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-[flutters lips]

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[sighs]
It's kinda lonely in here all by myself.

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Hmm... Oh...

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-[muffled noises]

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-Hey, what's that?

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-Whoa! Hello, that was fun.

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[laughs]
-Hey, you're an orange!

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-Hey, you're an orange!

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-I'm an orange!
-I'm an orange!

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-That's what I said.
-That's what I said.

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-Hey, hey Orange,
you wanna hear a joke?

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-Okay.

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-Why'd the chicken cross the--

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-Hey, hey Orange!
-What?

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-Why'd the orange go blind?

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-Huh?

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-'Cause he was low on Vitamin C.
[guffaws]

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-Hey, I was telling jokes.

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-Get it? Vitamin C?
[guffawing]

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-Hey, hey Orange!

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-What'd the orange say
before he went to work?

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-"Back to the rind." [guffaws]

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-Hey, that's my joke!

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[guffawing continues]

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Hey, hey Orange,

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how many oranges does it
take to screw in a light bulb?

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[grunts, farts]

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[laughs]
-What was that?

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I was in the middle of
telling a joke and then you just--

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-[wet fart] Oh.

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There was a little pulp in that one.

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[laughs]

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-What is wrong with you?

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-I think I'm a little ripe. [guffaws]

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-Oh yeah?
Well, I bet you can't do this.

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[burps, laughs]

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-Oh, anybody can do that. Watch.

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[belches loudly]

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Told you I'm ripe.

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-You're annoying.

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-No, I'm not. I'm an orange.

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-Well you're--
-Hey, hey Orange,

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why'd the orange fall out of a tree?

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-'Cause you're stupid?

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-'Cause he went out on a limb. [laughs]

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-[growls]

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-[continues laughing]

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I'm so funny.
I tell the best jokes in the world.

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-Hey, Orange!
-What? What is it, Orange?

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-Knife.

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-Huh?

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[screaming]

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-[laughing]

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-[agonized screams]

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-Hey Orange, way to go.

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You've got lots of guts. [laughs]

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Get it? Guts?

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[laughs]

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Oh, that's a lot better.
Peace and quiet.

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Hey, what are you doing?

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-Oh!
-Whoa! Ow!

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-Hey, watch out.
-No.

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-Hey, another orange!
-Hey, it's another orange!

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-Hey, Orange!
-Hey, Orange!

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-Nooooooooooooooo!

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Captioned by SpongeSebastian