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-♪ Orange, orangey, orange, orange ♪

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♪ Orange, orange, orange ♪

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♪ Orangey, orangey,
orangey, orange ♪

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♪ Orangey, orangey, orange ♪

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-Whoa!
Don't you look fancy?

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-I am Lady Pasta.

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-Oh, I've heard of you.

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-Tell me something I don't know.

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-So why are you dressed like that?

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-Like what?
-Like a crazy person. [laughs]

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-I am an artist.

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Why should I be
labeled as just spaghetti

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when I encompass so
many other things?

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-I made some macaroni
art in camp once.

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Wanna see it?
-Not really.

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-See? It's a picture of me.

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That means I'm an artist too. [laughs]

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-I don't think so.

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I take my art and music to the extreme.

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It exudes raw passion and thought.

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When I sing, it means something.

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-What?

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-[scoffs] Fine,
I'll just show you what I mean.

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[clears throat]

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[tune of Bad Romance]:
♪ Pa-pasta ♪

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♪ Roma to-may-tah ♪

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♪ Garlic! Ooo-la-la! ♪

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♪ I'm so delicious! ♪

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♪ Forget spaghetti ♪

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♪ I want linguine ♪

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♪ Give me fusilli, penne, or ziti ♪

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♪ Ravioli ♪

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♪ Gnocchi or tortellini ♪

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♪ Fettuccine alfredo ♪

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♪ Angel hair al pesto ♪

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♪ And top it off ♪

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♪ With some chicken parm ♪

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♪ Just boil me and ♪

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♪ Stir me once in a while ♪

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♪ As you heat up
some sauce in a pan ♪

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♪ Yummy! ♪

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♪ Or don't add sauce ♪

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♪ Add butter instead ♪

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♪ You can eat me completely bland ♪

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♪ Yum-um-um-yummeee!!! ♪

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♪ You can eat me strand by strand ♪

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♪ Taaaasty! Taaasty! ♪

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♪ I won't tell if your sauce is canned ♪

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♪ Pa-pasta ♪

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♪ Roma to-may-tah ♪

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♪ Garlic! Ooo-la-la! ♪

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♪ I'm so delicious! ♪

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-Uhh... you stutter a lot.

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-No, that's just the way I sing.

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-Is that because you've
got pa-pa-pa-pa-pasta face?

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[laughs]
-You're not funny.

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-Come on.
I'm just being fa-silly.

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[laughs]
-Ugh.

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-Hey, hey Lady Pasta!

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I wrote a song too.
You wanna hear it?

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-No.

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-[tune of Bad Romance]: ♪ Orange,
orange, orange-orange-orange ♪

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-Seriously dude, stop.
-♪ Orange-orange-orange ♪

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♪ Orange, orange... ♪
-Please stop!

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-♪ Orange-orange-orange,
orange, orange ♪

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-Seriously dude, stop.
-♪ Orange-orange, orange-orange... ♪

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-Somebody please put
me out of my misery.

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No, it was a figure of speech!

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Ah! [gurgling]
-Whoa!

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[gurgling continues]

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-Lady Pasta, you've got
bu-bu-bu-bu-burnt face.

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[laughs]

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