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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.41,0:00:02.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Volke Eisenach and today I want to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.31,0:00:04.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about a very important subject.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.06,0:00:07.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are the subtitles?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.73,0:00:10.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello...? There are supposed to be subtitles
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.36,0:00:14.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.57,0:00:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.53,0:00:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.85,0:00:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.04,0:00:22.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to talk to you about a very important subject.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.96,0:00:26.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That, that is not what I said.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.31,0:00:30.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no no, could you just print what I'm saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.45,0:00:32.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.23,0:00:36.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah but you are subtitles and your job is to print
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.12,0:00:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the stuff I am saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.08,0:00:39.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no. Don't make up your own mind,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.43,0:00:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just keep translating.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.72,0:00:43.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no, keep translating.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.16,0:00:47.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah but your subtitles!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.08,0:00:50.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because your subtitles.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.92,0:00:58.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no thing like the subtitles union!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.24,0:00:59.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please believe me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.44,0:01:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.44,0:01:02.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could you stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.31,0:01:04.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No could you just stop because I have to go...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.36,0:01:06.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.78,0:01:13.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, I'm sorry. [???] Let's start again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.16,0:01:14.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Volke Eisenach
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.08,0:01:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's my name I know
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.16,0:01:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know but, that's my name and please
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.04,0:01:23.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.45,0:01:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You stop it! And I keep going
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.80,0:01:27.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.84,0:01:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.86,0:01:34.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.06,0:01:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.20,0:01:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because your not in charge!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.21,0:01:46.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! Yes, I'm sorry
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.76,0:01:51.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.52,0:01:52.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.56,0:01:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.78,0:01:58.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, could you stop? Please stop it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.14,0:01:59.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, your going too far!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.32,0:02:04.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No it's not thinning!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.92,0:02:07.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No it's not! I mean it's just genetics.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.62,0:02:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.96,0:02:15.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes I do!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.68,0:02:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no no!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.62,0:02:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No please.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.78,0:02:20.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.76,0:02:22.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean we could do it another time
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.36,0:02:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not today.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.56,0:02:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, definetley not today
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.96,0:02:37.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[whispers] I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.63,0:02:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Ok, listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.04,0:02:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys stop it. Ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.76,0:02:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't stop we can't go on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.96,0:02:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it's just completely subtitles nightmare
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.62,0:02:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah but that's not the thing I want to....
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.36,0:02:54.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.96,0:02:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.00,0:02:58.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok if you... ok!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.05,0:02:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So then do your job!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.98,0:03:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But no.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.04,0:03:01.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No..
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.20,0:03:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.16,0:03:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm sorry I'm leaving.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.92,0:03:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've had enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.64,0:03:19.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, no! No, no no no!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.32,0:03:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've told you it's not thinning
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.28,0:03:23.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's genetics!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.84,0:03:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No it's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.64,0:03:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.16,0:03:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.30,0:03:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.53,0:03:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, ok, keep going.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.92,0:03:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.16,0:03:41.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, could you just ignore them
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.56,0:03:44.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and um, maybe it's a good idea
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.54,0:03:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you just watch a different video
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.40,0:03:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.24,0:03:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and er, I'll get rid of the subtitles somehow!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.30,0:03:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and um...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.42,0:03:54.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.54,0:03:57.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and um...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.96,0:03:59.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No your not doing...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.64,0:04:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no your not doing that!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.46,0:04:03.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.56,0:04:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Er, see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.64,0:04:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See you next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.26,0:04:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Volke Eisenach and today.... oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.20,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[coughs]