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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.37,0:00:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yu-Gi-Oh was filmed before a live studio audience.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.81,0:00:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Joey! Earth to Joey! Hey, are you in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.01,0:00:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's your move!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.04,0:00:13.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, Yugi. Doing this Brooklin accent makes it difficult
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.15,0:00:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to concentrate on card games.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.55,0:00:18.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know what you mean, my voice is pretty crazy too!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.02,0:00:20.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm thinking about changing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.69,0:00:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, my grandpa has a super-rare card.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.66,0:00:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Groovy!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.80,0:00:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, bada-bing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.16,0:00:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rare card? That sounds vague enough to be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.10,0:00:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Blue-Eyes White Dragon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.40,0:00:33.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And since I'm a child billionaire in charge of a huge
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.23,0:00:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gaming company, I obviously have nothing better
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.54,0:00:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to do than go check it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.54,0:00:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Gramps, can we please see your super-rare
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.07,0:00:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,awesome chocolaty fudge-coated mega super card?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.64,0:00:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't see why not.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.98,0:00:45.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here it is, the Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.88,0:00:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the least threataning name for a monster I've ever heard.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.18,0:00:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of mook could want a card like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.28,0:00:53.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm here for your Blue-Eyes old man,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.15,0:00:55.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I won't take no for an answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.02,0:00:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now give it to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.62,0:00:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.29,0:00:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Curses, foiled again!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.16,0:01:02.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go hire some thugs to kidnap you now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.23,0:01:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a billionaire, so nobody will even think about pressing charges.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.23,0:01:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That Kaiba kid needs to get laid.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.54,0:01:10.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Big time!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.54,0:01:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Game Shop.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.04,0:01:16.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kidnapped your grandpa, and then I dueled him into submission.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.11,0:01:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.62,0:01:21.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.62,0:01:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, who is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.91,0:01:26.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grandpa! Are you Ok?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.22,0:01:30.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For some reason, playing a card game has caused me to become serverely injured!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.89,0:01:33.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, and now watch this!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.89,0:01:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grandpa's special super rare awesome super card!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.56,0:01:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the heck did you do that for?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.90,0:01:41.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that it could never be used against me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.07,0:01:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In that case, why not just tear up every card in the whole world?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.82,0:01:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up and duel me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.98,0:01:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, Gramps.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.37,0:01:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll win this duel with your deck.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.55,0:01:50.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, wait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.87,0:01:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been injured, so you're going to steal my deck
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.28,0:01:55.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And go play cards with your arch-rival?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.73,0:01:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty much.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.62,0:01:59.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No wonder your parents are never around!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.35,0:02:02.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gather round everyone, and I'll mark us with a special sign.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.19,0:02:06.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh... Tea, hey, not for nothing but ain't this permanent marker?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.06,0:02:07.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah... whoops.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.57,0:02:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why were you even carrying that thing around in the first place?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.90,0:02:12.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a kleptomaniac, I stole it from school.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.43,0:02:14.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, my wallet's missing!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.74,0:02:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kaiba took it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.00,0:02:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to duel!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.80,0:02:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, did your testicles just drop in the last 5 seconds or something
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.18,0:02:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the heck happened to your voice?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.62,0:02:25.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy Ra, real monsters!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.21,0:02:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, they're just super-advanced holograms
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.96,0:02:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Created foror the sole purpose of enriching the experience of
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.08,0:02:32.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A children's card game.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.45,0:02:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, seriously, you've got to be {\i1}BEEP{\i0}ing kidding me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.56,0:02:37.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who wastes all their money on something like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.86,0:02:41.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy who's going to beat your pasty pharoah butt
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.06,0:02:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, that's who!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.46,0:02:46.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.53,0:02:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, so?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.84,0:02:49.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's against the rules, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.74,0:02:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Screw the rules, I have money!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.78,0:02:54.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now draw your last pathetic card, Yugi,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.31,0:02:55.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I can finish you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.78,0:02:59.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My grandpa's deck HAS no pathetic cards, Kaiba!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.05,0:03:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Except... maybe for Kuriboh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.95,0:03:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it also has this!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.98,0:03:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The unstoppable Exodia!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.32,0:03:08.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aah! Exodia! It's not possible!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.79,0:03:10.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody's ever been able to summon him!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.87,0:03:13.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? Is that because it's so rare?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.33,0:03:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's because this game makes no sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.40,0:03:17.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody can figure out how to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.06,0:03:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody except ME!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.40,0:03:22.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exodia, obliterate!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.71,0:03:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Big brother, is it time for my cameo yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.84,0:03:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How...? How could you summon Exodia?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.01,0:03:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kaiba, if you really wish to know, then TALK TO THE HAND!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.06,0:03:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaah!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.86,0:03:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wet myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.46,0:03:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr Pegasus, sir, it seems the reigning Duel Monsters champion
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.12,0:03:47.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Has been defeated by someone named Yugi.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.56,0:03:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A-Also, it's time for your sponge bath.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.16,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmmm.