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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Exhale)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name is Simone.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know how people tell you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you get nervous when on stage,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,picture people in the audience naked.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like it's this thing that's supposed\Nto make you feel better.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I was thinking --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,picturing all of you naked in 2018\Nfeels kind of weird and wrong.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like we're working really hard\Non moving past stuff like that,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we need a new method of dealing with\Nif you get nervous on stage.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I realized that what I'd really like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that I can look at you as much\Nas you're looking at me --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just to even things out a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if I had way more eyeballs,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then we'd all be really\Ncomfortable, right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So in preparation for this talk,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made myself a shirt.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's googly eyes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It took be 14 hours
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and 227 googly eyes to make this shirt,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and being able to look at you\Nas much as you're looking at me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is actually only half\Nof the reason I made this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The other half is being able to do this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Shirt shakes)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I do a lot of things like this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see a problem and I invent\Nsome sort of solution to it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,brushing your teeth.