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Zdravo.

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Zovem se Simona.

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Znate kako vam ljudi govore
ako imate tremu dok ste na sceni,

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zamislite da su ljudi u publici goli?

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Kao da je to nešto zbog čega
bi trebalo da se osećate bolje.

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No, razmišlljala sam -

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zamišljati sve vas gole u 2018.
se čini nekako čudnim i pogrešnim.

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Kao, svi se svojski trudimo
da prevaziđemo takve stvari,

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pa nam je potreban novi metod
da se nosimo sa tim,

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ako se unervozimo na sceni.

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I ja sam shvatila da bih zaista volela

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kad bih mogla da posmatram vas
onoliko koliko vi posmatrate mene -

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samo da se sve malčice uravnoteži.

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Stoga, kad bih imala mnogo više očiju,

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onda bi nam svima bilo neprijatno, zar ne?

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Pa sam tokom priprema za ovaj govor
napravila sebi majicu.

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(Šuškanje)

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(Smeh)

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Oči za lutke.

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Bilo mi je potrebno 14 sati

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i 227 očiju za lutke
da napravim ovu majicu.

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A biti u stanju da vas posmatram
koliko vi posmatrate mene

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je zapravo samo delom razlog
zašto sam ovo napravila.

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Drugi deo je zato što
sam mogla to da uradim.

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(Oči za lutke zveckaju)

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(Smeh)

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Dakle, pravim gomilu sličnih stvari.

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Vidim problem i izumim
nekakvo rešenje za njega.

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Na primer, pranje zuba.

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To je nešto što svi moramo da radimo
i što je nekako dosadno,

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i niko zaista ne uživa u tome.

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Da ima sedmogodišnjaka u publici,

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bili bi u fazonu: "To!"

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Dakle, šta ako biste imali
mašinu da to radi za vas?

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(Smeh)

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Nazivam je...

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Nazivam je: "Četkica kacigom".

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(Smeh)

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(Zujanje robotske ruke)

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(Smeh)

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(Aplauz)

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Dakle, moju četkicu-kacigu preporučuje
nula od deset zubara,

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i definitivno nije izvršila revoluciju
u svetu stomatologije,

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ali je u potpunosti promenila moj život.

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Zato što sam napravila
ovu četkicu-kacigu pre tri godine

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i kada sam je završila,

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otišla sam u dnevni boravak
postavila kameru,

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i snimila isečak od sedam sekundi
nje na delu.

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A do sad,

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radi se o prilično uobičajenoj
savremenoj bajci

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o devojci koja nešto objavi na internetu,

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internet munjevito zgrabi devojku,

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na hiljade muškaraca krenu u pohod
na odeljak za komentare

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da je zaprose -

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(Smeh)

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Ona ih sve ignoriše, napravi Jutjub kanal

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i nastavi da pravi robote.

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Otad sam za sebe izdubila tu malenu
nišu na internetu

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kao izumiteljka beskorisnih mašina

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jer kao što svi znamo,

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najlakši način da budete najbolji
u svojoj oblasti

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jeste da izaberete veoma usku oblast.

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(Smeh)

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(Aplauz)

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Dakle, vodim Jutjub kanal
o mojim mašinama

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i radila sam stvari
poput šišanja kose dronovima -

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(Zujanje drona)

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(Smeh)

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(Pad drona)

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(Smeh)

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(Zujanje drona)

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(Smeh)

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(Aplauz)

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Preko mašine koja mi pomaže
da se probudim ujutru -

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(Budilnik)

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(Smeh)

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(Video) Simona: Uh!

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Do ove mašine koja mi pomaže
da iseckam povrće.

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(Noževi seckaju)

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Nisam inženjerka.

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Nisam izučavala inženjering u školi.

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