now Mr. Brown,
I know you were fond of me

440
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,360
But you mustn't take it too hard

441
00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:51,390
Has he tried to borrow
any money from you?

442
00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:53,880
I fail to see what business that is of yours

443
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:55,390
He has... I hate to have to
tell you this Miss Courtney

444
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:57,400
But your future husband is a crook

445
00:22:57,850 --> 00:23:00,280
- Don't be so impertinent - It's true I'm afraid

446
00:23:00,410 --> 00:23:03,920
He's a con man! He specializes in proposing
to lonely women and taking their money

447
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,240
Nonsense! I don't believe it

448
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,400
Ask Sid, his brother-in-law was
in prison with him

449
00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:10,680
- Prison? Are you sure?
- I'm afraid so

450
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:15,120
- Perhaps he's reformed
- You don't really believe that, do you?

451
00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:20,840
No, I thought it was too good to be true

452
00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:24,255
He's coming back to take me out to dinner

453
00:23:24,290 --> 00:23:24,360
- What shall I do?
- Don't worry Miss Courtney He's coming back to take me out to dinner

454
00:23:24,395 --> 00:23:26,320
- What shall I do?
- Don't worry Miss Courtney

455
00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:27,680
I'll deal with him

456
00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:29,800
Leave everything to me

457
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:38,320
I've got a message for
you from Miss Courtney

458
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:40,320
- Oh yes - Push off

459
00:23:42,530 --> 00:23:43,440
What?

460
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:44,950
We know all about your little games

461
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,240
So I'd advise you to get lost
quick, before I throw you out

462
00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:50,680
- You and whose army?
- Me and this army

463
00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:07,760
Yeah, well... perhaps
I had better be going

464
00:24:13,010 --> 00:24:14,920
All right Miss Courtney, he's gone

465
00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:20,270
Oh thank you Mr. Brown