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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Exhale)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name is Simone.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know how people tell you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you get nervous when on stage,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,picture people in the audience naked.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like it's this thing that's supposed\Nto make you feel better.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I was thinking --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,picturing all of you naked in 2018\Nfeels kind of weird and wrong.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like we're working really hard\Non moving past stuff like that,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we need a new method of dealing with\Nif you get nervous on stage.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I realized that what I'd really like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that I can look at you as much\Nas you're looking at me --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just to even things out a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if I had way more eyeballs,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then we'd all be really\Ncomfortable, right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So in preparation for this talk,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made myself a shirt.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's googly eyes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It took be 14 hours
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and 227 googly eyes to make this shirt,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and being able to look at you\Nas much as you're looking at me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is actually only half\Nof the reason I made this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The other half is being able to do this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Shirt shakes)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I do a lot of things like this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see a problem and I invent\Nsome sort of solution to it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,brushing your teeth.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, it's this thing we all have to do,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's kind of boring,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and nobody really likes it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If there were any\Nseven-year-olds in the audience,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'd be like, "Yes!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what about if you had\Na machine that could do it for you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I call it ...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I call it "The Toothbrush Helmet."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Toothbrush noise)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So my toothbrush helmet is recommended\Nby zero out of 10 dentists,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it definitely did not revolutionize\Nthe world of dentistry,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it did completely change my life,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I finished making this toothbrush\Nhelmet three years ago,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and after I finished making it,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went into my living room
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I put up a camera,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I filmed a seven-second clip\Nof it working.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And by now,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is a pretty standard\Nmodern-day fairy tale
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of girl posting on the internet,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the internet takes the girl my storm,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thousands of men voyage\Ninto the comment sections
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to ask for her hand in marriage --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she ignores all of them,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,starts a YouTube channel,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and keeps on building robots.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since then, I've carved out this little\Nniche for myself on the internet
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as an inventor of useless machines,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because as we all know,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the easiest way to be\Nat the top of your field
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is to choose a very small field.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I run a YouTube channel\Nabout my machines,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I've done things like\Ncutting hair with drones --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Drone flies)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to a machine that helps me\Nwake up in the morning --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alarm)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Video) Ow!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to this machine that helps me\Nchop vegetables.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Knife chops)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not an engineer.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did not study engineering in school.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I was a super ambitious\Nstudent growing up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In middle school and high school\NI had straight A's,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I graduated at the top of my year.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the flip side of that,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I struggled with very severe\Nperformance anxiety.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's an email I sent to my brother\Naround that time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You won't understand how difficult\Nit is for me to tell you,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to confess this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so freaking embarrassed,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want people\Nto think that I'm stupid.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I'm starting to cry too.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And no, I did not accidentally burn\Nour parents' house down.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The thing I'm writing about in the email,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the thing I'm so upset about,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that I got a B on a math test.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So something obviously happened\Nbetween here and here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of those things was puberty ...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beautful time indeed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But moreover,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got interested in building robots,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I wanted to teach myself\Nabout hardware.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But building things with hardware,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,especially if you're teaching yourself,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is something that's really\Ndifficult to do.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has a high likelihood of failure,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and moreover,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it has a high likelihood of making\Nyou feel stupid.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that was my biggest fear at the time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I came up with a setup that would\Nguarantee success 100 percent of the time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With my setup,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it would be nearly impossible to fail.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that was instead of trying to succeed,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was going to try to build\Nthings that would fail.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And even though I didn't\Nrealize it at the time,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,building stupid things\Nwas actually quite smart,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because as I kept on\Nlearning about hardware,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the first time in my life,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did not have to deal\Nwith my performance anxiety.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And as soon as I removed\Nall pressure and expectations from myself,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that pressure quickly\Ngot replaced by enthusiasm,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it allowed me to just play.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So as an inventor,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm interested in things\Nthat people struggle with:
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it can be small things or big things\Nor medium-sized things,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and something like giving a TED talk\Npresents this whole new set of problems
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I can solve.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And identifying a problem\Nis the first step in my process
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of building a useless machine.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So before I came here,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sat down and I thought of some\Nof the potential problems I might have
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in giving this talk.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forgetting what to say,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that people won't laugh --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's you --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or even worse,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you'll laugh at the wrong things --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was an OK part to laugh at,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or that when I get nervous,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my hands start shaking
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm really self-conscious about it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or that my fly has been\Nopen this entire time,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and all of you noticed but I didn't,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's closed so we're\Nall good on that one.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But one thing I'm actually really \Nnervous about is my hands shaking.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember when I was a kid,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,giving presentations in school,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would have my notes on a piece of paper,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I would put a notebook\Nbehind the paper
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that people wouldn't be able to see\Nthe paper quivering.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I give a lot of talks.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that about half of you\Nin the audience are probably like,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Building useless machines is really fun,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but how is this in any way\Nor form a business?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And giving talks is a part of it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the arrangers always put out\Na glass of water for you onstage
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you have something to drink\Nif you get thirsty,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I always so badly\Nwant to drink that water,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I don't dare to pick the glass up,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because then people might be able\Nto see that my hands are shaking.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what about a machine\Nthat hands you a glass of water?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sold to the nervous girl\Nin the google-eye shirt.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, I need to take this off\Nbecause I have a thing --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Google-eyes shake)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still don't know what to call this,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I think some sort\Nof "head orbit device?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it rotates\Nthis platform around you,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you can put anything on it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can have a camera,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can get photos of your entire head.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like it's really --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's very versatile machine.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, and I have --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you can put some snacks\Non it for example,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you want to.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have some popcorn here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you just put a little bit like that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's some sacrifices for science --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some popcorn falling on the floor.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do the long way around.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Robot spins)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then you have a little hand.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need to adjust the height of it,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you just do it by shrugging.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's has a little hand.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just bumped my mic off,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I think we're all good.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, also I need to chew this popcorn,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so if you guys could just clap\Nyour hands a little bit more --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so it's like your own little\Npersonal solar system,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I'm a millennial,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I want everything to revolve around me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back to the glass of water,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's what we're here for.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I promise --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, it still has --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it doesn't have any water in it,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I still need to work\Non this machine a little bit
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I still need to pick up the glass\Nand put it on the platform,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but if your hands\Nare shaking a little bit,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nobody's going to notice
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you're wearing a very\Nmesmerizing piece of equipment.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we're all good.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Robot spins)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Singing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, it got stuck.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't it comforting that even robots\Nsometimes get stage fright?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It just gets stuck a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's very human of them.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wait, let's go back a little bit,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Glass falls)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't it a beautiful time to be alive?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So as much as my machines can seem\Nlike simple engineering slapstick,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I realized that I stumbled\Non something bigger than that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's this expression of joy and humility\Nthat often gets lost in engineering,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and for me it was a way\Nto learn about hardware
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without having my performance\Nanxiety get in the way.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I often get asked if I think I'm ever\Ngoing to build something useful,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and maybe someday I will.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the way I see it,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I already have
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I've built myself this job,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's something that I could\Nnever have planned for
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or that I could --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's something that I could never\Nhave planned for.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead it happened just because\NI was enthusiastic about what I was doing,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was sharing that enthusiasm\Nwith other people.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To me there's a true beauty\Nof making useless things,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it's this acknowledgment
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you don't always know\Nwhat the best answer is.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it turns off that voice in your head
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that tells you that you know\Nexactly how the world works.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And maybe a toothbrush helmet\Nisn't the answer,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but at least you're asking the question.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)