1
00:00:00,412 --> 00:00:02,314
I'm Volke Eisenach and today I want to

2
00:00:02,314 --> 00:00:04,370
about a very important subject.

3
00:00:05,062 --> 00:00:07,732
Where are the subtitles?

4
00:00:07,732 --> 00:00:10,895
Hello...? There are supposed to be subtitles

5
00:00:13,357 --> 00:00:14,569
Thank you.

6
00:00:14,569 --> 00:00:15,526
Are you ready?

7
00:00:15,526 --> 00:00:16,219
Good.

8
00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:18,852
Sorry!

9
00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,468
I want to talk to you about a very important subject.

10
00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:26,415
That, that is not what I said.

11
00:00:27,307 --> 00:00:30,052
No, no no, could you just print what I'm saying?

12
00:00:31,452 --> 00:00:32,134
No no.

13
00:00:34,226 --> 00:00:36,120
Yeah but you are subtitles and your job is to print

14
00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,495
the stuff I am saying.

15
00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,429
No, no. Don't make up your own mind,

16
00:00:39,429 --> 00:00:40,797
just keep translating.

17
00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,942
No no, keep translating.

18
00:00:45,157 --> 00:00:47,049
Yeah but your subtitles!

19
00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:50,812
Because your subtitles.

20
00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,240
There's no thing like the subtitles union!

21
00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,332
Please believe me.

22
00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:01,440
There's not.

23
00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:02,175
Could you stop!

24
00:01:02,314 --> 00:01:04,022
No could you just stop because I have to go...

25
00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,350
Stop it!

26
00:01:06,781 --> 00:01:13,160
Ok, I'm sorry. [???] Let's start again.

27
00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,465
I'm Volke Eisenach

28
00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,498
Yeah, that's my name I know

29
00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,163
I know but, that's my name and please

30
00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,453
stop!

31
00:01:23,453 --> 00:01:24,800
You stop it! And I keep going

32
00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,317
Ok.

33
00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:31,917
Noo!

34
00:01:33,855 --> 00:01:34,711
Nooo!

35
00:01:36,065 --> 00:01:37,538
Because...

36
00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,383
Because your not in charge!

37
00:01:42,214 --> 00:01:46,098
Yes! Yes, I'm sorry

38
00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,520
Thank you!

39
00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:52,560
Thank you.

40
00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,360
Yeah.

41
00:01:55,775 --> 00:01:58,143
No, could you stop? Please stop it

42
00:01:58,143 --> 00:01:59,966
I mean, your going too far!

43
00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,923
No it's not thinning!

44
00:02:04,923 --> 00:02:07,617
No it's not! I mean it's just genetics.

45
00:02:07,617 --> 00:02:10,711
I like it.

46
00:02:12,957 --> 00:02:15,449
Yes I do!

47
00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,623
No, no no!

48
00:02:18,623 --> 00:02:19,784
No please.

49
00:02:19,784 --> 00:02:20,760
Come on!

50
00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,360
I mean we could do it another time

51
00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:23,560
Not today.

52
00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,542
No, definetley not today

53
00:02:34,957 --> 00:02:37,197
[whispers] I'm sorry!

54
00:02:37,628 --> 00:02:39,086
No, Ok, listen.

55
00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,545
Guys stop it. Ok.

56
00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,955
If you don't stop we can't go on.

57
00:02:44,955 --> 00:02:48,835
Because it's just completely subtitles nightmare

58
00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,883
Yeah but that's not the thing I want to....

59
00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:54,037
No.

60
00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,000
Ok.

61
00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,051
Ok if you... ok!

62
00:02:58,051 --> 00:02:59,570
So then do your job!

63
00:02:59,985 --> 00:03:00,840
But no.

64
00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:01,540
No..

65
00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,160
No!

66
00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:03,923
No, I'm sorry I'm leaving.

67
00:03:03,923 --> 00:03:05,578
I've had enough.

68
00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:19,320
Hello, no! No, no no no!

69
00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,280
I've told you it's not thinning

70
00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,366
it's genetics!

71
00:03:23,843 --> 00:03:25,040
No it's not.

72
00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:28,160
It's not.

73
00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,361
Ok.

74
00:03:33,299 --> 00:03:34,743
Ok, please.

75
00:03:35,528 --> 00:03:36,920
Yeah, ok, keep going.

76
00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,160
I don't care.

77
00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,560
Um, could you just ignore them

78
00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,537
and um, maybe it's a good idea

79
00:03:44,537 --> 00:03:46,400
if you just watch a different video

80
00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:47,240
for the moment.

81
00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,300
and er, I'll get rid of the subtitles somehow!

82
00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:50,800
and um...

83
00:03:53,415 --> 00:03:54,388
Stop it!

84
00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:57,960
and um...

85
00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,640
No your not doing...

86
00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,001
No, no your not doing that!

87
00:04:02,463 --> 00:04:03,560
Ok.

88
00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,640
Er, see you.

89
00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,034
See you next time.

90
00:04:10,265 --> 00:04:13,200
I'm Volke Eisenach and today.... oh.

91
00:04:13,200 --> 99:59:59,999
[coughs]