I'm Volke Eisenach and today I want to

about a very important subject.

Where are the subtitles?

Hello...? There are supposed to be subtitles

Thank you.

Are you ready?

Good.

Sorry!

I want to talk to you about a very important subject.

That, that is not what I said.

No, no no, could you just print what I'm saying?

No no.

Yeah but you are subtitles and your job is to print

the stuff I am saying.

No, no. Don't make up your own mind,

just keep translating.

No no, keep translating.

Yeah but your subtitles!

Because your subtitles.

There's no thing like the subtitles union!

Please believe me.

There's not.

Could you stop!

No could you just stop because I have to go...

Stop it!

Ok, I'm sorry. [???] Let's start again.

I'm Volke Eisenach

Yeah, that's my name I know

I know but, that's my name and please

stop!

You stop it! And I keep going

Ok.

Noo!

Nooo!

Because...

Because your not in charge!

Yes! Yes, I'm sorry

Thank you!

Thank you.

Yeah.

No, could you stop? Please stop it

I mean, your going too far!

No it's not thinning!

No it's not! I mean it's just genetics.

I like it.

Yes I do!

No, no no!

No please.

Come on!

I mean we could do it another time

Not today.

No, definetley not today

[whispers] I'm sorry!

No, Ok, listen.

Guys stop it. Ok.

If you don't stop we can't go on.

Because it's just completely subtitles nightmare

Yeah but that's not the thing I want to....

No.

Ok.

Ok if you... ok!

So then do your job!

But no.

No..

No!

No, I'm sorry I'm leaving.

I've had enough.

Hello, no! No, no no no!

I've told you it's not thinning

it's genetics!

No it's not.

It's not.

Ok.

Ok, please.

Yeah, ok, keep going.

I don't care.

Um, could you just ignore them

and um, maybe it's a good idea

if you just watch a different video

for the moment.

and er, I'll get rid of the subtitles somehow!

and um...

Stop it!

and um...

No your not doing...

No, no your not doing that!

Ok.

Er, see you.

See you next time.

I'm Volke Eisenach and today.... oh.

[coughs]