1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 - All right, bye. - (door opens) 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I just got off the phone with your mom. 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 She's gonna work late, 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so I’ll hang out ‘till your dad… 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't care. 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (door slams) 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's wrong with her? 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who? 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ♪ I can eat my dinner... ♪ 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Everything okay? 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 MISSY: Leave me alone. 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Did something happen at school? 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Go away. 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Are you sure you don’t want to talk about it? 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No! 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ♪ 'Cause nothing compares ♪ 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm going number one. 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ♪ Nothing compares... ♪ 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (door closes) 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (door opens) 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 - Hey. - Welcome home. 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's going on? 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mary’s working late, Sheldon’s in the garage, 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and Missy’s in her room hating the world. 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's wrong with Missy? 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 My guess is a boy. 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And I hope you like this song, because it’s in heavy rotation. 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll go talk to her. 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's not a good idea. 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mm, Missy and I kind of have a father-daughter thing. 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Maybe you and cute, little Missy. 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This is pre-teen, angry Missy. 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You haven't met her yet. 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I got this. 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hmm. (chuckles softly) 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Dumb and confident— my favorite combination. 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ♪ All the flowers that you planted, Mama… ♪ 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 - (knocks) - Missy? 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ♪ All died when you went away ♪ 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ♪ I know that living with you… ♪ 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I was listening to that. 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thought you might want to talk. 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That’s why the door was shut and the music was loud-- 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 'cause I want to talk. 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Okay. Okay. 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (clears throat) 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If this is about a boy, I know it feels 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like the end of the world, but 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I promise you’re gonna have other boyfriends. 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don’t want other boyfriends. I want Marcus. 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, you feel that way now, but you’re only 11. 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So my feelings don't matter? 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Uh... 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, how about we go get some ice cream? 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not a child. 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 - Just trying to help. - Leave me alone! 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (sighs) 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ♪ Baby, was sometimes hard... ♪ 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (door opens) 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 - Did you not see the sign? - I did. 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It’s not legally binding. I asked Dad. 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What are you doing? 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 - Getting rid of my stupid toys. - Hmm. 65 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Even your Cabbage Patch doll? 66 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 - I don’t need a doll. - Good. 67 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 She was starting to smell like actual cabbage. 68 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why are you taking that down? 69 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's time to grow up. 70 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Leave it there. 71 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You don't even like Cyndi Lauper. 72 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No, but it’s part of my daily routine. 73 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Every morning I wake up, look over there and wonder, 74 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Why is she standing like this?" 75 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Too bad. It's my room. 76 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's my room, too. 77 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah, and I don't get a say 78 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in any of your stupid posters. 79 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 These are the smartest men who ever lived, 80 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so if anyone’s stupid, it’s you for saying that. 81 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Shut up! 82 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You're very irritable. 83 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This might be why you’re having boy problems. 84 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Put that down! 85 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 MISSY: No! 86 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 SHELDON: Missy, I mean it! 87 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 MISSY: I don’t care! 88 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 SHELDON: It’s mine! Give it back! 89 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What did you do?! 90 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What the hell’s going on in here?! 91 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Look what she did! 92 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 - It’s his fault! - That’s enough out of both of you! 93 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I told you not to come in here. Go! 94 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now! 95 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You want to explain yourself? 96 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (crying) 97 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We'll get you another picture. 98 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don’t want another picture. I want this one. 99 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I told you not to go in there. 100 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's my room! 101 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, you watch your tone! 102 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (door opens) 103 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's going on? 104 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Missy tore my Professor Proton picture, 105 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and now Dad's yelling at me. 106 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You yelled first. He yelled first.