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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-♪ Orange, orangey, orange, orange ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.23,0:00:04.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Orange, orange, orange ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.18,0:00:06.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Orangey, orangey,\Norangey, orange ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.41,0:00:08.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Orangey, orangey, orange ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.38,0:00:10.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa!\NDon't you look fancy?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.36,0:00:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I am Lady Pasta.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.96,0:00:14.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, I've heard of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.35,0:00:16.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tell me something I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.42,0:00:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So why are you dressed like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.88,0:00:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Like what?\N-Like a crazy person. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.08,0:00:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I am an artist.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.48,0:00:24.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why should I be\Nlabeled as just spaghetti
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.66,0:00:27.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I encompass so\Nmany other things?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.03,0:00:28.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I made some macaroni\Nart in camp once.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.88,0:00:31.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wanna see it?\N-Not really.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.07,0:00:32.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-See? It's a picture of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.74,0:00:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That means I'm an artist too. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.92,0:00:36.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't think so.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.04,0:00:38.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I take my art and music to the extreme.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.71,0:00:41.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It exudes raw passion and thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.56,0:00:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I sing, it means something.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.79,0:00:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.95,0:00:47.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[scoffs] Fine,\NI'll just show you what I mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.42,0:00:49.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[clears throat]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.41,0:00:51.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[tune of Bad Romance]:\N♪ Pa-pasta ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.38,0:00:53.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Roma to-may-tah ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.54,0:00:55.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Garlic! Ooo-la-la! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.73,0:00:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm so delicious! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.54,0:00:59.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Forget spaghetti ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.26,0:01:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I want linguine ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.76,0:01:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Give me fusilli, penne, or ziti ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.83,0:01:07.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Ravioli ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.48,0:01:11.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Gnocchi or tortellini ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.71,0:01:15.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Fettuccine alfredo ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.88,0:01:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Angel hair al pesto ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.62,0:01:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And top it off ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.37,0:01:21.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ With some chicken parm ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.55,0:01:23.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Just boil me and ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.31,0:01:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Stir me once in a while ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.98,0:01:28.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ As you heat up\Nsome sauce in a pan ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.62,0:01:30.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Yummy! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.09,0:01:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Or don't add sauce ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.44,0:01:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Add butter instead ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.04,0:01:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You can eat me completely bland ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.83,0:01:41.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Yum-um-um-yummeee!!! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.89,0:01:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You can eat me strand by strand ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.72,0:01:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Taaaasty! Taaasty! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.83,0:01:53.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I won't tell if your sauce is canned ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.87,0:01:56.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Pa-pasta ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.04,0:01:57.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Roma to-may-tah ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.96,0:02:00.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Garlic! Ooo-la-la! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.14,0:02:03.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm so delicious! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.60,0:02:06.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uhh... you stutter a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.87,0:02:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, that's just the way I sing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.04,0:02:11.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is that because you've\Ngot pa-pa-pa-pa-pasta face?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.75,0:02:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]\N-You're not funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.96,0:02:15.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Come on.\NI'm just being fa-silly.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.67,0:02:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]\N-Ugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.79,0:02:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, hey Lady Pasta!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.12,0:02:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wrote a song too.\NYou wanna hear it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.85,0:02:21.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.74,0:02:23.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[tune of Bad Romance]: ♪ Orange,\Norange, orange-orange-orange ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.22,0:02:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Seriously dude, stop.\N-♪ Orange-orange-orange ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.08,0:02:27.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Orange, orange... ♪\N-Please stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.22,0:02:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-♪ Orange-orange-orange,\Norange, orange ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.70,0:02:31.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Seriously dude, stop.\N-♪ Orange-orange, orange-orange... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.100,0:02:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Somebody please put\Nme out of my misery.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.48,0:02:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it was a figure of speech!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.94,0:02:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! [gurgling]\N-Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.85,0:02:41.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[gurgling continues]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.29,0:02:44.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lady Pasta, you've got\Nbu-bu-bu-bu-burnt face.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.12,0:02:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.42,0:02:51.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by SpongeSebastian