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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.74,0:00:04.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Dunk] I'm finally back-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.02,0:00:06.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spider-Man 3 is the best movie that Spider-Man made.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.86,0:00:12.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since it's release in 2007, critics have spent countless hours analyzing every frame
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.02,0:00:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every scene
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.06,0:00:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every line of dialogue in search of it's many subdued themes and messages.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.08,0:00:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like Garfield,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.98,0:00:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spider-Man 3 is a film about layers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.00,0:00:24.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the surface, It's your typical thrill-a-minute Blockbuster with cutting edge special effects.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.48,0:00:28.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But upon further viewing, you start to understand this is merely a facade.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.08,0:00:32.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A false attempt to placate a broader audience.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.78,0:00:33.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*whistle sound*
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.62,0:00:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In superhero movies, you can only tell two different stories, really.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.20,0:00:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The origin story
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.24,0:00:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or a story about heroes, learning to work together as a team.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.46,0:00:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spider-Man 3 shatters expectations by not giving you the rise of Spider-Man
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.44,0:00:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but rather the fall.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.80,0:00:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peter Parker becomes tangled, if you will, in a web of violence and deceit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.10,0:00:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and ultimately
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.00,0:00:54.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,becomes the villain.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.20,0:00:57.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The movie starts with Pete. He sees his best friend James Franco
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.42,0:01:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he clotheslines him down an alley and kills him
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.42,0:01:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then we're introduced to Sandman
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.28,0:01:12.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who we learned is a great father,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.78,0:01:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trying to save up enough money to pay for his daughter's surgery.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.16,0:01:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Spider-Man gets wind of this and, uh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.00,0:01:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kills him in a sewer.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.92,0:01:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Spidey] Good riddance
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.16,0:01:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Dunk] Then the city throws a parade for Spider-man,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.46,0:01:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he kisses some bimbo, right in front of his girlfriend
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.12,0:01:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then he meets this guy, who is actually, uh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.10,0:01:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his biggest fan
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.46,0:01:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Up to this part, I kind of figured out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.08,0:01:34.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Maybe Spider-Man is just having a bad day"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.79,0:01:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all know, he's a good guy at heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.10,0:01:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Peter] Spider-Man killed him
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.98,0:01:41.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [May Parker] Spider-Man?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.98,0:01:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.40,0:01:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spider-Man doesn't kill people.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.38,0:01:50.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Dunk] But then, fucking stupid ass James Franco
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.38,0:01:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,starts being alive again
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.82,0:01:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Mary Jane dumps Spider-Man, for no good reason
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.68,0:01:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Comedy Slide Whistle*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.26,0:01:57.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, she says "she's seeing another guy"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.34,0:02:00.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spider-Man, in a state of such distraught and fragility
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.68,0:02:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goes to the only guy he thought he could trust
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.80,0:02:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James Franco, who goes:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.38,0:02:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Franco] "I'm the other guy"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.66,0:02:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Dunk] Fucking backstabbing piece of shit James Franco
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.54,0:02:09.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Waiter] How's the pie?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.06,0:02:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Franco] *Tim Allen's Home Improvement Grunt*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.06,0:02:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Dunk] Now, this scene is essential...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.30,0:02:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peter looks back into the cafe
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.46,0:02:17.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that little bitch, winks at him
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.34,0:02:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then BOOM!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.48,0:02:20.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*honking*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.40,0:02:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like that, he's gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.86,0:02:24.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, the question is...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.48,0:02:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where the hell did he go?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.56,0:02:28.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The truck takes like one second, to go in front of Peter
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.28,0:02:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then he disappears.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.44,0:02:32.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is where I realized that James Franco is actually
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.86,0:02:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hiding under the table.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.16,0:02:34.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Ding* Think about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.52,0:02:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naturally, Spider-Man slams James Franco into a wall
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.96,0:02:39.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an then-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.50,0:02:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chucks a fucking grenade at his head.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.22,0:02:44.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then we cut to Spider-Man, uh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.58,0:02:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,being fed a plate of cookies, and he says:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.38,0:02:48.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Peter] You got any with nuts?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.60,0:02:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Ursula] Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.14,0:02:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have some nuts. I could make some.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.18,0:02:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Peter] Go make me some.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.04,0:02:54.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Dunk] "Go make me some cookies with nuts in them"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.16,0:02:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, this is actually a very clever scene, when you think about.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.00,0:02:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In life, there was such a rich variety of cookies
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.88,0:03:01.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peanut butter, chocolate chip,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.14,0:03:02.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mint cookies, oatmeal raisin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.60,0:03:06.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But director Sam Raimi, has Spider-Man consciously choose
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.10,0:03:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nut cookies
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.96,0:03:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to signify, that this man has gone nuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.90,0:03:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you guys get that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.70,0:03:14.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have the scene where Spider-Man is pointing at various women on the sidewalk
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.44,0:03:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now, look at the gesture he's making with his hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.84,0:03:18.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is saying to these women, "you're safe now"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.00,0:03:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in Spider-Man 4, I will shoot you with a pistol.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.10,0:03:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, it's not until THIS moment
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.32,0:03:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where we, the viewers, see that faint flicker of hope, within Peter, snuffed out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.12,0:03:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He changes his hair
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.76,0:03:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from. Uh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.82,0:03:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*stutter* the normal way to this Evil hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.52,0:03:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is when the Spider-Man, that I knew
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.98,0:03:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who had lost Uncle Ben
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.62,0:03:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who'd defeated Bonesaw
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.98,0:03:41.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is when he had become truly lost.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.72,0:03:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Peter] You'll get your rent\Nwhen you fix this damn door!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.54,0:03:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Dunk] Spider-Man 3 tells a dark story that confronts the audience with serious questions
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.06,0:03:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and for this reason,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.12,0:03:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it became a very divisive film.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.86,0:03:56.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Tobey] I talked a lot with Sam Raimi about-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.28,0:03:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the tone of that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.50,0:04:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the character and how far to go with the darker side of Peter Parker
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.70,0:04:04.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and for me, I just kept pushing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.82,0:04:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted to explore that, further and further
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.94,0:04:08.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Dunk] It's a movie from a different era
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.52,0:04:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where artists were encouraged to take bold risks
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.10,0:04:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uninhibited by close-minded executives
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.42,0:04:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I sincerely doubt we'll ever see Marvel, reach these heights again.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.00,0:04:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like Alfred said:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.38,0:04:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"with big power comes big responsibility"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.22,0:04:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(That's Alfred Hitchcock and the quote is from Uncle Ben)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.24,0:04:33.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Outro]\N♪ "Get To The Bank" from the Spider-Man (2000) videogame ♪