[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[Orange fluttering tongue]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.92,0:00:06.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[groans softly]\NI'm bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.34,0:00:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa! Who's that?\NWhat do you have?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.47,0:00:11.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey!\NWatch the merchandise, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.96,0:00:14.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa.\N-Oh, hey. How's in goin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.91,0:00:19.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh... hey.\NUh... I'm an orange. Um... Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.67,0:00:21.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh, are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.27,0:00:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're beautiful!\N-[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.52,0:00:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm just a passion fruit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.70,0:00:27.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-More like passion cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.54,0:00:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh, that's passion fruit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.70,0:00:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm an orange.\N-Yeah, I like your peel.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.60,0:00:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dimples are totally adorable.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.69,0:00:37.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[laughs bashfully]\NOh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.38,0:00:39.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Swear to God,\Nyou put me down right now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.29,0:00:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or you gonna see\Nsome kung-fu voodoo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.36,0:00:42.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Grapefruit?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.49,0:00:45.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! I can't believe you made it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.19,0:00:48.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh. You know him?\N-You know it, buddy. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.26,0:00:49.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's not like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.42,0:00:51.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We met in the bag on the way over.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.13,0:00:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, who's the kumquat?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.64,0:00:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He a friend of yours?\N-We just met.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.06,0:00:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's been, you know,\Nkeeping me company.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.08,0:00:59.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey Passion,\Nyou wanna watch me flex?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.33,0:01:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check it out.\N[straining fiercely]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.46,0:01:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh, yeah.\NYou did that earlier.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.78,0:01:06.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[continues straining]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.04,0:01:07.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, is the chubby orange gonna fart?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.99,0:01:10.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, did that twerp just call me chubby?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.57,0:01:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uhh...\N-Yeah, you really let yourself go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.70,0:01:15.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They should call you\NChubby McChubbyOrange...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.09,0:01:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause you're chubby. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.72,0:01:19.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, [bleep].\NI'm a [bleep] grapefruit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.41,0:01:20.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what that means?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.94,0:01:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa, Chubby McChubby's\Ngot a potty-mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.17,0:01:26.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It means I could kick your\N[bleep] six ways from [bleep].
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.38,0:01:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is that really necessary?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.75,0:01:30.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, Orange, I'm talkin' to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.23,0:01:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many squats can you do, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.76,0:01:33.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's a squat?\N-Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.55,0:01:34.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me spell it out for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.93,0:01:37.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chicks dig the grapefruit.\NAin't that right, baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.83,0:01:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh, not really.\N-Oh, Orange, you're out of your league.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.54,0:01:42.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should go hit on a\Nblueberry or somethin'. [chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.86,0:01:44.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Grapefruit?\NMore like "apefruit."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.91,0:01:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you chubby 'cause you\Nate all the bananas? [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.81,0:01:50.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, zip the lip, onion dip.\N-I'm not an onion.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.85,0:01:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're right. You're a grape.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.57,0:01:53.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh-uh, no I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.86,0:01:57.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Then why are you so full of wine?\N[laughs] Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.16,0:01:59.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Shut up!\NWhat is wrong with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.87,0:02:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously, you think\NI care about flexing?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.62,0:02:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what are you talking about, squats?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.99,0:02:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't even have legs!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.25,0:02:08.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[laughing]\N-And you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.67,0:02:11.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who cares if he's a little,\Nyou know, round?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.55,0:02:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you do is make weird\Nnoises and call him fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.03,0:02:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How shallow are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.74,0:02:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm not shallow. I'm an orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.62,0:02:19.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wow. What is wrong with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.23,0:02:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This happens every time I go out.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.85,0:02:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's always the jerk and the weirdo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.34,0:02:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If that's the choices, I'd rather take--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.98,0:02:25.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Knife?\N-Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.57,0:02:26.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Knife.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.82,0:02:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[screaming]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.86,0:02:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.30,0:02:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[screaming continues]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.37,0:02:34.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa!\NGrapefruit's beside himself!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.83,0:02:36.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[in agony]:\NOw! Oww!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.97,0:02:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know how much this hurts?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.08,0:02:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, hey, at least he's\Nnot such a sourpuss now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.36,0:02:42.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.28,0:02:42.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.91,0:02:47.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Aaaahhh!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.02,0:02:49.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's the most mess-up\Nthing I've ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.46,0:02:52.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You should've seen tomato.\NThat was bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.13,0:02:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-This kitchen in awful.\NHow do you stand it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.50,0:02:56.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, it's not so bad.\NJust ask Pear.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.82,0:02:58.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Somebody please, kill me now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.97,0:03:03.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by SpongeSebastian