I'm Volke Eisenach and today I want to
about a very important subject.
Where are the subtitles?
Hello...? There are supposed to be subtitles
Thank you.
Are you ready?
Good.
Sorry!
I want to talk to you about a very important subject.
That, that is not what I said.
No, no no, could you just print what I'm saying?
No no.
Yeah but you are subtitles and your job is to print
the stuff I am saying.
No, no. Don't make up your own mind,
just keep translating.
No no, keep translating.
Yeah but your subtitles!
Because your subtitles.
There's no thing like the subtitles union!
Please believe me.
There's not.
Could you stop!
No could you just stop because I have to go...
Stop it!
Ok, I'm sorry. [???] Let's start again.
I'm Volke Eisenach
Yeah, that's my name I know
I know but, that's my name and please
stop!
You stop it! And I keep going
Ok.
Noo!
Nooo!
Because...
Because your not in charge!
Yes! Yes, I'm sorry
Thank you!
Thank you.
Yeah.
No, could you stop? Please stop it
I mean, your going too far!
No it's not thinning!
No it's not! I mean it's just genetics.
I like it.
Yes I do!
No, no no!
No please.
Come on!
I mean we could do it another time
Not today.
No, definetley not today
[whispers] I'm sorry!
No, Ok, listen.
Guys stop it. Ok.
If you don't stop we can't go on.
Because it's just completely subtitles nightmare
Yeah but that's not the thing I want to....
No.
Ok.
Ok if you... ok!
So then do your job!
But no.
No..
No!
No, I'm sorry I'm leaving.
I've had enough.
Hello, no! No, no no no!
I've told you it's not thinning
it's genetics!
No it's not.
It's not.
Ok.
Ok, please.
Yeah, ok, keep going.
I don't care.
Um, could you just ignore them
and um, maybe it's a good idea
if you just watch a different video
for the moment.
and er, I'll get rid of the subtitles somehow!
and um...
Stop it!
and um...
No your not doing...
No, no your not doing that!
Ok.
Er, see you.
See you next time.
I'm Volke Eisenach and today.... oh.
[coughs]