1 00:00:00,367 --> 00:00:03,808 Yu-Gi-Oh was filmed before a live studio audience. 2 00:00:03,808 --> 00:00:09,009 Hey, Joey! Earth to Joey! Hey, are you in there? 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,043 It's your move! 4 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:13,146 Sorry, Yugi. Doing this Brooklin accent makes it difficult 5 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,548 to concentrate on card games. 6 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:18,018 I know what you mean, my voice is pretty crazy too! 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,687 I'm thinking about changing it. 8 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:23,657 By the way, my grandpa has a super-rare card. 9 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:24,799 Groovy! 10 00:00:24,799 --> 00:00:26,159 Hey, bada-bing. 11 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:29,096 Rare card? That sounds vague enough to be 12 00:00:29,096 --> 00:00:30,397 the Blue-Eyes White Dragon. 13 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:33,233 And since I'm a child billionaire in charge of a huge 14 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,536 gaming company, I obviously have nothing better 15 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,538 to do than go check it out. 16 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,073 Hey Gramps, can we please see your super-rare 17 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:42,643 awesome chocolaty fudge-coated mega super card? 18 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:43,979 I don't see why not. 19 00:00:43,979 --> 00:00:45,883 Here it is, the Blue Eyes White Dragon! 20 00:00:45,883 --> 00:00:49,183 That's the least threataning name for a monster I've ever heard. 21 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:51,285 What kind of mook could want a card like that? 22 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:53,153 I'm here for your Blue-Eyes old man, 23 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:55,022 And I won't take no for an answer. 24 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:56,623 Now give it to me. 25 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:57,291 No. 26 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,164 Curses, foiled again! 27 00:00:59,164 --> 00:01:02,229 I'm gonna go hire some thugs to kidnap you now. 28 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:06,233 I'm a billionaire, so nobody will even think about pressing charges. 29 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,535 That Kaiba kid needs to get laid. 30 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:10,542 Big time! 31 00:01:10,542 --> 00:01:12,039 Hello, Game Shop. 32 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:16,109 I kidnapped your grandpa, and then I dueled him into submission. 33 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,623 So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him? 34 00:01:18,623 --> 00:01:21,615 I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself. 35 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:22,617 Wait, who is this? 36 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:26,220 Grandpa! Are you Ok? 37 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:30,891 For some reason, playing a card game has caused me to become serverely injured! 38 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:33,894 That's right, and now watch this! 39 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:36,563 Grandpa's special super rare awesome super card! 40 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:38,899 What the heck did you do that for? 41 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:41,068 So that it could never be used against me. 42 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:44,815 In that case, why not just tear up every card in the whole world? 43 00:01:44,815 --> 00:01:45,976 Shut up and duel me. 44 00:01:45,976 --> 00:01:47,374 Don't worry, Gramps. 45 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:49,552 I'll win this duel with your deck. 46 00:01:49,552 --> 00:01:50,873 Wait, wait a minute. 47 00:01:50,873 --> 00:01:53,280 I've been injured, so you're going to steal my deck 48 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,728 And go play cards with your arch-rival? 49 00:01:55,728 --> 00:01:56,617 Pretty much. 50 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:59,353 No wonder your parents are never around! 51 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:02,189 Gather round everyone, and I'll mark us with a special sign. 52 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:06,059 Uh... Tea, hey, not for nothing but ain't this permanent marker? 53 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,570 Woah... whoops. 54 00:02:07,570 --> 00:02:09,897 Why were you even carrying that thing around in the first place? 55 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:12,432 I'm a kleptomaniac, I stole it from school. 56 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:14,735 Hey, my wallet's missing! 57 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,003 Kaiba took it! 58 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,804 It's time to duel! 59 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:21,175 Wait, did your testicles just drop in the last 5 seconds or something 60 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:22,617 What the heck happened to your voice? 61 00:02:22,617 --> 00:02:25,212 Holy Ra, real monsters! 62 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:27,958 Actually, they're just super-advanced holograms 63 00:02:27,958 --> 00:02:31,084 Created foror the sole purpose of enriching the experience of 64 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,452 A children's card game. 65 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:35,556 Ok, seriously, you've got to be BEEPing kidding me. 66 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:37,858 Who wastes all their money on something like that? 67 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:41,061 The guy who's going to beat your pasty pharoah butt 68 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:43,463 With three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, that's who! 69 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,534 Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn? 70 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:47,835 Yeah, so? 71 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,738 That's against the rules, isn't it? 72 00:02:49,738 --> 00:02:51,781 Screw the rules, I have money! 73 00:02:51,781 --> 00:02:54,308 Now draw your last pathetic card, Yugi, 74 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:55,776 So I can finish you! 75 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:59,046 My grandpa's deck HAS no pathetic cards, Kaiba! 76 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:00,948 Except... maybe for Kuriboh. 77 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,983 But it also has this! 78 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:05,319 The unstoppable Exodia! 79 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:08,789 Aah! Exodia! It's not possible! 80 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,868 Nobody's ever been able to summon him! 81 00:03:10,868 --> 00:03:13,329 Really? Is that because it's so rare? 82 00:03:13,329 --> 00:03:15,395 No, it's because this game makes no sense. 83 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,064 Nobody can figure out how to do it. 84 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:19,399 Nobody except ME! 85 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:22,710 Exodia, obliterate! 86 00:03:22,710 --> 00:03:26,843 Big brother, is it time for my cameo yet? 87 00:03:26,843 --> 00:03:30,010 How...? How could you summon Exodia? 88 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:35,063 Kaiba, if you really wish to know, then TALK TO THE HAND! 89 00:03:35,063 --> 00:03:37,217 Aaah! 90 00:03:39,863 --> 00:03:41,455 I wet myself. 91 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:45,125 Mr Pegasus, sir, it seems the reigning Duel Monsters champion 92 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,561 Has been defeated by someone named Yugi. 93 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,163 A-Also, it's time for your sponge bath. 94 00:03:50,163 --> 99:59:59,999 Mmmm.