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I'm Volke Eisenach and today I want to

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about a very important subject.

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Where are the subtitles?

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Hello...? There are supposed to be subtitles

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Thank you.

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Are you ready?

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Good.

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Sorry!

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I want to talk to you about a very important subject.

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That, that is not what I said.

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No, no no, could you just print what I'm saying?

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No no.

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Yeah but you are subtitles and your job is to print

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the stuff I am saying.

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No, no. Don't make up your own mind,

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just keep translating.

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No no, keep translating.

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Yeah but your subtitles!

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Because your subtitles.

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There's no thing like the subtitles union!

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Please believe me.

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There's not.

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Could you stop!

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No could you just stop because I have to go...

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Stop it!

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Ok, I'm sorry. [???] Let's start again.

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I'm Volke Eisenach

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Yeah, that's my name I know

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I know but, that's my name and please

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stop!

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You stop it! And I keep going

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Ok.

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Noo!

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Nooo!

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Because...

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Because your not in charge!

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Yes! Yes, I'm sorry

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Thank you!

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Thank you.

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Yeah.

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No, could you stop? Please stop it

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I mean, your going too far!

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No it's not thinning!

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No it's not! I mean it's just genetics.

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I like it.

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Yes I do!

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No, no no!

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No please.

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Come on!

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I mean we could do it another time

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Not today.

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No, definetley not today

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[whispers] I'm sorry!

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No, Ok, listen.

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Guys stop it. Ok.

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If you don't stop we can't go on.

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Because it's just completely subtitles nightmare

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Yeah but that's not the thing I want to....

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No.

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Ok.

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Ok if you... ok!

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So then do your job!

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But no.

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No..

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No!

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No, I'm sorry I'm leaving.

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I've had enough.

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Hello, no! No, no no no!

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I've told you it's not thinning

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it's genetics!

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No it's not.

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It's not.

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Ok.

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Ok, please.

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Yeah, ok, keep going.

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I don't care.

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Um, could you just ignore them

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and um, maybe it's a good idea

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if you just watch a different video

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for the moment.

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and er, I'll get rid of the subtitles somehow!

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and um...

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Stop it!

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and um...

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No your not doing...

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No, no your not doing that!

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Ok.

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Er, see you.

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See you next time.

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I'm Volke Eisenach and today.... oh.

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[coughs]