WEBVTT 00:00:01.720 --> 00:00:03.096 Salve. 00:00:03.120 --> 00:00:04.320 Mi chiamo Simone. 00:00:05.280 --> 00:00:08.576 Sapete cosa vi dicono quando vi sentite nervosi sul parco, 00:00:08.600 --> 00:00:11.096 immagina che la gente nel pubblico sia nuda? 00:00:11.120 --> 00:00:14.496 Come se questo potesse farvi sentire meglio. 00:00:14.520 --> 00:00:15.776 Ma io stavo pensando -- 00:00:15.800 --> 00:00:21.216 Immaginare tutti voi nudi nel 2018 sembra un po' strano e sbagliato. 00:00:21.240 --> 00:00:24.256 Come, ci stiamo impegnando tanto per superare queste cose, 00:00:24.280 --> 00:00:26.896 quindi serve un nuovo modo per gestire 00:00:26.920 --> 00:00:29.056 il nervosismo sul palco. 00:00:29.080 --> 00:00:31.216 E ho capito che ciò che davvero vorrei 00:00:31.240 --> 00:00:35.296 è poter guardare voi tanto quanto guardate voi me 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:37.736 giusto per pareggiare un po' le cose. 00:00:37.760 --> 00:00:40.496 Quindi, se avessi più bulbi oculari, 00:00:40.520 --> 00:00:43.296 allora saremmo tutti a nostro agio, vero? 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:47.056 Allora, preparandomi per questo colloquio, mi sono fatta una camicia. NOTE Paragraph 00:00:47.230 --> 00:00:50.230 (Tintinnio) NOTE Paragraph 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:54.920 (Risate) NOTE Paragraph 00:00:57.800 --> 00:01:00.776 Sono occhi finti. 00:01:00.800 --> 00:01:02.896 Mi ci sono volute 14 ore 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:06.616 e 227 occhi finti per fare questa camicia 00:01:06.640 --> 00:01:09.696 E poter guardare voi tanto quanto voi guardate me 00:01:09.720 --> 00:01:12.216 è in realtà solo metà del motivo per cui l'ho fatta. 00:01:12.240 --> 00:01:14.176 L'altra metà è il riuscire a farla. NOTE Paragraph 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:15.536 (Gli occhi finti tintinnano) NOTE Paragraph 00:01:15.560 --> 00:01:16.816 (Risate) NOTE Paragraph 00:01:16.840 --> 00:01:18.576 Ecco, io faccio molte così. 00:01:18.600 --> 00:01:22.416 Vedo un problema e invento una qualche soluzione 00:01:22.440 --> 00:01:24.256 Ad esempio, lavarsi i denti. 00:01:24.280 --> 00:01:27.216 Cioè, questa cosa che dobbiamo fare tutti, un po' noiosa, 00:01:27.240 --> 00:01:29.336 che non piace proprio a nessuno. 00:01:29.360 --> 00:01:31.736 Se ci fossero bambini di sette anni in sala, 00:01:31.760 --> 00:01:34.256 direbbero: "SÌ!" 00:01:34.280 --> 00:01:37.120 E se aveste una macchina che potesse farlo al posto vostro? NOTE Paragraph 00:01:42.800 --> 00:01:45.920 (Risate) NOTE Paragraph 00:01:46.720 --> 00:01:47.960 Io la chiamo ... 00:01:50.360 --> 00:01:52.320 la chiamo "Il casco spazzolino." NOTE Paragraph 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:55.680 (Risate) NOTE Paragraph 00:01:57.480 --> 00:02:00.216 (Ronzio del braccio del robot) NOTE Paragraph 00:02:00.240 --> 00:02:03.456 (Risate) NOTE Paragraph 00:02:03.480 --> 00:02:06.976 (Applausi) NOTE Paragraph 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:11.536 Ecco, il mio casco spazzolino è consigliato da zero dentisti su 10, 00:02:11.560 --> 00:02:15.736 e non ha sicuramente rivoluzionato il mondo dell'odontoiatria, 00:02:15.760 --> 00:02:18.936 ma ha cambiato completamente la mia vita. 00:02:18.960 --> 00:02:22.416 Perché ho finito di costruire questo casco spazzolino tre anni fa 00:02:22.440 --> 00:02:23.976 e dopo averlo finito, 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:26.656 sono andata in soggiorno, ho sistemato una videocamera 00:02:26.680 --> 00:02:29.160 e ho filmato per sette secondi il casco in funzione. 00:02:29.760 --> 00:02:30.976 E ormai, 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:33.896 questa è una fiaba piuttosto standard del giorno d'oggi 00:02:33.920 --> 00:02:36.136 di una ragazza che pubblica su internet, 00:02:36.160 --> 00:02:38.736 Internet travolge la ragazza, 00:02:38.760 --> 00:02:41.576 migliaia di uomini si aggirano nelle sezioni di commento 00:02:41.600 --> 00:02:43.296 per chiedere la sua mano -- NOTE Paragraph 00:02:43.320 --> 00:02:44.336 (Risate) NOTE Paragraph 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:46.696 Lei li ignora tutti, apre un canale YouTube 00:02:46.720 --> 00:02:48.360 e continua a costruire robot. 00:02:49.120 --> 00:02:53.056 Da allora, mi sono scavata questa piccola nicchia in internet 00:02:53.080 --> 00:02:55.576 di inventrice di macchine inutili, 00:02:55.600 --> 00:02:57.256 perché come tutti sappiamo, 00:02:57.280 --> 00:03:00.936 il modo più semplice di essere al top nel proprio campo 00:03:00.960 --> 00:03:03.056 è di scegliere un campo molto piccolo. 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