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-[Orange fluttering tongue]

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[groans softly][br]I'm bored.

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Whoa! Who's that?[br]What do you have?

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-Hey![br]Watch the merchandise, buddy.

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-Whoa.[br]-Oh, hey. How's in goin'?

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-Oh... hey.[br]Uh... I'm an orange. Um... Uh...

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-Uh, are you okay?

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-You're beautiful![br]-[laughs]

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No, I'm just a passion fruit.

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-More like passion cute.

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-Uh, that's passion fruit.

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-I'm an orange.[br]-Yeah, I like your peel.

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Dimples are totally adorable.

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-[laughs bashfully][br]Oh...

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-Swear to God,[br]you put me down right now

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or you gonna see[br]some kung-fu voodoo.

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-Grapefruit?

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Wow! I can't believe you made it!

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-Oh. You know him?[br]-You know it, buddy. [laughs]

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-It's not like that.

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We met in the bag on the way over.

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-Hey, who's the kumquat?

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He a friend of yours?[br]-We just met.

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He's been, you know,[br]keeping me company.

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-Hey Passion,[br]you wanna watch me flex?

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Check it out.[br][straining fiercely]

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-Uh, yeah.[br]You did that earlier.

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-[continues straining]

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-Hey, is the chubby orange gonna fart?

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-Oh, did that twerp just call me chubby?

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-Uhh...[br]-Yeah, you really let yourself go.

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They should call you[br]Chubby McChubbyOrange...

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'cause you're chubby. [laughs]

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-Hey, [bleep].[br]I'm a [bleep] grapefruit.

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Do you know what that means?

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-Whoa, Chubby McChubby's[br]got a potty-mouth.

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-It means I could kick your[br][bleep] six ways from [bleep].

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-Is that really necessary?

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-Hey, Orange, I'm talkin' to you.

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How many squats can you do, huh?

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-What's a squat?[br]-Exactly.

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Let me spell it out for you.

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Chicks dig the grapefruit.[br]Ain't that right, baby?

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-Uh, not really.[br]-Oh, Orange, you're out of your league.

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You should go hit on a[br]blueberry or somethin'. [chuckles]

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-Grapefruit?[br]More like "apefruit."

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Are you chubby 'cause you[br]ate all the bananas? [laughs]

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-Hey, zip the lip, onion dip.[br]-I'm not an onion.

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-You're right. You're a grape.

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-Uh-uh, no I'm not.

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-Then why are you so full of wine?[br][laughs] Oh!

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-Shut up![br]What is wrong with you?

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Seriously, you think[br]I care about flexing?

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And what are you talking about, squats?

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You don't even have legs!

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-[laughing][br]-And you!

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Who cares if he's a little,[br]you know, round?

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All you do is make weird[br]noises and call him fat.

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How shallow are you?

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-I'm not shallow. I'm an orange.

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-Wow. What is wrong with me?

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This happens every time I go out.

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It's always the jerk and the weirdo.

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If that's the choices, I'd rather take--

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-Knife?[br]-Huh?

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-Knife.

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-[screaming]

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-Oh, my God!

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[screaming continues]

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-Whoa![br]Grapefruit's beside himself!

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-[in agony]:[br]Ow! Oww!

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Do you know how much this hurts?

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-Well, hey, at least he's[br]not such a sourpuss now.

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[laughs]

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Ow.

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-Aaaahhh!!!

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-That's the most mess-up[br]thing I've ever seen.

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-You should've seen tomato.[br]That was bad.

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-This kitchen in awful.[br]How do you stand it?

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-Oh, it's not so bad.[br]Just ask Pear.

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-Somebody please, kill me now.

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