WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - All right, bye. - (door opens) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I just got off the phone with your mom. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She's gonna work late, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so I’ll hang out ‘till your dad… 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't care. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (door slams) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's wrong with her? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ♪ I can eat my dinner... ♪ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Everything okay? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 MISSY: Leave me alone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did something happen at school? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Go away. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you sure you don’t want to talk about it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ♪ 'Cause nothing compares ♪ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm going number one. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ♪ Nothing compares... ♪ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (door closes) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (door opens) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Hey. - Welcome home. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's going on? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mary’s working late, Sheldon’s in the garage, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and Missy’s in her room hating the world. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's wrong with Missy? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My guess is a boy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And I hope you like this song, because it’s in heavy rotation. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll go talk to her. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's not a good idea. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mm, Missy and I kind of have a father-daughter thing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Maybe you and cute, little Missy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is pre-teen, angry Missy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You haven't met her yet. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I got this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hmm. (chuckles softly) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Dumb and confident— my favorite combination. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ♪ All the flowers that you planted, Mama… ♪ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - (knocks) - Missy? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ♪ All died when you went away ♪ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ♪ I know that living with you… ♪ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I was listening to that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thought you might want to talk. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That’s why the door was shut and the music was loud-- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'cause I want to talk. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (clears throat) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If this is about a boy, I know it feels 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 like the end of the world, but 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I promise you’re gonna have other boyfriends. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don’t want other boyfriends. I want Marcus. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, you feel that way now, but you’re only 11. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So my feelings don't matter? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Uh... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, how about we go get some ice cream? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not a child. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Just trying to help. - Leave me alone! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (sighs) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ♪ Baby, was sometimes hard... ♪ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (door opens) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Did you not see the sign? - I did. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It’s not legally binding. I asked Dad. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you doing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Getting rid of my stupid toys. - Hmm. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even your Cabbage Patch doll? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - I don’t need a doll. - Good. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She was starting to smell like actual cabbage. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why are you taking that down? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's time to grow up. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Leave it there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You don't even like Cyndi Lauper. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, but it’s part of my daily routine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Every morning I wake up, look over there and wonder, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Why is she standing like this?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Too bad. It's my room. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's my room, too. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, and I don't get a say 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in any of your stupid posters. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 These are the smartest men who ever lived, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so if anyone’s stupid, it’s you for saying that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shut up! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're very irritable. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This might be why you’re having boy problems. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Put that down! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 MISSY: No! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 SHELDON: Missy, I mean it! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 MISSY: I don’t care! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 SHELDON: It’s mine! Give it back! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What did you do?! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What the hell’s going on in here?! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look what she did! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - It’s his fault! - That’s enough out of both of you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I told you not to come in here. Go! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You want to explain yourself? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (crying) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We'll get you another picture. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don’t want another picture. I want this one. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I told you not to go in there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's my room! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, you watch your tone!