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-	All right, bye.
-	(door opens)

2
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I just got off the
phone with your mom.

3
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She's gonna work late,

4
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so I’ll hang out
‘till your dad…

5
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I don't care.

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(door slams)

7
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What's wrong with her?

8
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Who?

9
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♪ I can eat my dinner... ♪

10
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Everything okay?

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MISSY:
Leave me alone.

12
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Did something happen at school?

13
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Go away.

14
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Are you sure you don’t want
to talk about it?

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No!

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♪ 'Cause nothing compares ♪

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I'm going number one.

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♪ Nothing compares... ♪

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(door closes)

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(door opens)

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-	Hey.
-	Welcome home.

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What's going on?

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Mary’s working late,
Sheldon’s in the garage,

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and Missy’s in her room
hating the world.

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What's wrong with Missy?

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My guess is a boy.

27
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And I hope you like this song,
because it’s in heavy rotation.

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I'll go talk to her.

29
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That's not a good idea.

30
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Mm, Missy and I kind of have
a father-daughter thing.

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Maybe you
and cute, little Missy.

32
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This is pre-teen, angry Missy.

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You haven't met her yet.

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I got this.

35
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Hmm. (chuckles softly)

36
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Dumb and confident—
my favorite combination.

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♪ All the flowers
that you planted, Mama… ♪

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-	(knocks)
-	Missy?

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♪ All died when you went away ♪

40
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♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

41
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♪ I know
that living with you… ♪

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I was listening to that.

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Thought you might want to talk.

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That’s why the door was shut
and the music was loud--

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'cause I want to talk.

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Okay. Okay.

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(clears throat)

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If this is about a
boy, I know it feels

49
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like the end of
the world, but

50
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I promise you’re gonna have
other boyfriends.

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I don’t want other boyfriends.
I want Marcus.

52
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Well, you feel that way now,
but you’re only 11.

53
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So my feelings don't matter?

54
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Uh...

55
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Hey, how about
we go get some ice cream?

56
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I'm not a child.

57
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-	Just trying to help.
-	Leave me alone!

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(sighs)

59
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♪ Baby, was sometimes hard... ♪

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(door opens)

61
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-	Did you not see the sign?
-	I did.

62
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It’s not legally
binding. I asked Dad.

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What are you doing?

64
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-	Getting rid of my stupid toys.
-	Hmm.

65
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Even your Cabbage Patch doll?

66
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-	I don’t need a doll.
-	Good.

67
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She was starting
to smell like actual cabbage.

68
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Why are you taking that down?

69
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It's time to grow up.

70
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Leave it there.

71
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You don't even like
Cyndi Lauper.

72
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No, but it’s part
of my daily routine.

73
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Every morning I wake up,
look over there and wonder,

74
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"Why is she standing like this?"

75
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Too bad. It's my room.

76
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It's my room, too.

77
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Yeah, and I don't get a say

78
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in any of your stupid posters.

79
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These are the smartest men
who ever lived,

80
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so if anyone’s stupid,
it’s you for saying that.

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Shut up!

82
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You're very irritable.

83
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This might be why
you’re having boy problems.

84
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Put that down!

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MISSY:
No!

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SHELDON:
Missy, I mean it!

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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
MISSY:
I don’t care!

88
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SHELDON:
It’s mine! Give it back!

89
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What did you do?!

90
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What the hell’s
going on in here?!

91
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Look what she did!

92
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-	It’s his fault!
-	That’s enough out of both of you!

93
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I told you not
to come in here. Go!

94
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Now!

95
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You want 
to explain yourself?

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(crying)

97
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We'll get you another picture.

98
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I don’t want another picture.
I want this one.

99
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I told you not to go in there.

100
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It's my room!

101
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Hey, you watch your tone!

102
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(door opens)

103
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What's going on?

104
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Missy tore my Professor
Proton picture,

105
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and now Dad's yelling at me.

106
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You yelled first.
He yelled first.

107
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(sighs):
I’ll take care of this.

108
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You don’t even know
what happened.

109
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Did she tear up his picture?

110
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Well, yeah, she did.

111
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Honestly, I can’t leave
this house for five minutes

112
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without everything
falling apart.

113
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I was handling it.

114
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Obviously.

115
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(sighs):
You yelled first.

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Missy Cooper, you apologize
to your brother

117
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right this second.

118
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(crying):
No.

119
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I am not gonna
tell you again.

120
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Why do you always
take his side?

121
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I do not.

122
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Yes, you do.
Everybody does.

123
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I hate this family.

124
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You are grounded,
young lady.

125
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Fine!

126
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
It is fine!

127
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Hmm, thanks for handling that.