-♪ Orange, orangey, orange, orange ♪
♪ Orange, orange, orange ♪
♪ Orangey, orangey, orangey, orange ♪
♪ Orangey, orangey, orange ♪
-Whoa! Don't you look fancy?
-I am Lady Pasta.
-Oh, I've heard of you.
-Tell me something I don't know.
-So why are you dressed like that?
-Like what? -Like a crazy person. [laughs]
-I am an artist.
Why should I be labeled as just spaghetti
when I encompass so many other things?
-I made some macaroni art in camp once.
Wanna see it? -Not really.
-See? It's a picture of me.
That means I'm an artist too. [laughs]
-I don't think so.
I take my art and music to the extreme.
It exudes raw passion and thought.
When I sing, it means something.
-What?
-[scoffs] Fine, I'll just show you what I mean.
[clears throat]
[tune of Bad Romance]: ♪ Pa-pasta ♪
♪ Roma to-may-tah ♪
♪ Garlic! Ooo-la-la! ♪
♪ I'm so delicious! ♪
♪ Forget spaghetti ♪
♪ I want linguine ♪
♪ Give me fusilli, penne, or ziti ♪
♪ Ravioli ♪
♪ Gnocchi or tortellini ♪
♪ Fettuccine alfredo ♪
♪ Angel hair al pesto ♪
♪ And top it off ♪
♪ With some chicken parm ♪
♪ Just boil me and ♪
♪ Stir me once in a while ♪
♪ As you heat up some sauce in a pan ♪
♪ Yummy! ♪
♪ Or don't add sauce ♪
♪ Add butter instead ♪
♪ You can eat me completely bland ♪
♪ Yum-um-um-yummeee!!! ♪
♪ You can eat me strand by strand ♪
♪ Taaaasty! Taaasty! ♪
♪ I won't tell if your sauce is canned ♪
♪ Pa-pasta ♪
♪ Roma to-may-tah ♪
♪ Garlic! Ooo-la-la! ♪
♪ I'm so delicious! ♪
-Uhh... you stutter a lot.
-No, that's just the way I sing.
-Is that because you've got pa-pa-pa-pa-pasta face?
[laughs] -You're not funny.
-Come on. I'm just being fa-silly.
[laughs] -Ugh.
-Hey, hey Lady Pasta!
I wrote a song too. You wanna hear it?
-No.
-[tune of Bad Romance]: ♪ Orange, orange, orange-orange-orange ♪
-Seriously dude, stop. -♪ Orange-orange-orange ♪
♪ Orange, orange... ♪ -Please stop!
-♪ Orange-orange-orange, orange, orange ♪
-Seriously dude, stop. -♪ Orange-orange, orange-orange... ♪
-Somebody please put me out of my misery.
No, it was a figure of speech!
Ah! [gurgling] -Whoa!
[gurgling continues]
-Lady Pasta, you've got bu-bu-bu-bu-burnt face.
[laughs]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian