-[Orange fluttering tongue]

[groans softly]
I'm bored.

Whoa! Who's that?
What do you have?

-Hey!
Watch the merchandise, buddy.

-Whoa.
-Oh, hey. How's in goin'?

-Oh... hey.
Uh... I'm an orange. Um... Uh...

-Uh, are you okay?

-You're beautiful!
-[laughs]

No, I'm just a passion fruit.

-More like passion cute.

-Uh, that's passion fruit.

-I'm an orange.
-Yeah, I like your peel.

Dimples are totally adorable.

-[laughs bashfully]
Oh...

-Swear to God,
you put me down right now

or you gonna see
some kung-fu voodoo.

-Grapefruit?

Wow! I can't believe you made it!

-Oh. You know him?
-You know it, buddy. [laughs]

-It's not like that.

We met in the bag on the way over.

-Hey, who's the kumquat?

He a friend of yours?
-We just met.

He's been, you know,
keeping me company.

-Hey Passion,
you wanna watch me flex?

Check it out.
[straining fiercely]

-Uh, yeah.
You did that earlier.

-[continues straining]

-Hey, is the chubby orange gonna fart?

-Oh, did that twerp just call me chubby?

-Uhh...
-Yeah, you really let yourself go.

They should call you
Chubby McChubbyOrange...

'cause you're chubby. [laughs]

-Hey, [bleep].
I'm a [bleep] grapefruit.

Do you know what that means?

-Whoa, Chubby McChubby's
got a potty-mouth.

-It means I could kick your
[bleep] six ways from [bleep].

-Is that really necessary?

-Hey, Orange, I'm talkin' to you.

How many squats can you do, huh?

-What's a squat?
-Exactly.

Let me spell it out for you.

Chicks dig the grapefruit.
Ain't that right, baby?

-Uh, not really.
-Oh, Orange, you're out of your league.

You should go hit on a
blueberry or somethin'. [chuckles]

-Grapefruit?
More like "apefruit."

Are you chubby 'cause you
ate all the bananas? [laughs]

-Hey, zip the lip, onion dip.
-I'm not an onion.

-You're right. You're a grape.

-Uh-uh, no I'm not.

-Then why are you so full of wine?
[laughs] Oh!

-Shut up!
What is wrong with you?

Seriously, you think
I care about flexing?

And what are you talking about, squats?

You don't even have legs!

-[laughing]
-And you!

Who cares if he's a little,
you know, round?

All you do is make weird
noises and call him fat.

How shallow are you?

-I'm not shallow. I'm an orange.

-Wow. What is wrong with me?

This happens every time I go out.

It's always the jerk and the weirdo.

If that's the choices, I'd rather take--

-Knife?
-Huh?

-Knife.

-[screaming]

-Oh, my God!

[screaming continues]

-Whoa!
Grapefruit's beside himself!

-[in agony]:
Ow! Oww!

Do you know how much this hurts?

-Well, hey, at least he's
not such a sourpuss now.

[laughs]

Ow.

-Aaaahhh!!!

-That's the most mess-up
thing I've ever seen.

-You should've seen tomato.
That was bad.

-This kitchen in awful.
How do you stand it?

-Oh, it's not so bad.
Just ask Pear.

-Somebody please, kill me now.

Captioned by SpongeSebastian