-[Orange fluttering tongue]
[groans softly] I'm bored.
Whoa! Who's that? What do you have?
-Hey! Watch the merchandise, buddy.
-Whoa. -Oh, hey. How's in goin'?
-Oh... hey. Uh... I'm an orange. Um... Uh...
-Uh, are you okay?
-You're beautiful! -[laughs]
No, I'm just a passion fruit.
-More like passion cute.
-Uh, that's passion fruit.
-I'm an orange. -Yeah, I like your peel.
Dimples are totally adorable.
-[laughs bashfully] Oh...
-Swear to God, you put me down right now
or you gonna see some kung-fu voodoo.
-Grapefruit?
Wow! I can't believe you made it!
-Oh. You know him? -You know it, buddy. [laughs]
-It's not like that.
We met in the bag on the way over.
-Hey, who's the kumquat?
He a friend of yours? -We just met.
He's been, you know, keeping me company.
-Hey Passion, you wanna watch me flex?
Check it out. [straining fiercely]
-Uh, yeah. You did that earlier.
-[continues straining]
-Hey, is the chubby orange gonna fart?
-Oh, did that twerp just call me chubby?
-Uhh... -Yeah, you really let yourself go.
They should call you Chubby McChubbyOrange...
'cause you're chubby. [laughs]
-Hey, [bleep]. I'm a [bleep] grapefruit.
Do you know what that means?
-Whoa, Chubby McChubby's got a potty-mouth.
-It means I could kick your [bleep] six ways from [bleep].
-Is that really necessary?
-Hey, Orange, I'm talkin' to you.
How many squats can you do, huh?
-What's a squat? -Exactly.
Let me spell it out for you.
Chicks dig the grapefruit. Ain't that right, baby?
-Uh, not really. -Oh, Orange, you're out of your league.
You should go hit on a blueberry or somethin'. [chuckles]
-Grapefruit? More like "apefruit."
Are you chubby 'cause you ate all the bananas? [laughs]
-Hey, zip the lip, onion dip. -I'm not an onion.
-You're right. You're a grape.
-Uh-uh, no I'm not.
-Then why are you so full of wine? [laughs] Oh!
-Shut up! What is wrong with you?
Seriously, you think I care about flexing?
And what are you talking about, squats?
You don't even have legs!
-[laughing] -And you!
Who cares if he's a little, you know, round?
All you do is make weird noises and call him fat.
How shallow are you?
-I'm not shallow. I'm an orange.
-Wow. What is wrong with me?
This happens every time I go out.
It's always the jerk and the weirdo.
If that's the choices, I'd rather take--
-Knife? -Huh?
-Knife.
-[screaming]
-Oh, my God!
[screaming continues]
-Whoa! Grapefruit's beside himself!
-[in agony]: Ow! Oww!
Do you know how much this hurts?
-Well, hey, at least he's not such a sourpuss now.
[laughs]
Ow.
-Aaaahhh!!!
-That's the most mess-up thing I've ever seen.
-You should've seen tomato. That was bad.
-This kitchen in awful. How do you stand it?
-Oh, it's not so bad. Just ask Pear.
-Somebody please, kill me now.
Captioned by SpongeSebastian