WEBVTT 00:00:00.367 --> 00:00:03.808 Yu-Gi-Oh was filmed before a live studio audience. 00:00:03.808 --> 00:00:09.009 Hey, Joey! Earth to Joey! Hey, are you in there? 00:00:09.009 --> 00:00:10.043 It's your move! 00:00:10.043 --> 00:00:13.146 Sorry, Yugi. Doing this Brooklin accent makes it difficult 00:00:13.146 --> 00:00:14.548 to concentrate on card games. 00:00:14.548 --> 00:00:18.018 I know what you mean, my voice is pretty crazy too! 00:00:18.018 --> 00:00:20.687 I'm thinking about changing it. 00:00:20.687 --> 00:00:23.657 By the way, my grandpa has a super-rare card. 00:00:23.657 --> 00:00:24.799 Groovy! 00:00:24.799 --> 00:00:26.159 Hey, bada-bing. 00:00:26.159 --> 00:00:29.096 Rare card? That sounds vague enough to be 00:00:29.096 --> 00:00:30.397 the Blue-Eyes White Dragon. 00:00:30.397 --> 00:00:33.233 And since I'm a child billionaire in charge of a huge 00:00:33.233 --> 00:00:35.536 gaming company, I obviously have nothing better 00:00:35.536 --> 00:00:37.538 to do than go check it out. 00:00:37.538 --> 00:00:40.073 Hey Gramps, can we please see your super-rare 00:00:40.073 --> 00:00:42.643 awesome chocolaty fudge-coated mega super card? 00:00:42.643 --> 00:00:43.979 I don't see why not. 00:00:43.979 --> 00:00:45.883 Here it is, the Blue Eyes White Dragon! 00:00:45.883 --> 00:00:49.183 That's the least threataning name for a monster I've ever heard. 00:00:49.183 --> 00:00:51.285 What kind of mook could want a card like that? 00:00:51.285 --> 00:00:53.153 I'm here for your Blue-Eyes old man, 00:00:53.153 --> 00:00:55.022 And I won't take no for an answer. 00:00:55.022 --> 00:00:56.623 Now give it to me. 00:00:56.623 --> 00:00:57.291 No. 00:00:57.291 --> 00:00:59.164 Curses, foiled again! 00:00:59.164 --> 00:01:02.229 I'm gonna go hire some thugs to kidnap you now. 00:01:02.229 --> 00:01:06.233 I'm a billionaire, so nobody will even think about pressing charges. 00:01:06.233 --> 00:01:08.535 That Kaiba kid needs to get laid. 00:01:08.535 --> 00:01:10.542 Big time! 00:01:10.542 --> 00:01:12.039 Hello, Game Shop. 00:01:12.039 --> 00:01:16.109 I kidnapped your grandpa, and then I dueled him into submission. 00:01:16.109 --> 00:01:18.623 So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him? 00:01:18.623 --> 00:01:21.615 I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself. 00:01:21.615 --> 00:01:22.617 Wait, who is this? 00:01:23.909 --> 00:01:26.220 Grandpa! Are you Ok? 00:01:26.220 --> 00:01:30.891 For some reason, playing a card game has caused me to become serverely injured! 00:01:30.891 --> 00:01:33.894 That's right, and now watch this! 00:01:33.894 --> 00:01:36.563 Grandpa's special super rare awesome super card! 00:01:36.563 --> 00:01:38.899 What the heck did you do that for? 00:01:38.899 --> 00:01:41.068 So that it could never be used against me. 00:01:41.068 --> 00:01:44.815 In that case, why not just tear up every card in the whole world? 00:01:44.815 --> 00:01:45.976 Shut up and duel me. 00:01:45.976 --> 00:01:47.374 Don't worry, Gramps. 00:01:47.374 --> 00:01:49.552 I'll win this duel with your deck. 00:01:49.552 --> 00:01:50.873 Wait, wait a minute. 00:01:50.873 --> 00:01:53.280 I've been injured, so you're going to steal my deck 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:55.728 And go play cards with your arch-rival? 00:01:55.728 --> 00:01:56.617 Pretty much. 00:01:56.617 --> 00:01:59.353 No wonder your parents are never around! 00:01:59.353 --> 00:02:02.189 Gather round everyone, and I'll mark us with a special sign. 00:02:02.189 --> 00:02:06.059 Uh... Tea, hey, not for nothing but ain't this permanent marker? 00:02:06.059 --> 00:02:07.570 Woah... whoops. 00:02:07.570 --> 00:02:09.897 Why were you even carrying that thing around in the first place? 00:02:09.897 --> 00:02:12.432 I'm a kleptomaniac, I stole it from school. 00:02:12.432 --> 00:02:14.735 Hey, my wallet's missing! 00:02:14.735 --> 00:02:16.003 Kaiba took it! 00:02:16.003 --> 00:02:17.804 It's time to duel! 00:02:17.804 --> 00:02:21.175 Wait, did your testicles just drop in the last 5 seconds or something 00:02:21.175 --> 00:02:22.617 What the heck happened to your voice? 00:02:22.617 --> 00:02:25.212 Holy Ra, real monsters! 00:02:25.212 --> 00:02:27.958 Actually, they're just super-advanced holograms 00:02:27.958 --> 00:02:31.084 Created foror the sole purpose of enriching the experience of 00:02:31.084 --> 00:02:32.452 A children's card game. 00:02:32.452 --> 00:02:35.556 Ok, seriously, you've got to be BEEPing kidding me. 00:02:35.556 --> 00:02:37.858 Who wastes all their money on something like that? 00:02:37.858 --> 00:02:41.061 The guy who's going to beat your pasty pharoah butt 00:02:41.061 --> 00:02:43.463 With three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, that's who! 00:02:43.463 --> 00:02:46.534 Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn? 00:02:46.534 --> 00:02:47.835 Yeah, so? 00:02:47.835 --> 00:02:49.738 That's against the rules, isn't it? 00:02:49.738 --> 00:02:51.781 Screw the rules, I have money! 00:02:51.781 --> 00:02:54.308 Now draw your last pathetic card, Yugi, 00:02:54.308 --> 00:02:55.776 So I can finish you! 00:02:55.776 --> 00:02:59.046 My grandpa's deck HAS no pathetic cards, Kaiba! 00:02:59.046 --> 00:03:00.948 Except... maybe for Kuriboh. 00:03:00.948 --> 00:03:02.983 But it also has this! 00:03:02.983 --> 00:03:05.319 The unstoppable Exodia! 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:08.789 Aah! Exodia! It's not possible! 00:03:08.789 --> 00:03:10.868 Nobody's ever been able to summon him! 00:03:10.868 --> 00:03:13.329 Really? Is that because it's so rare? 00:03:13.329 --> 00:03:15.395 No, it's because this game makes no sense. 00:03:15.395 --> 00:03:17.064 Nobody can figure out how to do it. 00:03:17.064 --> 00:03:19.399 Nobody except ME! 00:03:19.399 --> 00:03:22.710 Exodia, obliterate! 00:03:22.710 --> 00:03:26.843 Big brother, is it time for my cameo yet? 00:03:26.843 --> 00:03:30.010 How...? How could you summon Exodia? 00:03:30.010 --> 00:03:35.063 Kaiba, if you really wish to know, then TALK TO THE HAND! 00:03:35.063 --> 00:03:37.217 Aaah! 00:03:39.863 --> 00:03:41.455 I wet myself. 00:03:41.455 --> 00:03:45.125 Mr Pegasus, sir, it seems the reigning Duel Monsters champion 00:03:45.125 --> 00:03:47.561 Has been defeated by someone named Yugi. 00:03:47.561 --> 00:03:50.163 A-Also, it's time for your sponge bath. 00:03:50.163 --> 99:59:59.999 Mmmm.