Hey.
What are you listening to?
Nothing.
Then why do you have your headphones on?
Nothing is the name of the band,
they don't like to be labeled.
That's pretty underground, what's their sound?
Neo-industrial post-emo punk funk electro-crash
thrash abily screamo house ghetto-tech.
Sounds hardcore.
Not really, this is their acoustic album.
How long have you liked them for?
Since they started out.
Since their first record?
Since their second record.
What about?
They started with their second.
That's pretty underground.
My favorite band's pretty underground.
Yeah? What are they called?
sigh
What are they called?
That's what they're called. sigh
They're a two-piece.
Drums and guitar?
No, a two-piece suit coat and pants.
How do they play a coat and pants?
They don't play them they wear them.
Wow, that's pretty underground.
Have you got all their records?
They haven't released any.
They refuse to subscribe to the fascism of the music industry.
But the Fascism of the Music Industry is a great magazine.
Did you read it this week?
No, I was too busy listening to Nothing's greatest album.
What's it called?
It's called Blank Cassette.
It's 90 minutes of silence, they've only released it online.
As an MP3?
It's a Word document.
That's pretty...
Underground.
I was gonna say subversive.
Anyway...
Have you heard?
sigh are releasing their next record online too.
It's called The Internet.
Where can I download it?
Any page.
Wanna not come over and not listen to it?
Sure.
I'm an Emo Prairie Dog.
Little hands, stupid hair.
Little hands, cutting myself.