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<i>From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD</i>

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Incite new development 
in parental technology.

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Do you find yourself with long hours
and no sustaince?

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HIRE-A-MUM for regular support
when you need it the most.

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Mum, thank you!

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No matter what your needs, hire a mom 
has you covered.

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We have the CHEF MUM with 25 years 
of restaurant experience...

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...who can whip you up healthy
and nutritious meals.

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For only $50 a serving.

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We also have the TRADIE MUM.

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Who can fix anything and everything!

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Including a kitchen sink.

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More reliable than a plumber or builder.

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TRADIE MUM comes in an absolute bargain. 
Only 75 dollars an hour.

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We have the TUTOR MUM with PhDs in...

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...mathematics, business, and psychology.

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Able to help you with your university
assignments with a low low price...

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...of 100 dollars per hour per subject.

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Our scientists have been working day
and night...

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...bringing patented temperature control